> "Hey anon come over here" > "I saw you

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>>42776995
No thanks, harlot. Jesus is around

>>42776995

You look like a 26 year old who looks 42. That's somehow worse than looking 42.

>>42776995
>> "Hey anon come over here"
>> "I saw you staring at my ass before you perv but I won't tell"
>> "You like how I sweat, don't you?"
>> "How it channels down my back to my ass"
>> "How it looks, how it smells"
>> "No one's around, go ahead"
>> "Worship it"

this is hitting all the right buttons for me

but you could have chosen a better thot my dude

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I only worship joe rogans ass

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>>42776995
Thot be gone

>>42776995
maybe you should put some fucking clothes on you whore

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>>42776995
Don't flatter yourself you haggard bitch.

jokes on you I was imagining what your toes look like

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>>42779501

Bitch you're like a lava lamp. Cool to look at but only a fucking retard would touch it.

Shitskin roasties get out of my gym, you don't even break parallel on squats even though you do 20 sets a week

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I want /r9k/ to leave

I'd eat and fuck that ass to be honest with you.

>>42780057
what the fuck that's staged, right?

>>42777044
fpbp

>a guy posts some kashmar larping as a porned out Stacey
>while being completely aware of that other guys reply playing out whatever is on their brain
>most answers imply how disgusting she is...

you do realize what you are doing, right?

>>42776995
>implying I don't want this
If only you used a good pic

>>42777044
fpbp

>>42776995

Hey, I know that girl. She used to charge 300/hr for porn star, no kissing. Good to see she's moving up in the world to "instagram model".

Good for her. Her calf and shoulder game needs work.

>>42780057
Why doesn't she come over and sit next to me? You think she's shy? Maybe thinks I'm out of her league?

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>>42779743

here's your (you)

>>42776995
she seems made of old sunburnt leather

>>42777044
Deus Vult.

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>>42777044

fpbp

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>>42777044
fpbp

>>42782206
I seriously don't get why everyone has such a boner for Jerusalem. Christians, Muslims and jews all want it, why not fucking turn it into it's own country like Hong Kong and the Vatican and make it a neutral state so it won't get affected during wars and shit.

>>42782421
Then they'd just fight about whatever the religion of the guys running Jerusalem was, and the state would never be created.

>>42776995
Talk about butter face.

>>42782454
Confederation, have 3 seperate autonomous communities, 1 Christian, 1 Jewish, 1 Muslim, have all 3 leaders come together in order to make cooperative decisions.

>>42782844
Then the Muslims complain the Jews and Christians are America+Israel teaming up on them, the Jews still complain because they say they were there first and they currently own it, and don't want to give up shit.
IDK what the Christians do.

>>42780705
(you) too

>>42782844
That'd never work. There's no reason to cooperate. There's a small church there owned by 6 different Christian denominations. The monks start fighting each other whenever one group tries to change anything. There's even a ladder that's been there since the 1700s because all six refuse to agree to moving it.

>>42782983
Catholics would probably tell both of them to fuck off.

>>42783946
I'd agree if it wasn't for the new Pope, who doesn't really seem like the crusade-y type.
More like:
>Muslims complain about Murica-Israel tag-team
>Jews complain about muh homeland and muh stolen lands
>Christians agree to share, but only under a ridiculously biased and totally arbitrary set of rules no one else could possibly agree to.

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>>42777217
how's this?