>search catalog for fph >nothing Fat people hate Be irrational

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dude it's hard to get even 1,800 a day if you eat nothing but healthy shit :/ it's almost six, i've been to the gym, i've only had 1,100 and I feel really full what do (my tdee is supposedly 2,499 so 1,800 is still a cut and a half, shit wasn't hard when I was drinking soda and eating junk food)

>>42747971
Old school trick: 1 Tbsp apple cider vinegar in a liter of water, add some cinnamon.

The apple cider vinegar ramps up your stomach acid and empties your stomach, the cinnamon lowers your blood sugar. I have to use apple cider vinegar because my stomach is fucked up and doesn't produce enough stomach acid. I was never hungry until my doctor told me that I should try it at least 3 times a day. Adding the cinnamon makes it taste more like actual apple cider but it makes me even hungrier too.

>>42748051
never had a probably being hungry when I was a retarded vegan but thanks man will give it a try

>>42747969
there is no return from that

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/pol/ merchant passing by

>>42747971
>shit wasn't hard when I was drinking soda and eating junk food

Fucking seriously. Now that I'm eating "right" my poops are hard and going to the bathroom is painful. Fiber, tons of water, nothing helps.

But when I ate McDonald's and cheeze-its all the time going to the bathroom was a breeze.

The sacrifices we make for beauty, I suppose.

>>42748092
>boil all the calories out

I... what? I remember seen on TV an old woman making something fried in a pan and saying "and it doesn't have any at because all the fat stays in the pan!"

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>>42748160

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>>42748049

>tfw not named Julius
>tfw can't be on this show and larp as a Roman and tell her we have a moral obligation to Hercules to be healthy and that we must put our shoulders to the wheel of life
>tfw you will never rally the senate into a violent frenzy and fatties are found "suicided" the next day

>>42748106
Whalesale

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>>42748190

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>i've fallen and i can't get up

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>>42748027
>"Thin privilege is being SEARCHED FOR if gone missing."
fixed that for you

>>42748092
Putting aside the "boiling" meme, doesn't this just look disgusting to anyone else? Fudge isn't suppose to have the fucking texture of ice cream. I can't be the only one who thinks it looks like literal shit.

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>>42748231

>>42747936
>normal fat people that aren't inciting anything
They're fat, they are disgusting i don't care if they are trying to lose weight they shouldn't have been fat to begin with. Eating your feelings and problems away is no excuse

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>>42748280

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>>42748345

>>42748362
>I'm half a foot taller
>she's 40 pounds heavier than I am
>"small fat"
????

>>42748278
How do I even know it's the same people.

>>42748260
they dont even need a ribcage, they have evolved

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>>42748345
I really hope that is a troll post.

If it isnt, the only consolation I have is that those whales will suffer for eternity in hell

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>>42748362
Fuck, I miss not going into these threads and believing that these were all fake, but at last I truly see.

>>42748027
1. skinny children are more mobile then fat ones.
2. if im going to fuck a child it's not going to be a fatty, i have standards.
3. skinny children need smaller graves that fat shits.

god, don't these people think anything through?

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>>42748231
>a literal tub of fucking lard
What do people actually do with this?

>>42748854
i think it's shooped m8

>>42748092
Jesus Amerifats have gone too far

>>42748208

Any solution other than suicide to recover from that?

>>42748882
No, but clearly it's still on the market for a reason, right? What sort of recipe calls for lard?

>>42748972

Well fat carries flavor so there's that.

>>42748121
'I fell almost 200 feet while mountain climbing'

>>42748204
a true classic, fatass walked right into it

>>42748854
deep fry the sex conversion pills they force feed their children

>>42748972
It's an all-purpose cooking fat and it takes months to expire. I don't think that's an unreasonable amount to be purchasing.

>>42749201
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

>>42748237
dunno about the cute part, but she's definitely a piece of shit

>>42748362
Please post more, /pol/ack

>>42748972
Plenty, especially anything involving baking and sweets.

>>42748160
sides are gone

>>42748231
Nutella, lard, oreos and poptarts. KEK.

>>42748049
>I eat a lot of fruit
>I don't eat carbs

>>42747936
what was the OP pic that got deleted

>>42748237
man wasted potential

>>42748854
Anything you use shortening to cook
>hopefully just deserts for special occasions and such
will be better if you use lard instead. Anything you deep fry either. I keep a tub in the deep freeze for pie crusts doughnuts, and rosettes, but it literally only gets used in November and December.

