>Year 2117
>go to zero gravity gym
It would be hella cool to clean and jerk in a zero-g environment. There's still inertia, you know.
>You clean the bar
>the bar cleans you
>you do a midflight flip
>land on the ceiling, it's now the floor
>catch bar in rack position
>jerk the bar
>bar jerks you
>another flip
>another landing, this time on the real floor, gripping the bar in the overhead position
>use legs to decelerate the bar
>stand up, but not too fast, perhaps velcro on squat shoes
For olympic contests you use a 1000kg-bar with osmium plates, and you're measured for time. I wonder how a kettlebell swing would work.
>>42792836
That's the opposite of what you want.
Vegeta didn't train in zero-g, he trained in 200G because fuck gravity
>>42792876
Too bad we don't get shit like that in real life.
Also >mfw no real life senzu bean. (Or even senzu bean-lite ((all nutrients/calories in single pill))
>tfw born too young for space colonialism.
In the fut
Zero gravity would produce the perfect tits, zero sag.
>>42792924
well we have that, go to saturn and witness increased gravity
>>42792924
>>42792876
Go train in a centrifuge wear they test how well pilots can withstand maximum G's
>bar cleans you
stopped reading there
the bar wouldn't "clean" you, it would just keep pulling you "up"
>>42792836
>bar jerks you
If only ;_;
>>42793203
they sent kate upton in to that zero gravity plane.