Mirin thread: DYEL edition >be in gym >doing shit like

Sounds like you were dressed really chill. Basketball shorts and band T?

Dat girl on the right is THICC

>be at work putting salads on shelf
>bend over to put some on the lower rack
> hear an "oooh nice" then feel hands grab my ass cheeks
>look up and see 50ish lady smiling at me
>"th-thanks"
>she laughs and walks away

First ever mire in public feels pretty, good

>be soldier
>be home on leave
>14 year old brothers gf and her friends knock round
>answer door topless as I always chill at home in shorts only
>greeted by lots of woos and "you're well fit"s
>not a deviant so don't act on it

Still feels good to be mired

>>42723218
ahah

>>42724294
shorts and no shirt? p chill

>in gym doing legs
>dead lifts
>wear cap that covers peripheral vision so not to get distracted
>finish set
>glutes feel tight and right
>look in mirror
>see cardio bunny Mirin
>she quickly looks away

I know she was checkin me out but she could at least lick her lips or something. Why do girls have to be so shy?

Gay as fuck but my first mirin moment in uni
>water polo team first day of practice
>Lifting for about 3 years
>getting changed
>Strip down to speedo, turn to mire my own results of lifting+cardio in mirror behind me
>little freshman guy behind me: "Dude you have like..Adonis abs.."
>Another guy I didn't notice before: "Shut the fuck up, Sam."
>I don't know what to say think of replying with "you too" but just say "I'm on a cut" (probably sounded even more autistic)

Guy turns out was gay. Also turns out he was a shit player and couldn't keep up so he quit the team later in the season.

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>>42723192
>in back seat of car
>making out with ex gf
>we worked it out when we broke up so she was my speed dial booty call for the last year
>"Wait stop" she says
>what
>"flex your arm real quick"
>obey
>she feels up and tries to wrap her hand around my upper arm
>"Oh my god. This wasn't here before, anon"
>mfw

>be me
>in bed with a sloot
>cuddling
>she reaches around to grab me
>grabs my tricep
>"oh wow that's big"
No gasping or oggling, said it like it in a normal conversational tone like it was just a fact of life.

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>>42724777
>>I don't know what to say think of replying with "you too" but just say "I'm on a cut"

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>go on a camping trip with some friends from college
>drive to campsite, we start unloading the truck
>dyel in the group tries to unload a propane tank
>it's too heavy but he refuses to let anyone help him
>eventually the whole truck is unloaded, except the dyel is still struggling with the propane tank
>when he's not looking I lift the thing off with one hand, zero effort
>girl who watched it all happen tries not to bust out laughing
>dyel guy is pissy for the rest of the camping trip

>>42724244
imagine what if you did this to a random 50yr old lady employee

I was waiting in line at the supermarket today, right after a grueling workout when a 13-14 year old kid was with his mom getting some stuff, and he kept turning around and looking at me over and over again.

I just realized that finally at 30, and with a pump, I look to kids like that like a huge, jacked man who has his shit together.

Meanwhile I still don't feel much different than when I was 14 myself.

>>42725440
Imagine if a 50 year old man did this to a girl employee

> Be me, been going gym for roughly a month
> Start to see some slight gains in my upper body
> QT Black chick at my work says I'm starting to look muscley
> Older milf who works later shift ask's me if I've been working out
> Might make it after all

>two years ago
>be dyel manlet
>fourth ever workout at near bankruptcy local gym
>squatting lmao 1pl8
>Chad saunters up to me
>miring his joocy ceps and tris
>intimidated that I'm about to get a lecture about form or get ridiculed for lmao1pl8
>tells me "props to you for squatting, I tried it and my legs were so sore that I never did it again. Keep it up"

I felt so proud.

>>42725085
Holy fuck how weak can someone be to not lift a propane tank, I mean I'm assuming you mean like one for a grill. I could do that as a kid.

>>42725876
>falling for the squat meme
NOT GONNA MAKE IT

>>42724824
Why did she call you anon?

>at home
>walk down stairs to grab a bottle of water
>chill like the other anon said, most I wear at home is shorts or trousers, so shirtless
>completely forgot my Spanish tenant was downstairs because he eats at like 8 pm
>walk into kitchen
>"Oh hey, you're pretty big man, you been lifting the heavy weights?"
>said something autistic and left

Bit awkward but that's the most recent. Anyone else get more comments from men than women?

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>>42723192
>about month ago
>started work at pet store
>stocking 40 lb bags of dog food and kitty litter
>basically work all day with small water break every 30 mins
>other employees do less than half the work I do
>Wearing large shirt because out of mediums so my gains are under wraps
>lesbian coworker feels arm, says woah, and parades me around the store having people feel my muscles
>tells me she has lots of bi and gay friends who would love me
>quit a week later and never go back

>>42725876
>be chad at shitty gym I bought a daypass at
>see this little twink motherfucker squatting lmao 1plate with legs shaking like a leaf
>perfect for grooming into a femboi fucktoy
>walk over to him
>before I even speak he's already looking like a deer in headlights
>tell him he's doing great, say some shit how I never squat (cuz I just do deadlifts like a man lol) and to keep it up
>soon I will have another thick assed femboi to bounce on my dick

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>>42726573
Good, lgbt "people" are bad company

>be at middle school for practicum
>Walking down to the cafeteria to get a drink
>Walk in front of two girls
>Hear them suck their lips and say how good my ass looks
Nippon was right, all JC love dick.

I was at a college party when a group of sluts felt my bicep up before beckoning me to the dance floor. I didn't give a shit.

>>42725440
>>42725757
I mean the sexes are not equal so it would be reasonably more alarming and potentially threatening if a man did this to a woman. (These drunk bitches outside my door are really activating my almonds)

>>42727168
this. double standards are there for a reason. men and women are fundamentally different

>>42724294

>Soldier
Confirmed fat body

Get on that Marine status, son
>Marine
Confirmed faggot

It's almost like you don't want to make gains

>>42724294
Who the fuck chills with a shirt on at home anyways?
Shirtless master race

>>42723192
Dude's body sucks. Has no waist and not lats. Calves shape suck too. He looks a lot more happy with himself than he should be, and the nigger doesn't know what's what. Fuck this old ass pic, 2/10

>>42727840
nah he's cute

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>>42727840
Tell us how you really feel.

>>42726619
didn't know there were weones in /fit/

>>42727840
You can't see his lats. His shoulders are just narrow. It's all about the FRAME

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>>42727840
Damn.
Here you go.

