ask someone whos been eating one of these everyday for 6

>>42793819
Did you die?

>>42793819
Can you prove it?

OP, I ate these on keto and still do. Lost bodyfat too.

>>42793819
How's colon cancer working out for you?

>>42793819

Medium rare?

>>42793852
kind of, i can post the layers of crud from my baking tray since i never wash it.
>>42793831
no
>>42793870
im young so im probably safe
>>42793869
on dat dere £1/kg

good life. everyday is bacon day

>>42793870
I've got plenty of probiotics and heavy metal detox solutions to prevent that from happening. I also don't eat sugar and milk.

Your move you vegan bitchboy.

>>42794033
But its the oxidation that causes fat... not sugar or milk

>>42794033
Get some prebiotics, probiotics hardly do shit. They also help reverse a lot of the negative effects if sugar

Same OP. Well not every day, but most days. I've lost a ton of weight by cutting carbs out and my blood work has never been better. I thought I was supposed to die of a heart attack or something by now?

>>42794176
>But its the oxidation that causes fat... not sugar or milk
I meant colon cancer and heart disease

>>42794200
Heart disease develops over decades. Replace it with 2 cups of red lentils and peanut butter and watch your bad cholesterol take a nose dive

>>42793910
Clean your fucking baking tray

Clean up as you cook and before you eat what you cooked. Everything stays 1000x cleaner and your kitchen isn't a mess if you follow this advice.

And remind yourself that only animals don't clean up after themselves.

>>42794249
My LDLs and triglycerides are already incredibly low and lentils taste like ass so no thanks. but thanks for the advice sweetie.

>>42794293
Sorted!

>>42794308
Can you give the exact number? "Average" and healthy cholesterol are ridiculously far apart

>cooking bacon

what else do you do with fucking bacon.

>>42794336
>>42794033
Why are you pretending to be me?

>>42794364
LDL: 85
Triglycerides: 63
HDL: 53

Go to a butchers senpai, this is like the lowest grade bacon possible

>>42794409
Optimal levels of ldl are in the 50-70 mg/dl range, your levels aren't too bad though, i'd be interested to see what they were like before

Clean your fucking kitchen anon.

>>42794447
It's £1/kg that's why

>>42793910
>£1/kg
where frum?

>implying this isnt just a bait post to get meme comments about how disgusting his kitchen is

But yeah I wouldnt eat anything being cooked in their anon. Theres some shit in the air for sure.