redpill me on 0% greek yogurt please. will i absorb them protons?

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>>42744754

if it's 0% greek yogurt what is it?

>>42744790
air. no seriously, i meant 0% sir

>>42745376
0% fat, why the fuck my mind keeps messing with me

>>42744754
You will absorb the protein but keep the following facts in mind...

Low fat dairy is linked to higher cancer incidence than full fat dairy.

Full fat dairy contains the antibiotics and hormones given to the dairy cows.

Casein, the main protein in most dairy, is mildly carcinogenic.

Stay away from that shit bro. Eggs are better.

>>42745467
>Low fat dairy is linked to higher cancer incidence than full fat dairy.
>Casein, the main protein in most dairy, is mildly carcinogenic.
EVERYTHING will eventually give you CANCER, if you believe everything you read and hear.
If you're going to try to live your life that way then you're playing a Negative Sum Game, you're going to LOSE no matter what you do.
Even if we were still hunter-gatherers, living in the wild, no civilization, no farming or herding or anything, you would STILL get cancer or some other illness and die anyway. It's not worth spending too much time worrying about; the stress from worrying so much about something like this does more damage over the long run than the things you're stressing about avoiding would.

>>42744754
It's got a shitty paste texture and isn't enjoyable to eat

>>42745783
not if you buy fruity greek yogurt. carbs and protons make my dick hard

>>42745467
i mostly avoid dairy, it's just a protons emergency.
>>42745631
is right. everything will give you cancer. just eat everything

It's ok, just don't buy (((Chobani)))