>>42726556
because she is made up? NOBODY HERE HAS A GF!

>>42724294

>"well fit"
British infantry

>>42727449
British inf. =/= 'Murican Army fags

t. British person

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>>42724244
>putting some furniture together for my grandma
>she comes over to me and sticks a $20 in my back pocket
>leaves her hand deep in the pocket for a few awkward seconds

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>>42728060
UHNFF, DON'T STOP, KEEP GOING
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

>>42725501
Lol this, tho I'm only 24 I get ever more often called sir and shit and it always still feels weird.. also whenever I say something to a group of teenagers they're immediately all intimidated and act autistic.. lol

>had sex
>feedback: (gasping) you totally have washboard abs!

>>42726619
Where is this pic from?

>>42728060
Grandmas don't give a fuck, I got groped even when I was sttill a skinny teenager

>>42728987
It's my facebook profile pic

>girl last night kept touching my arms
>go home with her
>morning after she woke up and told me this bizarre dream she had focussing around my arms; said she thinks they're really hot

I'm DYEL but with a bit of muscle on my arms and vascularity. I'll take it boys.

>>42727840
>no waist
Wtf are you even talking about?

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>be at a bar
>drunk but cute girl starts talking to me, feels my arms
>'you know, ive never kissed a man with a mustache' (recently grew a goatee)
>m-me neither
>she laughs akwardly then walks away

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>>42723218

>>42723192
>>42724682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa-4IAR_9Yw

>>42723192
How do I achieve negress-attracting mode?

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>>42730888
go to any African county like Uganda and unironically be yourself or even a shitter version of your self

>>42730888
200 banana splits a day

>>42730888

Have a functioning penis.

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>>42730911
>>42730916
>>42730928
is negro speak also necessary?

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>>42730947
No just don't have any standards or sense of self preservation

>>42730911
This.

White privilege is alive and well in the third world. Make sure you bring extra-strength condoms tho.

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How do I get a Jew gf?

Do I need to be rich?

>>42723192
>On a tinder date with a hot blondie who is a junior doctor
>After the date we go our own ways
>Get home and find that I've been locked out of my house since i forgot my keys and my room mate was deep asleep
>fuck
>Call the girl to ask if i can sleep over at hers for the night
>she says yes, and continues "Anon you have to sleep in my bedroom because i dont want my room mate to find a stranger on the couch in the morning
>Ok
>We sleep in her bed (fool around of course)
>She feel my biceps
>"Whats wrong with your arm anon, why is it big?"
>Proceeds to feel it for 3 mins
>Feels gud bruh

>>42730826
i lol'd

>>42731008

If you ddint have sex with her legit kill yourself

>>42723192
why is he getting that kind of mirin? he isnt even big?

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>>42731042
Black women love BWC.

>>42731042
normalfags cant tell

>gay guys wanna grab my my ass, full hetero myself
>friends gf's mirin n touchin, friends salty af
>gf mad because other grills mirin
I got more than I bargained for, just wanna be asspie again tfw no gf

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>last year
>I was 18 years old
>at a water park with 3 more friends
>they were also 18
>lifting for a year at the time and seeing some gains
>looking better than the average joe, but obv still dyel by /fit/ standards
>we get in to a big pool
>see 4 young girls are looking at us and giggling
>we start to play around at the pool doing dumb stuff like jumping and shit
>they start to do exactly the same as us and stare a lot and giggle
>we don't want anything to do with those girls because they're probably 12 years old
>even at that age they're already pretty slutty
>one of the girls flexes a 'cep looking at me and giggles
>they start swimming and showing their ass in the bikini
>one of them looks at me in the eye for a good 5 seconds and bites her lips
>they get closer and closer and I decide to ask how old they are
>they look at each other and all of them say they are 13 years old
>probably lying
>they ask how old we are
>we all say 18, one of the guys lie he is 16
>one of the girls says "no one has to know"
>they get away for some reason
>me and my friends just get out of the pool because we're not pedos

I don't know how girls that age already have tits and butt, it's mind blowing

>>42728987
Here anon https://youtu.be/mhzMisyaeT0

>>42727908
wena nido

>>42730861
fucking kek

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Sort of a mire

>always see qt from my course in uni gym for about a year
>with the boys last weekend at welcome back social
>she walks up and starts chatting to one of the lads
>don't say a word and sip my can of beer
>she turns to me and says hi
>manage to suppress spaghetti and maintain eye contact
>"I always see you deadlifting in the gym haha" she says
>says she wants to try but doesn't know proper form
>asks me to show her some time
>agree but don't get number

That's the okay bit but I messed it up today

>fast forward to today
>waiting at bus stop
>see her also waiting but not facing me
>pretend like I haven't seen her
>bus pulls up so everyone gets in queue
>"Hi Anon, I didn't see you waiting" she says
>she's smiling right at me
>say "alright" back
>she gets on the bus first
>not sure whether to sit next to her once we get on the bus
>could be weird
>play it safe and sit alone to read my book
>realise I have made an mistake as soon as I sit down

>>42731132
I'll blow your mind further, they can aeven have babies at 13! It wasn't unheard of that girls had kids at 15 in the old times...

>>42731185
you about to get cucked and see her in the gym deadliftan with a dude soon and THEN your feels will be even worse.

>>42731132
Time will come youll think back on it and be full with regret

>>42731185
Huh, this image perfectly defines me, nice.

>>42731219
But girls are getting developed younger today because of estrogen in food and water, and they're also sluttier because of that

And boys are low test cucks because of it

>>42731246
That is true, still doesn't change the fact young girls have been sloots historically

>Be me
>End of shift, stairs are getting painted so I have to take a tiny elevator with 6 people squeezed in to this tight space
>A petite female coworker squeezes in next to me.
>As the door closes she looks up at me and says "Wow Anon, you're huge, how come I never notice before?!"
>Another coworker comments: "How could you not notice"
>They proceed to socialize and comment on me while I just awkwardly smile and stand there not knowing what I'm suppose to do with my hands.
>The elevator stops, we get out I say bye and virgin walk my way out of the building.

At least I didn't have to share the elevator with the IT guys again. I'd rather ride a gas chamber down 25 floors.

>>42730968
No but your penis needs to be mutilated.