>>42748972
Any baked good that needs to be flakyand anything you deep fat fry.

>>42748027

>she/xe/he
who is this fatposter? I must see their tumblr

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>>42748237

>>42747969
How's he standing?

>>42750720
Any high temperature cooking lard is superior to plant oils
Both are high calories so use both sparingly
But if you are going to fry something and put a awesome sear on it then use lard and pat down with a towel afterwards.
200g of lard last me almost 90 days

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I hate the way fat girls' chins look, kind like in the pic related. It's like they protrude more downwards, become more pointy. I don't know why, but it's absolutely disgusting to me.

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/fit/, when the nuclear winter comes, will you eat fatties?

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>>42751512
>be it
>all white peeps r cannibals
>reeeeeeee

>>42748972
lots of things, really

>>42751512
I'm pretty much getting /fit/ so I'll survive and thrive in the After World.

>>42748027
what the fuck is xe? is this some alien gender?

>>42748073
That call us "non-fats"?! That's amazing! Not thin, not normal, but non-fat

fat shit here, what foods fill you up?
Also does eating too little affect your hair?
I love these threads, I lost weight because of them.

>>42752322
Xe is short for 'xeno eugenics'

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>>42748049

Could someone tell me what show this is or even link to this debate? I've always seen images of it but I've never watched

>>42752322
Xe is short for 'xeno ebin'

>>42751512
>eating fatties
>not using their fat reserves as fuel

Based Dr Christian, he just wants to help the fatties
>>42750520

Does anyone have that image of the secret eaters show in the UK where the guy thinks he has a healthy cereal breakfast but he's putting 2000kcal of double cream and jam on it?

>>42752383
God you're a lazy fuck. Literally all I had to do was search "Julius you're a fitness trainer" on youtube and it came up as the second result. It's "Insight: Fat Fighters".

>>42750648
a fat man laying on a bed, with a mons pubis large enough to have an innie penis

>>42748027

>Xe

There it is. Fucking tumblrinas.

>>42748121
>"let's carve this ham"
kek

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>>42752477

Thank you, much appreciated anon

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>>42752469

>>42752461
Morbidly obese fatties, death fats, thunderfats, and whatever other lovecraftian horror the carb addicted turn into are a completely new species, they should be barred from sucking up resources that were developed for normal size humans. If these beasts don't lose half of their body weight they are beyond help anyway, so why bother at all?

>>42752469
Anyone who thinks cereal is healthy is a retard.

Fuck, this whole thread has made me so angry I got to go train some more. Scheduled a massage on Thursday for my sore calves and hips.

>>42752539
Frog, what happened to you?

>>42747971
Eat a donut skeletor

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I was told I could find the original of this comic in this thread. Anyone got it?

>>42752598
>thunderfats
This sounds like some kind of fantasy monster. On one hand, I want to know what that even means and how these people look, but on the other hand... no just no

>>42748049
Based Julius.

>>42748106
>two mannequins for the legs
Holy fuck I'm dying.

>>42749093
I mean the piggy is lying but falling that far and surviving is possible. There have been reports of people falling from planes much higher and surviving.

>>42748197
>larp as a Roman
>have a moral obligation to Hercules
Jesus, read a fucking book.

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>>42749093

You gotta love how they always choose a sport or activity that you need to be fit and healthy for. You know this bitch just lies in bed all day looking at food porn on Instagram

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not really fat shit but still...

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can you do it?

>>42752365
> food affecting hair
Is it a new meme?

>>42752737
>Jesus
>Not worshiping Jupiter

>>42748345
This type of shit awakens a craving for authoritarianism in me

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>>42748362
>9 hours of gym a week
>500 calories a day

How the fuck is any of this supposed to be believable

>>42751518
>niggerstuff
>paypal
oh surprise

>>42751512
I'm honestly not sure. Most fats will be dead without health care way before we run out of conventional food. And by the time we run out of that they'll either be skinny or too rotten to consider edible.

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>>42747936

>>42748446
... its not the same people, the image is just trying to show that people recognise the damage being done when its an animal but ignore it and act pc when its a person

>>42754155
They lie on what they put into MFP, then post it on their tumblr as proof of 'muh genetics'

>>42748231
>Linda Bacon

>>42748208
Is that a vag or dink hole?

