>grinding out rows for strength xp >accidentally aggro

>gym gets a new bard
>all he plays are taylor swift covers on his harp
why does the gym baron pay this guy?

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>find out about gym of strengthcraft
>decide to buy the subscription, finally find something to look forward to
>finish the tutorial learning how to kill compound creeps and reach level 2
>now i need to kill compound piglets to level up
>too many players powerleveling newbies
>spend an hour trying to find a squat piglet to complete the quest
>finally a level 50 chad finishes powerleveling his newbie chad friend tells me the zone is empty now
>head to the zone
>level 80 player gets there before me to powerlevel his friend
>too shy to tell him i was waiting for it
>give up and leave

>>42741956
> gym alchemist won't give me his potion. Said they were too strong
I even said I was going into battle man I need these gains

> shops have new inventory
> see stats
> +4 brace
> +3 form
> +10% on all lifts
> Level 25
> Tfw only at 19

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>>42744398
He was right to do so. His potions would kill a dragon, let alone a man such as yourself.

>tfw I was sent to the manlet pit after hitting on a gym wench

How do I leave this hell?

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>Been grinding at the same exercises for a month at this point
>Getting absolutely fucking no exp but I still get my shit pushed in by higher level exercises
>last time I tried benching a lvl 175 bench the bar pushed my shit in, a near max level warrior nearby hoisted it off my chest as if it were nothing
>told me to be careful if I wanna go into the higher level zones
Help, it looks like so much fun outside of the newbie towns

>>42745775
save up for a skeleton key
it costs more than the rope but you'll be able to open the oat repositories at night if you're sneaky enough

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>At the raid boss with my gym bros
>A pull timer is initiated everyone is looking swole and ready
>As soon as they unrack the boss i realise i forgot to bring my pre-raid potion
>End up at the bottom of the dps chart and even below the spotters
>Gym leader bans me from getting new gym equipment and banishes me to the manlet pit for a week

>started leveling recently
>game has been out for 25 years and everyone is already max level and fully geared

im gonna transfer servers m8

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>Had to migrate to another server since ping was getting too high
>As I connect to the new server, one of the mods tells me to do the mechacity tutorial
>Another asks if it's my first time playing the game
>mfw I had been grinding for 7 months

This would make for a pretty cool gameu. Could you guys stop using the dyels for lat pulldowns?

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>take blacksmith hammer, break both kneecaps intentionally
>walk up to ye old Stacy, start peeling skin off my face and vomit on her nike spandex light armor
>Chad stomps feet to power up
>I grab 10lb weights and start using them
>Chad assumes I made dyel mistake messing with Stacy and cancels his power up
>I then grease the gym floor with whale blubber and begin bowling with medicine balls and use the spray bottles of cleaner for machines as pins
>begin peeing my pants on purpose and intend on wearing the same pants for the rest of the week
>leave gym forever and decide to build hovercraft out of vacuum cleaner