>>42731265
why don't you talk to them or something you FUCKING BETA FAGGOT I WOULD KILL TO HAVE SOCIAL FUCKING INTERACTIONS FUAHCVEJALWVHNAWKLVAEVKA

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>>42731276
You know why anon.

>>42731185
if you're attractive she'll think you're mysterious but also slowly lose interest, if you're ugly she'll think you're a weird and immediately lose interest

>>42723192
How is that mirin? Sounds like normal human interaction... Oh wait, I'm on /fit/

>>42731265
>At least I didn't have to share the elevator with the IT guys again. I'd rather ride a gas chamber down 25 floors.
story pls

>>42730826
fantastic

>>42731132
You're a faggot

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>>42727840
no he's just hot

>>42731132
PASTA

>>42731337
>The setups the same
>Still me
>Had o work later than usual
>Place is empty
>I'm fucking done. going home finally
>Wait for elevator.
>Open the door
>Down the hallways leading to the elevator I hear what sounds like an angry stampede of elephants.
>"ANON, HEY ANON"
>"Hold the door man, we don't wanna wait for the next one"
>2 morbidly obese IT guys, ones a gypsy or Indian as HR makes me refers to him.
>They walk past me and get in the elevator
>It smells like raw sewage had real bad diarrhea
>I reconsider my life choices. Why did I have to go to college, why do I have to work for this place, I could have worked for dad putting up dry wall
>But I'm too tiered to dwell on the past so I walk in
>The door closes and my got the smell gets worse.
>I try to hold my breath but they insist on talking.
>I don't know magic the gathering or something
>They manage to get in to a fight in the elevator
>Flubbing their cellulite encrusted arms around
>As they move the elevator shakes and the stench gets a whole new flavor of disgusting.
>I start pressing the fan button like a rat hooked up to electrodes but it's out of order
>Fuck it I'll die in here. Or at least get some horrible skin infection
>The elevator arrives
>The Doors open
>Salvation
>They say their goodbyes
>I'm out of the building before they are out of the elevator

I wanted to talk to HR about it. But they're good enough with what they that i never see them. So best not to step on any toes.

>>42731060
BLEACHED

The most endearing mire I ever:
>>Walking to shoprite to get some groceries.
>>Little 11-12 year old girl staring at me holder her moms hand as they are walking back to their car.
>>As they pass hear the little girl say: Mom thats the kind of guy I want to marry, he looks like a disney prince.
>>Mom says: Thats nice honey, but you should keep your expectations lower.

>>42731914
wew lad was she qt? get her number and meet her in a few years

>>42728022
Lies

>>42731060

She is like really dark black but with caucasian nose and face shape. Where do qts like that are from?

>>42731914
>but you should keep your expectations lower.
no
fucking
way

>>42731981
That particular girl is obvious just a really good looking Bantu but the type of girls you're describing are from Ethiopia.

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What do you think /fit/? My mom says I look good but I think I look like a pimp

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>>42730968
Goddamn oven dodger

>>42732033
You look like a total homo.

>>42732033
Buddy you could be the hunchback of notre dame and your mother will still say you're handsome

>>42732043
How does he keep getting away with it?

>>42732045
I got some looks in the street in my pretty conservative country


>>42732054
That's why I asked fit

>>42730968
>Jew gf
jew is not a race

do you think she is semitic?
do you think she has semitic blood?
damn it, how the world end up like this?
fucking germanics are so stupid

>>42732157
>I got some looks in the street in my pretty conservative country
Probably because they were wondering what this homo is doing in a conservative country.

The shit is just way too big and imo the subtle blue of the jeans doesn't pair well with the deep bright pink of the shirt so it just draws more attention to how massive the shirt is.

>>42730968
Why are there so many cute Jew women but all Jewish men are fucking ugly

t. ethnic Jew

>>42732068
Because he's a Chad. Chad's can do anything.

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>>42732033
Is this bait? I can't tell anymore.

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>>42732177
Jews are a race.
Dominican it's so fucking hilarious how ignorant you are about everything in this world, but you keep saying false things and then rage at Germanics because they know more than you and it triggers the fuck out of you.

Jews can literally be recognized based on their appearance which has traits unique only to Jews, therefore they are a race. There is such a thing as Jew DNA. Having a bit of European DNA does not make them European, Ashkenazim are on average at least 70% Semitic genes.

You are this delusional because you see Hollywood kikes and think "they look just like Europeans, therefore Jews are just Europeans", but that's because every single one of them had extensive surgeries to make themselves look like Europeans, to remove their Jewish racial features.

Pic related.

>>42732033
Look like a DYEL shitskin to me

>>42732212
I think it might have something to do with the fact Jewishness is considered matrilineally so what we now consider Jews includes people descended from Jew woman/Goy male couples but not from Jew male/Goy female couples.

Kind of like how Russian women are sexy as fuck but Russian men look weird because the only men that got to reproduce were the ones that survived WW2 and got their pick of the litter.

>>42732254
>Semitic
They're actually khazars

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>>42723192
>Working lower back in the gym
>rest in between sets
>I kinda pace around where I am
>I turn around and I see this cute redhead looking right at me while she does sit ups

I tell myself she was mirin or at least I think she was

Also
>Guy at Uni game room
>Talking with his female coworker
>I approach to return my XBOX game
>He says "Like this guy here, He goes to the gym, he looks good"

Also I've seen chicks look at me though the mirror in the gym and in person. I can't tell if it's because I'm getting mired. Or a white guy with a fro and beard is really that much of a weird sight.

>>42726619
Sacowea

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>>42732287
They're actually both dummy. They're a mongrelized race that is the result of the original Judean kikes mixing with Khazars mixing with Europeans.
The Khazar theory is correct if you acknowledge this, but some retards think that the modern Jews are not descendants of the original Levantine Jews. This is completely asinine, as the ancient kikes were described to have similar facial features and the same untrustworthy, scheming habits. Clearly the same creatures, they've just gotten even worse over the past couple thousand years by integrating into several other races.

>>42732350
"and other reasons for their increasing wealth may be found in their stubborn loyalty and ready benevolence towards brother Jews. but the rest of the world they confront with the hatred for enemies."
Wow, some things just never change. It's been almost 2000 years since Tacitus said that and the Jews still operate exactly on that principle, undying loyalty to Jewish interests, and intense hatred and hostility to all other races.