>>42748121
As a medical student that commentary is not unbelievable.
>Carve this ham
>kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfUqKZptQ1w

>>42752895
Her friends and family should tell her how much of a landwhale she is if they really love her

>>42752651

What is the original of this?

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>>42752434
That's just sad, fuck fatties

>>42747971
>>42748158
are you guys me? i feel like i'm cutting too much by not hitting 1800 and also my shits are really anticlimactic despite feeling the need to go more often

>>42748204
Based red poster

>>42752945
>"normal"

>>42748231
IT'S EVERYONE'S FAULT BUT MINE
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>42751518
disgusting nigger

>>42754820
Twenty...twost??

>>42752552
tbf that's a godtier bulk snack tho

>>42755153
if you aren't shitposting, it means Stone, a unit of mass

>>42748257
>taken away while still eating.

Kek

>>42755379
We're just americans. I thought it was twenty twoost too

>>42748027
>xe
>forgetting the other 6 gorrillion pronouns
ugh cis people .-.

In other news: Fuck You, random anon who reads this and fuck this place for making me know this gender nonsense exists.

>>42748345
why are women allowed to vote again?

>>42751518
http://ashleighshackelford.com/

enjoy

>>42754155
m-muh cheat day

>>42751512
a legit interesting question.
to go as far as eating them, no.
use them as fuel for fire or bait, yes.

in all honesty I do not understand why these fat people aren't in the frontlines of war.
every country sends their fittest and best into war only to be killed if they fail while fat retards get to stay at home and enjoy the "freedums" which they never worked for.

>>42748345
please be bait...

>>42752737
> implying Romans didn't think of him as an inspiration
>"look how smart I am!"

>>42753929
They're accustomed to lying. These tumblr fatties almost constantly lie to themselves and others to justify their unhealthy lifestyle.

>>42755153
22 stone
Over 300 pounds

>>42755485
>I'm American and got it.
Don't use your country as an excuse for being an idiot. Summer's over, get off 4chan

>>42756227
not everyone lives in the woods.
>measuring in stones
pffffffffff

>>42752552
That show is fake from start to finish though.
They probably told him to exaggerate what he eats because it makes better television.

>>42748160
>I've seen this meme before but I never noticed the julius shop lmfao

>>42752539
what do you even call this lift

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>>42747969
He looks like some kind of Nurgle demon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPgHu2Lup94
Look at the comments for this shit

>>42748896
>kilo
>american
Sorry, we don't use your easy mode system.

>>42756762
>not knowing how to greentext
>in the year of our lord two thousand seventeen

>>42750694
Wasted potential?

Her face looks like a cross between Anne Frank and Lydia from Beetlejuice.

>>42752913
So I was fat, and my parents are still fat(trying to stop that but Im sure you know how it is)

However, why is it that, 99% of fat people in these threads, have tiny ass mouths? All our mouths are big as fuck.

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>>42756630
>not clenching your muscle and making the mosquito explode

>>42750694
Wasted potential?

Her face looks like a cross between Anne Frank and Lydia from Beetlejuice.

>>42752913
So I was fat, and my parents are still fat(trying to stop that but Im sure you know how it is)

However, why is it that, 99% of fat people in these threads, have tiny ass mouths? All our mouths are big as fuck.

>>42757025
Only person you btfo was yourself by wasting your time to give her literally the exact type of attention she was hoping to get i.e. any

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>>42753909

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>>42750520

>>42757323
This is absolutely me over the past year.

archive bump

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>>42752895
this shit is just sad

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>>42752959
kek

>>42748121
>anaesthesia awareness
>not the fat persons conscience dropping truth bombs

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>>42754155
Might have been a break day
I add my calorie deficit from the week to add to my cheat day
Yesterday I had 4k calories and still reached my weekly goal

>>42752651
>>42754841
Revenge of the Beach Bod
Toby Morris

>>42748237
Yes, you aren't

>>42757492
Where can I buy one of those?

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>>42757360
Based doctor

>>42757360
he is based

>>42757563
Never been happier to be gay in my life.

>>42748618
keked

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lol fucking hell

>>42754155
>Co worker wants to lose weight, asks me for help, have her download myfitnesspal. One day we have free barbeque brought in. I weigh out some pulled chicken and slaw, head to the break room, She is plowing into ribs and barbeque sandwiches. Easily 2000kcal right there, she puts it in as one pulled pork sandwich. Why? you lie to yourself for what reason? it blows my freaking mind.

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>>42757323
Pretty much me

>>42754668
dink
t. nurse fag

>>42757752
Any good stories?

