embarassing stories thread? ill start >at the store >looking

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embarassing stories thread? ill start
>at the store
>looking through some shirts
>spot qt
>she's talking to a baby in a stroller
>some other lady who i assume is the mother is looking through clothes
>qt is playing peek a boo with the baby
>they're fairly close by
>feeling alpha as fuark
>qt says "boo" to baby
>look over and say "stop it, you're scaring her!"
>pretty proud of myself for thinking of that on the spot
>they turn and look and me like i just ripped off my pants and started taking a shit on the floor
>mfw
>swiftly exit the store and drive right back home