>>42732197
and still not fucking related to semitic people
>>42732254
>Jews are a race
it isnt you fucking faggot
they are mixed, iberian, germanic and slavic people

>Pic related.
do you think ancient hebrews were like this?
if she take a test, im pretty sure she doesnt have any semitic blood

Retard
>>42732287
>>42732350
khazar were a turkic tribes, their kingdom went through many religions including judaism

hebrews didnt mix with anyone

i dont understand, how the fuck can you think that these pale skinned people with light features are semitic?

that is so fucking stupid

those people just converted, they arent related to ancient hebrews

askhenazis dont belong in israel

you germanics are biggest WEWUZZERS

>>42732405
>and still not fucking related to semitic people
Who cares?

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>>42732405
Hahahah why are you so fucking triggered by facts? Are you one of those shitskins who think you were the original Jews or something? Full WE WUZ?
By the way, DNA tests always show Ashkenazim with Semitic DNA. To find this out all you would have had to do is look at some DNA tests on 23AndMe for example, or any laboratory that publishes their customers DNA test results.

>i dont understand, how the fuck can you think that these pale skinned people with light features are semitic?
They have pale skin because they mixed with Europeans you fucking retarded nigger.
Do you not see their hook noses and black soulless eyes, traits originating from the Semites? These features don't ever happen in Europeans without large amounts of Semitic DNA.

>those people just converted
No they didn't you dumb nigger, it's common historical knowledge lots of Jews migrated to Italy during the rule of the Roman empire, and once the empire collapsed they spread out all over Europe slowly, over hundreds of years.

>askhenazis dont belong in israel
No shit, they belong in the gas chamber.

It is an objective FACT that Israel did indeed use to be the country of Ashkenazim thousands of years ago, before they had even become Ashkenazim by mixing with Europeans.

Acknowledging this fact does not mean we believe they deserve to have the land of Israel you braindead street shitter. They have committed immense crimes against humanity and can't be allowed to have a country of their own anymore. In fact their mere existence has become a giant threat to the existence of civilization and mankind.

>you germanics are biggest WEWUZZERS
No, we are simply speaking the historical truth. Israelite Jews came to Europe, mixed with Europeans a bit, mostly though kept inbreeding with other Jews for thousands of years, and are now Ashkenazim: pale skin but exclusively Semitic, Jewish facial features such as hook noses, black eyes, very curly hair.

>>42732043
KEK absolute madman

>>42732434
They are related to Semitic people, the Ashkenazim literally ARE Semites and DNA tests 100% of the time show that they are genetically as much as over 50% Semitic even today. Which means they have been inbreeding like hell for 2 thousand years in Europe to keep their blood Jewish.
Dominican is a butthurt as fuck historical revisionist who probably believes that shitskins WUZ DA REAL JEWZ

>be blond, blue-eyed German
>have a few drinks with the guys of my company once a week (I'm the new guy)
>election soon, so they keep bringing up politics
>I just listen to their bullshit, ask maybe one question to fake interest
>keep my right-wing views to myself
>I just leave as soon as it gets unbearable, I'll go play some pool or talk to some other guys
>one day the beta faggot of our group says something like "Anon looks like the typical AfD voter" as a joke
>everybody laughs a little
>Muslim girl of our group: "Anon could really be a poster boy for those Nazi propaganda posters"
>already a little tipsy I say "you guys should see me in my SS uniform"
>Muslim girl: "Oh yeah? Would you imprison me?"
>"You wouldn't see me coming" with a smirk

Since then she is kinda all over me. Not even attractive. I guess I need to reveal who I am going to vote for so she leaves me alone.

>>42727840
LEL

>>42732552
Jesus, fucking Germany sounds depressing. I bet you would lose your job if you had admitted you're not a pathetic cuck like them.

>>42724682
Maybe she wasn't mirin anon

>>42731265
Next time say "I'm going to <blank> for a <blank> want to join me?

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>>42726556

>>42732552
I'm blond/blue eyes too and I swear to God a lot of darker girls just fetishize that Nordic look. Dunno if it is because they're fashy and want whiter kids or because they're attracted to whats 'exotic' to them

>>42732552
>I guess I need to reveal who I am going to vote for so she leaves me alone.
nah. you are the strong horse, the others the weak horses.
she wants you to ravage her with your mighty white cock

>>42723218
Kek

>>42730826
Oh, anon... why didn't you kiss her wtf this actually pissed me off!

>>42732033 Get a shirt that fits, you fuck.

>>42732847 >>42732182
fitted better at the shop, then got another one that was supposedly the same size but is obviously larger

dont trust Ibiza's artisans

>>42730911
Like the Ugandan men wouldnt kill you for talking to the women.

>meet up with some tinder grill because I'm in the mood to fuck
>get back to her place
>making out
>she pulls out my dick
>"OMG Anon you have the kind of cock they must model dildos after!"

And on that day I learned what my tombstone will say.

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>>42730826

>>42732033
pants is good. shirt is absolute haram

>>42725793
What is your routine? I have been lifting about 2 months and I don't feel as if I look any different.

>>42732002

On one hand a little grounding never hurts. On the other that's a pretty blunt thing to say

>>42732033
>My mom says I look good
Never believe a word your mom says about you. She physically cannot be objective regarding anything about you.

>>42732524
test done by askhenazis, retard
>>42732524
>pale skin but exclusively Semitic, Jewish facial features such as hook noses, black eyes, very curly hair.
but semitic people dont have those features
>>42732546
hahahahaha
they arent

>>42731174
if he were in Europe or america he would be beaten to death for sure

>>42731185
I swear to god this board is full of the most pussy meatheads that exist.

>>42732711
Tfw dirty blonde hair and green eyes

I will always be second best

>>42732918
How big? Dont lie

>>42731060
COLONIZED

Posted b4

>use to be a little fat/ugly
>became social retard towards women due to low self esteem
>not beta or anything just dont even bother to strike up a convo with any of em in school
>get called an asshole for not talking
>didnt give a single fuck anyway

fast forward yr after finishing hs

>lost all the weight went on strict diet and drink a fuckton of water daily
>3 yrs later
>Strong jawline/cheekbones of a god
>look 100x better
>not even a social retard anymore
>get mired everywhere i go
>all the people who went to school got either fucken fat or ugly
>at the mall, see some bitch that went to my hs who was a 7.5 at the time now is like a 5.9
>never even spoke to this bitch ever in my life lol
>she comes up to me says "Omg hi anon! how r u??"
>looking directly in her soul
>disgusted
>say "great" and continue walking without saying anything else or even looking at her

Fatties and uglies eh /fit sheesh

>>42724244
it makes me autistically angry how much of a double standard there is. imagine if an old guy did that to a young female.
i want to get aesthetic partly to tell female admirers to fuck off and stop staring and call them creepy

>>42733249

You sound autistic

>>42733069
Semitic people do have those features lmfao. Almost all Arabs have the same kind of hook noses as Jews.
Again, you dumb shitskin, what in your delusional mind would be the cause of the hook noses, curly hair and black eyes in Ashkenazi Jews when these features do not appear in Europeans. Yet they do appear in Semites, including Arabs. Clearly Ashkenazim are the real Jews.
You are FUCKING RETARDED BECAUSE YOUR SHITSKIN DNA GAVE YOU BELOW 70 IQ.
That is the problem here.