>>42757948
yeah. harry potter

>>42757963
Got me into reading as a tyke. Also showed fat people as scum generally.

>>42757977
azkaban

>>42757963
more like harry polpper

>>42748362
>tfw 6'04" ex-fat who just hit 190 lbs today
Feels pretty good.

>>42751518
That file name

>>42756848
sometimes i feel lucky to be in a third world country. In my fridge i have the meals prepped for the week, during the week i can't go grocery shopping and by 10 pm every restaurant or supermarket is closed, so even if i want to binge i literally can't

>>42758075
That JP Flaim

>>42747971
same.
without even trying i can hit 1200 kCal a day and not feel hungry.
i don't get how these fatasses eat 4000-6000 kCal a day.

>>42747969

how and why. how can he breathe? or function?

>>42748121
I knew this story was fake when she didn't mention being buried in the avalanche she caused when she fell.

>>42748160
Damn it UK, you're alright.

>>42757491
>person

>>42756880
>2017, not using the single greentext power. what, do you just love redundancy? or Reddit spacing? what is it about you that makes you cling to your old ways, you xenophobic fat hating racist piece of shit!

>>42756938
because youre genetically made to be big boned, these people are petite and ate too much.

>>42757997
I went from "well, she's pretty fat, but nothing special" to "HOLY SHIT, THAT'S ALL HER BODY?"

>>42757948
Oh lots, but they become pretty redundant after awhile. mostly it involves fat people relying on western medicine (surgery and drugs) to let them eat whatever they want until they end up dying on my floor (cardiac) the thing a lot of people don't realize is that being overweight fucks your kidneys up too. most treatments can work if you have either a functioning heart, or functioning kidneys.
>fat fucks develop CHF in their 20's or 30's.
>start taking lasix (diuretic) to keep from drowning in fluid overload caused by low ejection fraction (cardiac output) lasix works great but also does further damage to your kidneys over time. they spend the next 10 or 20 years becoming more miserable and sedentary while either gaining, or losing the same 15 pounds over and over. eventually kidneys can't function, they get on dialysis but it's too much trouble, they are usually as non compliant with their dialysis treatments as they are with their diet.
>visit the ICU or CVU once or twice a month for another 8-18 months, live without sleep because they can't breathe. eventually die a miserable gasping death while their body drowns them.
I've only ever had one guy that turned it around. 27 and on the fast track to the track suit turbo nap. talked with him and he went out and lost over 500lbs. got off dialysis and was able to live an active life. only one though, and I've seen hundreds die.

>>42758356
Oh, is that what you went from? And what you went to? Fascinating, thanks for sharing your innermost thoughts with everyone you motherfucker.

>>42749201

She completely failed to address his point.

>>42757604

STOP

>>42758394
Holy shit, you'd think after you lay their futures out for them they'd turn it around. I guess most think they'll be lucky.

>>42758438
>tumblr

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>>42747969

>>42748121
Why is han solo doing surgery.

>>42758674
because your naked ass

>>42757997

Serious question.
At what point do you put these animals down?

>>42758707
Penis! LOL

>>42758869
>free smells

>>42758137

>i don't get how these fatasses eat 4000-6000 kCal a day.

On weekends I can easily down that amount or even more. Beer+kebab+snacks does wonders.

>>42752461
The medical industry should conform to my unhealthy shit lifestyle because (((CURRENT YEAR))).

>>42758923
real question, If I bought a 200lb weighted vest and walked 5 miles a day in it, would I get God tier calves?

>>42758956
Yes and then you would get great-great-grandpa tier joints as a bonus

>>42758553
yea, this guy started crying when I told him he would be dead by 30. after that he got quiet and took it to heart.

>>42758964
Oh yea, damn, what If I just went swimming in it.

>>42758999
You would drown

>>42758892
Gotta love Inertia. Works both ways fattie.

>>42758964
i've heard that /out/ uses walking sticks to keep their joints good. willing to bet their backpack's are way lighter than 200lb though

>>42757530
a game of thrones store probably

it's a tyrion quote

>>42757997
>her bottom half doesn't move at all while she sits up
better form than 95% of /fit/ tbqh

>>42758438
>>42749201
I think her point is that yes there are women who discriminate based on height/income/whatever.

And yes there are fat women who complain about guys not wanting to date overweight people.

