>tfw you get banned from the gym Can you really get gains

How do you get banned from a gym

>>42774541

Well now we need to know, what did you do?

>>42774541
Come on OP give us the greentext

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no no no dont start again

i saw this post a few weeks ago

you tried hitting on some chicks at the gym and used the pickup line "so what are you doing around here" or "do you come here often" or some autistic shit

>>42774555
>>42774572
Might as well greentext this shit out

>Be me
>Go to gym a few times a week, still a beginner
>Doing squats
>One day I go to take a piss between sets and this gymbro has added 2 pl8 to the bar and is squatting
>"u-u-um I was using that"
>gymbro looks at me and tells me to use the other rack
>I do it because I'm a pussy
>This happens multiple times
>I hatch a plan
>A few days ago he does the same shit
He goes into the bathroom between sets, probably taking an ab selfie or some shit
>Quickly whip out a jar of vaseline
>spread it all around the floor
>quickly go back to the other rack
>gymbro comes back out
>Adds 3pl8 to the bar
>when he steps on he seems a little off balance, but he still goes for it
>He squats low to the ground
>The weight makes him slip over backwards
>falls hard on the bad
>I'm having a hearty kek until he starts screaming in pain
>Apparently he broke his collarbone
>I'm the gym's top suspect since they heard me laughing
>They find the vaseline and kick me out
>tfw all you wanted him to do was slip over while doing his squats

Hopefully the guy doesn't find me.

>>42774625
no way is this real.

>>42774625
(you)

>>42774625
Start going to another gym, and tell them this story. Make sure noone fucks with you again.
>Become VaselineMan
>Protector of Manlets against Gymbros

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>>42774625
keep on dreaming

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>>42774625
do you always carry a jar of vaseline around?

>>42774653
I'm not a manlet I'm 5'11

Anyone have the "edging" greentext? Or the one where the dude sniffed the bike seat?

>>42774678
I brought it just for that prank.

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>>42774625
Holy shit please be real

>>42774625
fake
how do you even smear vaseline over a floor so quickly without making it too messy & obvious

>>42774681
here's the (you) you ordered

>>42774601
DUHHH I NO WAT GUNA HAPIN

you fucked up

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>>42774625

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>>42774625

>>42774678

You don't?

>>42774625
>"I was using that rack"
>"But that rack is free?"
>"o-oookay"
wtf? just use the other rack if it's empty, or leave a towel or some shit if you're just going to the toilet quickly

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>>42774625

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>>42774625
Christ anon what is wrong with you

>>42774625
I want to believe this is fake because I don't want to believe someone as retarded as you exists