>>42733100
Hahaha, what? In USA he could wear that in public just fine, and if someone attacked him he could legally shoot them dead in self defense.
As for Europe, Europe is not a country. Wearing a hakenkreuz shirt would be fine in most European countries, only the Jew strongholds of UK, Germany and France it would be a bad idea.

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>at work happy hour
>sitting next to Filipina co-worker in late 30s married with kids, but she looks early 20s
>talking about stuff
>she is constantly touching me on my shoulder/arm
>her legs are brushed up against me
>I don't move away and keep them there
>She is laughing at my jokes so much that she pushes me hard and playfully with that big asian "oh my god" look on her face
>other female co-workers come up and say "oh my god! you look like the guy from the bachelorette" shows picture on phone
>they all have bfs
>ask "so anon, do you have a gf?"
>"n-n-nawh"
>"looking for the right one, huh"

What do I do with this? They aren't even single, so they probably just want attention and to tease. Should be I be direct that I am interested in smashing?

Sloots gon sloot and tease

>>42731185
I think you haven't yet completely fucked up. Try to talk to her in the gym.

>>42733317
you sound ugly

>>42733430
why give them a real answer to any question, ever?

>do you have a gf
"the question is, 'how many?'"
"why would I ever restrict myself to one woman"
"who would ever make that mistake?"

>looking for the right one, huh
"looking for the wrong one. all of the wrong ones"

If they're gonna tease, you gotta tease back.

>>42732405
>it isnt you fucking faggot
Then why the fuck do they test your DNA if you want to become an israeli citizen? Shut the fuck up

>>42723192
>be me at friend's party
>have hair tied up
>"anon your ears are well small, they're so cute"
Feels good brevs

>>42732552
Do you really own an SS genuine uniform?
It would genuinely impress me.

>>42731008
>"that isn't my arm"
>wink

>>42732711
>Tfw blue eyes and hair so white people ask if im an albino
D-did i take the aryan aesthetics too far..?

>>42733591
Hey i just learned something, thanks anon

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>>42726571
All of us

>>42733249
How dare she be kind to you and try and communicate. Truly an awful person who is beneath a being of your stature.

>Lifting for a year.
>Some guy at work I haven't seen for a while says: you look bigger, anon, lifting or just got fat?
>Literally only time someone noticed.

>>42733558

t.Autismo

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>>42733591
Good shit. Most useful thing in the thread.

>>42733591
Thanks anon

>>42732277
lol are you fucking retarded? do you think men only get their father's dna and women only get their mother's?

>>42733649
earlet

>>42735215
Yes...they actually believe this.
However, they completely forget that the russian women were probably fucking the WW2 guys and Chads bareback for years and that recent science has found that semen from their lovers sticks around forever and changes their DNA as well. Any children they have with any man will also inherit the DNA of the men they've slept with.

>>42732591
It's not that bad. Don't believe what you read on Breitbart. It is mostly big cities who are affected by this crisis and the libtards. We are still a decade away from french or Sweden levels.

>>42732711
All the media is reporting how women prefer some dark haired tanned Italian or some shit. Not in my experience. There is a reason why women dye their hair and whitening creams are so popular in dark skinned countries. Leave Western Europe and you'll realise what a blessing your appearance is. I've lived in China for a few months and I was treeated like a king, women all over me. But like I said, I'm pretty right wing and I'm attracted to caucasian women. Thank god China is has a few great looking Russian girls who are studying there.

>>42732716
It was not serious. Never talk about politics and religion! Except really good friends.

>>42733724
No. But we have some pretty cool stuff of of my grandfather that not even my best friends know about.

>be in CVS
>looking at snacks
>employee walks past me and smiles and giggles and looks me in the eyes

>>42723192
>diddly day
>tights on so I don't scratch my shins
>go to stepper for a warm up
>cardio bunny mires my ass as I walk by
>I see it all in the mirror
>our eyes meet
>she drops spaghetti and run to the locker room

>>42736285
What was the name on his badge?

>>42726148
some dyel's cannot lift the 45 lb plates

its possible. Ive seen it

>>42735926
>It's not that bad. Don't believe what you read on Breitbart. It is mostly big cities who are affected by this crisis and the libtards. We are still a decade away from french or Sweden levels.
Says the guy who has to hide his political views at a bar.
That is France and Sweden level.
Pretending like your country isn't in the shitter is a great way to realize it too late.

i'm not dyel.
>on omegle yesterday
>fitness as interest
>group of girls on a bed shows up
>I flex my arm
>girl right in front of the camera makes big eyes, mouns "so hot" and rolls over the bed

>>42733591
>why would I ever restrict myself to one woman

Dont use this one ever, nobody likes cheating behaviour, the other once are cheeky and solid advice

>>42733430

This is what people call "flirting". They find you attractive and assume you're not an awkward virgin who will take any and all advances seriously and make things weird. They're having fun, have fun back with them.

Right now you're a fantasy to those women. They're 30s and married and you're the fit young guy at the office. They want to keep their life but you're a tempting little thought that there's no harm having fun with. They're not necessarily trying to get that dick (at this point). By flirting and teasing they get to live it out harmlessly then go back to their chubby, loving husband and kids.

There's an art to turning this into an actual fuck buddy situation, if you're interested. You gotta play cat and mouse, teasing back and forth. Flirting is a balancing act between attraction and friendship, she slowly changes from fucking you being a kind of fun joke to think about to something she actually wants badly. You have to push and pull until the tension is at the perfect tipping point then make a move. That is how most affairs happen.