But they aren't all the same. Some fatties don't care about height, others are still oblivious to the fact that they should just take a manlet if they can get one

>>42748214

Actually, those sides look pretty solid. The issue here is this person has no fucking concept of presentation. It's safe to assume the "triple chocolate" here is the classic milk/dark/white combo, which could have made for a beautiful swirling pattern across the top. Instead, this fat fuck just poured it all together, gave it maybe a couple stirs, and called it good, which is why it looks like a sloppy mess.

Source: Classically-trained chef.

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>>42747936
Roast me niggas! I could use some motivation

>>42756886
Exactly.

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>>42752461
>52,000+ notes
What a world we live in.

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>>42757323
yes.

>>42751395

It's actually not the fat doing that. It's an over-correction on their desperate use of contouring to hide their second, and sometimes third, chin. So in short it's an optical illusion, their chin is much more round and massive.

>>42757646

lmfao

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>>42759183
I think you've had enough roast there friend.

>>42755651
Because people want to win said wars.
Someone getting killed is a hit to morale. Your entire frontier getting slaughtered to machinegun fire would result in flat out panic.
Also fat people are expensive to maintain and supply for. They wine, eat a lot and don't pull their weight.

>>42748217
Based

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>have major fat fetish, but strictly for my wank bank
>disgusted by fatties in real life and when I'm not wanking
>constantly call out HAES retards on BBW forums and shit whenever I see them
Am I still a degenerate?

>>42759542
of course

>>42755592
FUCK

>>42756822
Peak performance.

>>42759542
My fetish has a fat offshoot and I feel perfectly fine waxing it to my porn, but I can do a perfect 180 into disgust for fats in reality

>>42748106
I've seen this so many times and just noticed it. Audible kek.

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>>42752651

Has the artist ever been confronted with this edit and actually responded? I'd be fucking facinated to hear a response. Especially to the last two panels.

>>42748972
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salo_(food)
This, may be? Although I cannot imagine an American not fucking it up and just sell you a bucket of liquid fat.

>>42759542
I wank to futanari and cocks in general. IRL traps and males do not excite me at all.

>>42756227
>hurrr you don't use stones as a measurement so you are a summerfag
What retarded logic is this?

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>>42760186
WTF?? I want salo now. Keto as fuck

>>42759131
>I'm more stable than the chair you're sitting on

kek

>>42748171
>attraction is more than just physical
>FUCK YOU FOR NOT DATING ME
these people are worse than robots

>>42759008
>not wearing a full suit of plate armor + a kingsmail undershirt everytime you go swimming

>>42760467

Right? That slab with the paprika looks fucking great.

>>42748231
The author isn't even fat. She's just marketing toward fatties and getting money for telling them what they want to hear.

>>42760749
brb, writing a book

>>42755592
More like Ashleigh Snackelford

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>rent lake house with friends for the long weekend
>friend of 10+ years has reached red giant status
>can barely finish walking the trail that's under a mile
>his sleep apena keeps the entire house up all night
>legitimately worried he'll die in his sleep
>his girlfriend begs me to help him
>he's been putting off going to the gym, waiting to go with me when I move back
>sacrifice going to powerlifting gym to go to normie gym with him
>suggest one between the two of us
>wants to go to the one all his "friends" go to

FUCKING HOW?? How does someone get over 400 lbs? And fuck your gym? YOU WANT FUCKING SHAKES? YOU'RE OVER FOUR HUNDRED POUNDS YOU FAT FUCK.

Pic related, the face a small boy made when they saw him, grabbed his mothers leg, and asked "Mommy, why is that man so big?"

>>42748289
It's not an excuse, it's their life. They've been raised thinking it's ok to eat a lot by shitty parents and bad education. A lot of people don't even have concepts of calories or nutrition. When they grow up and start losing weight then I can respect them, but if they give up then that's the point where I am disgusted.

>>42754116
That's why we have freezers anon, hunt them down while they are still juicy then store.

>>42752365
Protein

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>>42751512
What do humans taste like, anons?

>>42752365
Chicken tiddies and cottage cheese fill me up.
The most important factor for me not feeling hungry is eating a similar amount every day. If I'm eating 2500 calories for a couple days I'll be real hungry at 1500 for a while. But if I've been eating 1500 for a week I'm never hungry eating 1500.

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>>42761104
Like pork anon, fitting isn't it.

>>42748345
too fake

>>42756630
I recognize this art style, they're making new korean comics?

