>hate doing cardio >it's boring as fuark >get a

>hate doing cardio
>it's boring as fuark

whatever man seriously

>get a working dog

how. my dog is a fucking neet

>>42750586
Well what kind of dog is it?

>>42750586
Get a doggo from worker line of the race of doggos you like.

know that feel brah. got a lab/blue heeler mix and dude is hyphy as fuck if i don't spend an hour in the morning walking him and playing hard with him. they just want to please in the end. working dogs goat. and its rewarding as fuck. unconditional love.

>>42750567
Animals in general are pretty fit.

>>42750567
That's great and all except for when it barks at 3am and you lose your sleep gains

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>>42750695

>>42750567
>be called mans best friend
>actually be mans best friend
>be shocked

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>>42750695
One of these days that barking will be a burglar and you'll be glad they borked.

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does walking actually count for cardio? I walk a ton, all the time, and otherwise hate cardio. was assuming you needed to at least get that heart rate up for any benefit

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>>42750919
You don't get the benefit of improving your VO2 max and all that, but it selectively burns fat over carbs, especially if you do it fasted.

>>42750919
Depends.
Walking fast in hilly terrain is a decent amount of work
Strolling casually around in the park or something, not really.

>got a fucking chihuahua from sister after she has kids.
>try and take it for walk
>it starts crying after 5 minutes of walking
>ignore it and keep going
>it starts screaming
>people looking now
>cancel the walk and go home
>lay down on couch
>it starts baying like some kind of hound
>too much of a manlet to get up with me
>it looks pretty frustrated
>laugh at it for a bit and finally scoop it up

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>>42750695
>always laid in the center of my bed and stretched his limbs out as far as possible
>got pushed to the edge while he used up 90% of the space
>get pissed because I can't sleep and try pushing him to the foot of the bed
>he'd get all pissy and bite me and I'd bap him on the nose
>we'd stare at eachother for a bit, and then he'd scoff and lay in his own damn bed
>eventually got cancer and I had to put him down
That dog was a colossal pain in the ass. I miss him, I'm so lonely.

>>42751094
He can do 8 hours straight of ball playing in doggo heaven.

Don't worry for him famalam.

i want a highly realistic robot dog

>>42751856
I guess robots do dream of electric dogs

>>42752520
well played, fuck you

>>42750567

Any dog breed that wasn't originally for hunting or working is a bitch-tier dog and should be put down.

>>42751856
>>42752520
>>42752543
Impressive patience with that samefagging.

>>42750567
Blue heeler confirmed best doggo. I have two.

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>>42751094
I miss my doggo

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>>42752631

How can you see that it was samefagging? I'm seriously asking

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Rate my doggo. Is he natty?

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>>42753022

10/10 friendo.

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My cardio bud

>>42750914
>that wojak/bar ratio
will they ever learn?

>>42753267

Norwegian Elkhound? He looks like a g o o d b o y e

>>42754344
Yeah man. He's fuckin rad

I was in a thread like this once where a guy said that distance cardio with dogs is bad for the dog because they're not built for distance running like we are. I always got the impression that dogs were about twice as fit as humans were when it comes to running anyway and that running with a dog would be barely a workout for the dog and that a human would have trouble keeping pace with them. What's up with that?

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Blue Heelers are GOAT OP

Mine is a runt I think, but she still works hard and plays hard. Great running companion