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DIETS, NOT RIOTS! Could a person like this technically participate

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DIETS, NOT RIOTS!

Could a person like this technically participate in a riot? What is the minimal definition of riot? Surely more than a brisk walk or a clenched fist.

This is why the world needs /fit/ regardless of how homosexual you guys are
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sure, she could be a roadblock
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>>42731058
>Be lardass
>Be in Riot
>Get knocked over
>Can't get up without help
>No one stops to help
>Get Trampled to death
>RIP in Peace Fattie
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>>42731072
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>>42731058
>organize a fatty riot
>prepare massive amounts of food and serve them in the streets
>poison all the fucking food
>all the fatties happily eats enormous amounts of poison without realizing
>1 day latter, millions of fatties are dead

When are we rioting?
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>>42731072
HEHEHEEHEHHE
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remember in the movie hook when that fat black kid rolled up into a ball and his cohorts pushed him down a gangway? she just needs to protest at the top of a hill
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>>42731095
But actually, what do these fatties expect if/when life threatening emergencies arise? For example, a natural disaster makes you walk 10 miles through water and climb over obstacles while not slowing down those with you. A terrorist attack or a fire requires that you sprint and jump over obstacles.
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>>42731171
But then there's risk of avalanche
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Christ.. some of them can't even walk a few steps without tumbling over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4k20BV6GwU
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>>42731178
they expect to be just as functional as anyone else, but the fact is that they'll be abandoned, be a total burden on anyone they're with, or die right away.
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>>42731178
they always expect other people to clean up after them or help them
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>>42731211
It's really time to rethink life when you can't get up off the ground.
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>>42731211
digusting, sad, hilarious
this video has it all
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>>42731058
Is that 400 lbs Anita Sarkisian?
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>>42731211
Well, there goes my fucking libido for the week.
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>>42731211
RIP to all the plastic balls that sacrificed themselves to cushion her falls.
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>>42731222
This. They expect to be prioritized and have access to ten times as much assistance and resources as a pregnant woman or a child would require. They expect a small team of rescue workers to risk their lives in the name of fatty's comfort. If a fat ass died from being unreasonably fat in an emergency situation they would be touted as a victim of systemic institutional oppression and the first responders would be painted as incompetent and/or malicious.

The idea of a fat riot is sad and hilarious. It would rely entirely on the permission of law enforcement. Fat people are fragile. They can be seriously injured from minor falls or simply curl up and die from "intense" physical exertion. Police action would utterly destroy them. But the fat person mindset is inherently crippling to the idea of engaging in a proper riot. They would need thin people to do all of whatever leg work is required in organizing and setting up a protest/riot. They would engage in said riot with the same zeal in which they attend planet fitness. They would be a slow lumbering mass of inconsequential and ineffective eyeball punishment. They would need an inordinate amount of resources, and an endless supply of food and medication for a single afternoon of shuffling about slowly and out of breath while gleaming with sweat on a crisp autumn day.

It would be a parody of a riot. Just like how everything they do is a parody of the real thing. Then they would imagine it to have resembled something entirely different, a triumph and a statement and world changing event.
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Does this sound like someone capable of participating in a riot?
https://youtu.be/a0F9bOgt-es
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didn't the last one of these get bumped by a car and had an immediate hear attack?
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>>42731827
Standing and talking = HIIT
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>>42731857
is this legit? I mean it's completely plausible that due to stress and fear alone the heart rate skyrockets and being a fatass clearly can't handle it, but it did happened?
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>>42731779
You forgot they would be smug as fuck when carried by 10 rescue workers while gobbling down chocolate or chips or whatever.
They would then go on about how fat is lighter then water, so they couldn't drown while having this smug smirk about how fat is good and that there has been no obstacles due to the fat.
Then go right back to proclaiming HAES and shit like that. "Oh, was those 12 packs of donuts 40 000 kcals? Tihi, I just ate it all, am I not cute?"

Fatties are the worst.
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