Reminder that Yoga is the dumbest shit ever.
>Let's do this stretch that's named after some vague Indian religious concept that we barely understand as westerners
>Omg so spiritual
Like nigga just stretch.
>>42739942
True
yoga is about strength and breathing also, not just stretching. some poses make you sweat and shake more than a week of PPL combined.
I had my doubts too, until I heard about hot yoga. Yoga in a humid 30 degree Celsius room. I tried it, and holy shit. I felt amazing afterwards, and it cured my depression, something lifting only alleviates.
I suggest everyone try it for two weeks, just see how they feel afterwards. Bikram yoga is what I ended up doing. Sure it was designed by a rapist but he knew what he was doing.
>>42739942
Yoga is the shit my friend. Got introduced to it while on a surfing trip in Morocco. Every morning before breakfast and every evening before dinner. Never felt so good.
>>42740098
This. It is essentially stretching, meditation and workout combined.
>>42739942
Yoga helped me rehab my lower back, come to a more complete understanding of how my body works, and helped me learn how to lick pussy while deep dicking a girl.
>>42740985
Can vouch for this. Traditional Yoga and a good instructor helps backs like nothing else.
>>42740100
Hot yoga made me feel like I was going to pass out, I drank so much water. Never again. I felt light headed.
>>42739942
If you think yoga is just stretching then you're not disciplined enough.
>He doesn't understand yoga
>He hasn't unlocked the Higher Esoteric Tantric Mysteries
lmao 2eye
>>42739942
it fixed my knee injury after i could hardly walk for a month so must be ok desu
>>42739942
you're right in saying that the western idea of yoga is not what real yoga is, but it's still pretty good brah. It's also a practice. Like meditation, you have to do it regularly and consistently to really reap the benefits
>>42739942
Hinduism is related to european native religion and mythology.
>>42740985
>and helped me learn how to lick pussy while deep dicking a girl
wtf. tl;dr?
>>42739942
The only reason to go to yoga is the ratio between men and women there is good but that doesnt mean youre gonna get laid
Soccer moms and fat asses with bfs do yoga too
DDP Yoga has stretches named after wrestling moves.
>>42741312
We'll get right into that but first, Let me tell you all about how DDP Yoga has changed my life!
Tai Chi > yoga. It's more useful in a bar fight.