When I was on a milk only diet, my shit didn't float but

More plants.

I had type 1 after pounding summer sausage and cheddar cheese for nearly every meal for two-three days.

Not a doctor.

>>42763544
i got type 0 shits, as in they don't fucking exist. My body is like a jew with food, just wants to hoard everything.

>>42764164
>my body is like a Jew with food

I don't know why I find that so funny

If you eat less than caloric surplus and you do a lot of protein expect shits to become unusual

I long for the days when I had brown, thick, hard trains riding out of my asshole, but that's what happens on a cut bro

I remember I would eat a large steak teriyaki bowl and I would shit these shits the size of bowling balls, perfectly spherical. I would sit on the toilet for hours and it wouldn't come out but it would push back in, I had no choice but to lube my asshole and get it to gape just to shit.