Most autistic/shamefurr thing you've done in the name of

>this can't possibly be as bad as a 6-scoop strawberry whey shake
>slap 3 breasts on a plate, cover with paper towel, microwave for 6 minutes
>result: bone dry and tastes like a bandaid
>I eat 2 breasts and start gagging on the third
>wash them down with a 2-scoop shake
>have a hard time sleeping due to gurgling insides
>worth it

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>be bulking
>weekend rest day so playing vidya all day
>11pm
>realize I havent eaten all day and need to consume 4000 calories in the next few hours
>order 2 large pizzas
>in the meantime start chugging whey and greek yogurt
>hear a knock on the door
>answer with the previously mention protons smeared all over my face from chugging
>give pizza guy the money and say t-thanks
>eat pizzas in shame
embarrassing desu