>Often wear my alma mater's athletic gear
>Old cowboys wide receiver who works out at the same gym as I do asked me what position I played in college football.
>jakes on him
>I ran college track then quit to party after one season
>6'2 231 right now
>am finally as strong as I was in hs again when I actually did play football

>>42723218
Is this just the same dedicated guy, or has it become a meme?

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>>42731185


Had a similiar experience two years ago during the heavy winter.

>I was together with two of my friends at the time
>qt3.14 crush was going to take the same bus. >We talked a bit and she seemed to be mirin me.
>she got into the bus before me and my two mates sat together in the bus
>she smiled at me and hunched herself against the window, as to leave space for me to sit.
>I smiled back and sat myself one row behind her and to the opposite side.
>one of my mate says "why don´t you sit with her?" and she says "yeah sit here anon!"
>I reply loudly "no my jacket is big and probably takes two seats and i don't want to squeese her against the window"
>i finally understood the picture and my autism

tfw

>>42736439
>omegle

Isn't that place a robot infested shithole at this point?

>>42731231
Im 20 and holy shit do I have regrets

I take every oppurtunity now even if I don't think there's a chance

>>42731323
Because every guy on here is a bloody idiot that thinks a smile means she wants your dick.

>>42732296
post face

>>42732350
what do all these people have in common? they're all dead

EXACTLY

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>>42725793
Seeing a significant difference at 1 month hmmmm

>>42732033
that outfit is trash my guy

>>42732524
she looks like the smiling titan

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>>42730826
Never change

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>>42736852

>Stop going to gym at normal time (around 5 PM after work) and start going in the morning
>Was cutting
>Have to go back after work one day because I was too fucking tired to go in the morning
>People who I have never even spoke to or acknowledged the existence of before tell me stuff like
>you're looking great, you got so lean, good job, etc.
>one person said I looked bigger
>normalfags telling me I'm buff/built/big/cut up
>close female friend told me to show my abs, I did and she licked them as a joke or some shit, idk.

>tfw still dead inside & DYEL

>>42737052
So when you find out that the ones controlling the Titan's are actually the good guys, and the ones inside the walls are the bad guys how is that going to make you feel?

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>>42730826

>>42731132
It's worse when their parents are giving you the evil eye from over the other side of the pool senpai.

But don't forget, they're mostly just acting out what they see in popular media without the background context.

>>42732011
>Ethiopia.
Do Ethiopian's also get big negra titties, or are they the type where they stay really lithe and petite (excluding height obviously).

>>42737125
Jokes on you I didn't watch the shitty fucking show, its just a meme image.
Also even having seen only the first few episodes is enough to know for a fact the "ones controlling the Titan's" are not "good guys" because they eat innocent poor and middle class civilians in the first episodes. Like thousands of them.

>>42737100
>as a joke
bruh what u playin at get in them creamy knickers now

>>42732296
post face pls

More greentext goddamit. I fap to this shit

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>>42731246
it's also turning the friggin' frogs gay

This was quite the weekend for mires
First
>Going to pick up tickets for an outdoor show
>Girl working front desk goes to my gym
>Keep looking at each other weird trying to figure it out
>Finally ask her "Hey do you go to x to workout"
>She says yeah and gets all smiley
>"You're that guy that lifts up all that weight"
>She means my 2pl8lmao front squats
>Tell her "Yeah I kind of thought you looked familiar"
>"You really stand out so you're very recognizable"
>Watches me the leave after I get my tickets

Then later in the night
>Out clubbing with my woman
>Dancing up a storm when a swarm of thirsty bitches gets out on the floor
>They're eyeing me but I turn away since I'm not interested
>Feel one of them rubbing up on me from behind and grab my ass before disappearing into the crowd
>Few minutes later it happens again wit ha different group of girls
>A few of them start trying to work in between me and my girl while we're dancing
>"No thanks" as I pull her closer

And finally
>Out at a BBQ
>Two friends have their girlfriends their and they keep sneaking mires at me
>Always get that funny feeling when people are watching me and tend to look over at them when they stare
>One girl stares and smiles only a little
>Other one who I met before mires hard whenever I'm close and talking to other people
>Doesn't look away when I catch her and keeps trying to hold my gaze
>She did this a lot when we first met too
Sure she's good looking but why can't bitches get it when you're just not interested?
I mean seriously my woman is right by my side all the time

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>>42736439
>mouns

>>42737256

>why can't they understand

Because you fucking troglodyte, they want what they can't have; the forbidden fruit of a relationship is juicier than of one that is not.

Majority of women follow the pattern of emotion > rationalization. The good, loyal ones follow rationalization > emotion; like majority of the guys do.

Its not about you, the person; its about you, the body. The body they want on them, pounding away; and it means throwing your relationship with your girl under the bus, for them to have it, so be it.

Girls are vicious man.

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>>42736689
>>42737219
here. Pls no bully

>inb4 happy merchant
>inb4 Jew
>inb4 ugly Jew

I know

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>>42737329
You look like pic related desu

>>>42737329
Mirin' that beard

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>>42737329
How's Zack and the gang doing these days?

>>42737329
Use some hair moisturizer. Frizz is awful.

>>42737329
Didn't know Seth Rogen lost all the weight

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>>42737329
>>42737359

holy shit lmfao

>>42737343

Seconding this. Clean your shot up and you can be pretty patrician

>>42737489
>>42737564
In my defense, I just studied and went to the gym today. It's not like I was trying to impress anyone. I clean up well when I try

>>42737605
>It's not like I was trying to impress anyone

Do you know what excuses look like? Ever wonder what every loser says to themselves? Clean your shit up. You look like a homeless jew.

>>42737605
Yeah yeah whatever. I have similar hair. Heed my advice and buy some hair moisturizer. It makes a yuge difference and girls will notice.

>>42732552
Fuck her in the SS uniform anon.

I don't give a shit about your ideology, you're obliged to do it because it'd be fucking legendary.

>>42733177
I know that feel bro

>>42734326
Fuck off

>>42736634
Still filled with plenty of groups of girls to show off in front of.

>>42737329
is that matt peake

>>42733203
are you the /fit/ tinderbro? don't lie

>>42726616
jej'd well meme'd

>>42723218
>>42736532
I was just wondering the same thing anon

>>42733251
Maybe re-evaluate your goals my man

>>42733251
>i want to get aesthetic partly to tell female admirers to fuck off and stop staring and call them creepy
Well, that's what Zyzz did. Kinda. He used to troll Facebook sluts by letting them tell him how hot he was only to tell them what pathetic, thirsty slags they were. I'm sure someone will be along with a printscreen of the lulz. To be honest though, I think he took it too far. You see, part of what makes us BETTER than women is the fact that we're above petty shit like that. No need to stoop to their level.

