>be me
>been doing my "grow grow grow"s for the past 2 years
>finally make it to 6'0"
>radio in to the gym receptionist to let them know
>receptionist sends down a height squad to confirm my height
>they approve my transfer to the big boy gym
>finally out of the manlet pit
>making it.jpg
>Walk into the gym today
>monthly gym role raffle
>name gets drawn for gym bully punching bag
>threaten me with the shrink ray if I don't abide
What do I do /fit/?
Rules are rules
>>42775307
Can I obtain an exemption because it's my first month? I didn't read through the terms and conditions when signing off on my transfer
>Natty card dispenser broken at new gym
>>42775291
Do you want to be a big boy or not?
Being fair game for the designated bully is one of the main responsibilities of being in the 6'-high club. Second only to power-bottoming.
>>42775291
>implying 6' isn't a manlet
>>42775291
> tfw enter gym
> Rich Piana is at the entrance
> 'Goddamn you made it kid'
> gives me a protein shake with some spare bcaa in there
> Inside the weights room Zyzz is talking with some bearded greek dudes, training lats
> salute them and go to the squat rack
> for some reason there is a fridge with some jugs of milk inside
> it's the final countdown playing on the radio
>>42777175
Wrong Fucking image
> wake up
> 8% body fat
> muscles are sore & pumped