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>>42761104
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/human-flesh-looks-beef-taste-more-elusive-180949562/
>>42761226
suicide, you reality denying faggot

>>42748027
>woman of size
>person of size

>>42748208
>>42754668
I would like to know this as well

>>42758394
>only one though, and I've seen hundreds die.
That's pretty fucking grim senpai.

>>42749192
kek'd

>>42757453
I wonder if an obeast really made this those. They make ana-chans do this in treatment bc of constant weighing. What obeast is obsessed with scale number?

>>42760877
Almost sounds like a guy I know irl, although I don't think he has a gf. I feel really bad about it too, because he's a great guy, he just blatantly doesn't give a shit.

>>42758394
The guy that hgged you later on? Read it on another thread i think

>>42755554

It's not real you fucking mong. That girl is actually really popular on social media, she's outgoing and ghetto and fat so people find it interesting. She's not an sjw.

>>42752651
>>42760023
I did it, check his twitter

>>42748027
You're not gonna get fat tied up in my rape dungeon

>>42762348
yep, same one. I wrote it up in more detail in that thread.

>>42761420
>>42748345
But it is fake. You're a retard for falling for something so obvious.

>>42748237
Hideous white person.

>>42752913
White beasts lmao

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>>42748278
the fat weenie made a recovery btw.

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>>42762737

>>42752737

you realize the Romans had a myth about a divine hero named Hercules too right? Like almost the exact same myth?

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>>42753929
People who don't exercise tend to not know what a normal amount of exercise is

>>42748237
is this the face (and body) of tumblr? thats how i actually imagined it

>>42757997
>Ogre rowing

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>>42758923

>>42759131
>spank you like a disobedient avocado
Never gets old.

>>42760427
I'm not a futa guy but this. Seeing a 2D trap blow his load all over his face as his eyes roll back into his head, but 3D traps are fucking awful.

>>42748171
I love how she says salads and lean protein like its a horrific torture

>>42757997
Rippetoe has gone far enough

>>42759183
You're pretty fat

>>42758247
Pls go

>>42752959
Fat dog? That's a sharpei, bred for its rolls not to be fat. Its literally just excess skin used to protect them while fighting other animals.
Fucking fat people know nothing.

T. Sharpei owner

>>42748280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ynZowsDtU

>>42763881
>it is the scales faut that I am fat

>>42753929
>tfw 30-45 mins of exercise every 3 days a week at 2000 calories

I need to step my game up

>>42763760
>>42763767
jesus fuck, did you enter "funny picture" in google?

>>42760749
That's what I thought when seeing the image. Just someone making a profit from stupid fat people.
>tfw heart attack grill owner hopes his food makes fat people die quicker.

>>42756653
I dunno, he is a fat cunt so it's not inconceivable

>>42762376
I've checked and couldn't find it anon, can you link me?

>>42757997
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>42762376
LINK

>>42748121
i dont find it unbelievable. if she is obese i guess its normal that she needs higher than usual dose of anesthesia. then again im a 18 yo that knows nothing of medicine

>>42748171
>tfw they want us to pity fuck them

>>42748204
post is made 38 mins ago yet lardass' comment is about an hour ago. nice

>>42763812
>T. Sharpei owner

Ok... prove it.

...post pick of Sharpei in pooper

>>42748362
N A T U R A L S E L E C T I O N

>>42757997
thicc

>>42757997
this bitch half melted

>>42757646
Shawn seems cool.

>>42758087
What third world country?

>>42759008
Only if your beta.

>>42758892
she didnt fly so good

>>42758553
>I guess most think they'll be lucky.
It is already a way to kill oneself off slowly. People who get really fat don't really want to be alive in the first place.

>>42748972
A ton of baking and pan frying. Its sold in buckets for restaraunts that are good enough to fry/baste/sear with fat instead of oil but not good enough to use duck fat. Or for fatasfatasses who have been told its healthier than butter. It is, but the difference is like comparing how much sugar an apple on one branch has as opposed to the other branch.

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>>42748237
that is fucking rancid

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>>42757963
I get what you were trying to do, but it doesn't really make sense for the punchline to be one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>42766357
>one hundred years of solitude
>low tier
what

>>42766405
Well it's objectively below Clifford for President

>>42748972
Also tamales and Mexican foods, but yeah I use it for baking

>>42748027
proof i don't believe this is real

>>42763952
No he typed hahaa funee

>>42766357
>Clifford for President
>Middle tier
Agreed