>>42740375
except any thread that mentions women os filled with betas talking about how men are so superior. obviously we are not above pettiness.

>>42733251
Call it out then.

>>42730968

I've heard some Jewesses love to roleplay nazi rape fantasies.

>>42735215
No, I'm saying the features that make a woman good-looking aren't necessarily what make a man good-looking and when accumulated over thousands of years you're going to wind up with an extreme surplus of the former and some strange looking men.

This is why Russians were the other example. When you think about it Russian men and women actually have very similar features, they just look weird on men while they look good on women. Hence why Russians make brilliant traps.

>>42737199
East Africans are usually pretty slender but Ethiopia is also diverse as fuck so there's probably some tribe in there with juicy tits.

>>42732694
Inb4 anon actually says "I'm going to blank for a blank want to join me?"

>>42736436
I'm not going to explain to some NEET why you should keep your political views to yourself, no matter where you live.

>>42731132
michael?

>>42731500
I work in IT and every single employee in my office lifts weights, even the women.

>>42732552
this sounds so much like weimar republic/pre hitler type of situation...

>>42724682
>having such poor attention span you have to wear blinders

>>42741156
Seriously guys, do you realise that I keep my right-wing views to myself because I have to work with those people? Why cause some drama and ruin your workplace environment? Especially women can't continue on a professional level if you piss them off, and almost everything could piss a woman off. I'm not going to ruin my career just to give some libtards a reality check. And I can assure you that arguments and logic won't convince them to change their views. It is so emotional that only a brutal personal experience could trigger them to rethink their position.

Nobody is going to fire me because of my politcal views. It would be most likely illegal to fire me because of it.

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>>42730826
top kek

>>42737919
that would be fucking awesome. Make her call you mein fuhrer

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>>42740936
>East Africans are usually pretty slender
It's amazing isn't it? NA tend to gravitate towards fat fucks.
WA tend to be shredded but also the most ongobongo looking (which, in some cases, is actually fine)
SA is a wasteland full of kafirs.
>but Ethiopia is also diverse as fuck so there's probably some tribe in there with juicy tits.
A man can dream. I had a friend who's girlfriend was a Tutsi, she was pretty good looking UNTIL she started eating a Western diet with Western activity levels. Absolute trainwreck afterwards
>ass was like pic related though

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>>42741313
>WA tend to be shredded but also the most ongobongo looking (which, in some cases, is actually fine)
There's a Nigerian guy at my work that just looks like /pol/'s nightmare. He's absolutely jacked, he's only like 18 so I'm not sure if it's roids or genetics. But he also looks so stereotypically black, like pic related levels of black.

>>42741313
lmao on the right the woman is freaking out but the dude is pulling out his opera-glasses to get a closer look.

>>42724244
>First ever mire in public feels pretty, good

Is this how desperate and invisible men are to the female population?

>be me
>be female who is not fat
>gets stared at, smiled at, holla'd at by men of all ages constantly just walking down the street

feels good to be the worthier sex :)

>>42741380
>Not understanding gender roles from an evolutionary perspective
Men are SUPPOSED to pursue women. When a woman pursues a man, it's a sign that he's exceptional.

>feels good to be the worthier sex :)
Now I know you're trolling.

>>42741380
>>says the only gender that can die in labor

>>42741638
>and still has higher life expectancy

genderlets BTFO

>be in gym
>benching lmao 102.5kg for 5x5
>ask pt to spot me
>"you're a beast man"
>th-thanks
>finish set
>"how much you weight?"
>90kg, but going down to 80 hopefully
>"yeah i can tell you lost fat recently"
mirin i g-guess?

>>42736555
What a man, ask her out it's the only way.
Just a coffee the two after you am I right ;)

>>42725085
lol, savage

>>42741244
if you vote you dont keep your right wing views to yourself. you actively help someone rise in power

>>42727840
Hahaha keep coping fag

>>42731185
It's not hopeless, just chat her up in the gym next time

>>42733604
No one tests your DNA your retard.

>>42732197
pls be in frankfurt

Camp mire.

> Be camping for 3 days, bring enough wood for 1 day and an axe.
>Wife, her friend and husband along for the canoeing and camping.
> Decide to get to chopping some dead trees that are on the ground so we can be warm and make good on the camp fire.
>Wife and her friend tag along, giggling away as I walk up to the tree limb.
>Lift axe above my head, I bring it down hard into the wood with a satisfying thunk.
>Hear wife's friend gasp.
>Bring up the axe a second time, bring it down harder, wood chips go flying.
>Look at my wife, she's biting her lip.
>Test starts to rise, I bring the axe up a third time and cleave the wood from the cut I made in one swing.
>Hear from wife's friend, a little lower this time, "that's so fucking hot"
>Hear wife agree, "MMM, yeah"
>Chop two more logs for the fire and carry the wood and the axe back.

>Later that evening, in the tent with the wife, I ask what was the giggling about?
>She moaned and starting listing off body parts with evil look in her eyes.
>We fuk.

Any threesome possibility, bros?

>>42741831
How much money did you tip your PT?

>>42741145
Okay and? Whats your point?

>visiting gf's grandparents in european 3rd world country
>can't speak the local language
>wood chopping block
>ask if i can chop a little so i dont get bored
>grandfather, gf and another girl watch
>g-dad says in his language "he can chop wood pretty good"
>girls start laughtning
>apperently thats a slang phrase for "he can fuck pretty good"

I'll take it

>>42741954
post pic anon
also, no threesome, her being a friend and married will make things complicated.

>>42741025
M'lady, im going to the hat store on 7th, thinking about adding some to my fedora collection *tips*.

Something like that anon? or maybe something more interactive like model car racing?

>>42725793
>/pol/tard with a nigger fetish posts his daydreams online

>>42732999
>>42736722
Probably just the way he carries himself.

>>42741345
>on the right

>>42737125

Wat

They're the bad guys. They send enslaved Eldians to murder thousands and thousands of innocent people so they can steal the Titan powers for themselves and solidify their rule over the world.

>>42741846
What are you talking? There is something called secrecy of the ballot, nobody knows who I am voting for.

