>can pickup 405lbs off the floor >cant pickup 120lbs girl

>want to grab a drink after your shift ends?
>ya, that sounds nice
>cool, what's your number?
>it's 118-188-this was pretty fucking easy
Then text her there and fucking then, right in front of her face.

Done.

If it doesn't work she wasn't interested in you to start with anyway.

>>42763524
grip is the most important, Donald Trump knows best

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actually fuck everything apparently someone asked said girl out before me just now

haha

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>>42765116
oh boy

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>>42763524
>dl 365
>can lift 230 lb friend with little effort

>>42765976
WHOOOOOSH

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>hey anon can you squat me?(45 kg cardio bunny)
>pick qt up and squat her without effort
feels good man

>>42766040
>not picking up on the joke
WHOOSH

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>>42763524

You need to train for functional strength bro

whatever lads imma do some rackpulls and some rows for the bros

Ill forget about her eventually