>>42742225
obviously. but in the end you are the one who puts a candidate in power

>>42742046
True, they have been friends since childhood. But they are both busty, let me have my fantasy

>>42737329
lost the beard and leave a stubble, instant improvement. The fro kinda suits you though.

>>42742245
So? What is your point?

>>42731132
Pasta

>>42742027
Reminds me of a story
>visit my gf's family in germany
>I'm not german and don't speak german
>at one point my gfs cousin braids my gfs hair out of boredom
>gf presends her bew braided hair
>gfs grandma says something and everyone bursts out laughing and my gf turns red
>later discovered she said "that's for anon to grab on to"
based oma

Also I'm jewish

>>42733249
> the supreme gentleman speaking

>>42742408

>Also I'm jewish

Killed my boner

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>>42724682
Why you have to be so beta!
Girls should never approache a man.
This is your Job. An Alpha man will Approach them and make them laugh, fuck them and dumb them for another. This is life, train your social skills, be Alpha and on the right side of life.

Girls should be shy, Girls should even look at you. If you like one, go fucking talk to her, if you are worth her, you would know what to say and she will laugh and have fun.

Im kind of sick of bois that bitch...

>>42732033
Sleazecore INSPO

>>42731914
12 year old holding mom's hand? Lmao try 7-8 next time anon

>>42733249
You forgot the ending
>perform a complicated fedora twirl and fly off into the sunset to sip on fine wine with Elliot Rodger in heaven

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>backpacking (oh and I'm top less because I'm still wet but really I just wanted to show off my gainz)
>leaving the waterfall
>while trekking, a group of cuties on the way to the waterfall come across
>they're behind me now
>can hear them talking to each other like "oh there's the guy you were waiting for"
>one shouts "Hey! I'll catch up later"
>shout back saying yeah I'll wait at the highway
Fuck bitches though, nature is where it's at.
I'll be dropping by beaches and fresh water spots nearby every weekend until I've visited all of them.

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>>42723218
Wait this is my gym uniform
Is this not cool anymore??

>>42732177
>jew is not a race
take a look at this goy

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>>42741838

Nah I think i dodged a bullet with this girl.
>Graduation day the summer after said winter
>"Anon!"
>see her running at me like that special enemy in l4d2 with her hands in the air like a mummy from scooby doo five metres away and i had no time to react
>gives me a hard and long hug
>"make sure to call me and message me on facebook, anon" while looking real sad. She was going to move to a place three hours away from our city.
>i mumble something like "sure, but my phone battery is really bad" and "i dont browse facebook often but sure"
>"are you going to the party at the bar tonight?"
>"no i dont drink alcohol and im going home to relax after this long day."
>i went home and finally understood all the hints she had been giving me for a really long time, perhaps 8 obvious hints every month.
>tfwforthehundredtime.png
>i dont dare to contact her because i am a fool and waited for a month for her to contact me before i lost hope.

Two years later and i browse her facebook
>she went from a solid 8/10 cute skinnyfat grill with humour and wittyness to a 4/10 feminazi-tumblr-landwhale with tons of disgraceful makeup, really fat body and face and political posts that made me feel ill and i finally thanked myself of my autism.

i think about this when i do new autistic things, that perhaps it is best for my future faith but it has not yet.

>>42743556
little did he know she only turned to feminism after anon wouldnt notice her

I was mopping something up at work and turned around to be greeted by a female coworker who said i had nice arms. She told me to bend over more when i started cleaning again. I don't know if i have a case with HR or should feel flattered.

I love being reasonably fit. The confidence boost is worth it alone.

>>42743045
looks comfy, anon.

>>42735337
Haha fucking what
How on earth is that supposed to work? Sperm dies pretty quickly, and it's not like the vagina is just an inert tube

>>42733177
I'm dirty blond and grey eyes myself. It's rough, m8.

>>42743556
but you're the reason she turned out that way

>>42733430
Fuck them and then send nudes to their boyfriend or husband (as long as they don't have kids yet). Be the hero modern society needs against the thot menace.

>>42743556

You destroyed her

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>>42730888
be a roided man of GOD and dimepiece negresses will be all over you

>>42744097
Where are you JM, we miss you!!!
Also thats actualy a cute one considering what he hung out with

> have long, dark beautiful hair
> not much attention from women in public
> cut it short for a job
> bitches straight-up staring at me

What the fuck. Is long hair really such a turn-off? I do have a nice jaw which is more obvious now but this is ridiculous

>>42743556
>8/10
>skinnyfat
Hmm

>>42744178
this makes me consider cutting my hair desu that and how much upkeep it needs

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>>42733873

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>>42741145
What kind of company are you working at anon?

>>42744178
>>42744349
Long hair makes you look like a hobo desu

Kinda meh mire but sure

>First day of school
>Greet everybody, small talk etc. etc.
>I've just came back from vacation, and have updated my profile pic (flexing beside the beach)
>Talking to this 5'3" blonde vegan/semi-feminist
>She's pretty chill until you start talking about politics
>She tells me that "her older sister" told me that i look handsome
>Some other girl comes
>Says "Hey there handsome, how was your vacations"

They were kinda meh mires

I was much more happier with this one
>Some guy came up to me and asked me if i fo to the gym
>Asked him why
>"Cause i can see your back muscles man. Craaazy"
>And then he left me

Not even gay

>>42744349
I'd recommend considering it. I was afraid I'd regret it or that the barber would fuck it up, but the convenience-- less washing, no combing, no fear of sweat/wind, less hair in my food and the sink, don't have to tie it back for sports-- is awesome, and it looks/feels great.

Don't miss it at all.

>>42744412
truth, unless you take female-level care of it, and much more apparent after getting it cut

>>42744759
If you really want ease, join the buzz cut crew. I cut my hair every week with DIY hair clippers.

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>tfw the only mires you get are from family members and you know you don't look anything like what they say you look like and you're unsure if it's because they're nice and trying to be motivating or don't know what mire-level people really look like

>>42744828
Just keep on gaining. Don't give up.

>>42742408
>Also I'm jewish
DREIDELED

I am definitely dyel status but I got them sweet genetics

>doing lateral raises and shoulder stuff
>notice super skinny nervous looking girl watching me via the enormous wall mirrors in my gym while she gets ready to do some 65lbs squats
>smile at her in the mirror and literally wink cuz that SIKK CUNT PUMP
>she full on blushes and looks at the floor awkwardly
>almost feel bad because she probably thinks I'm some coolguy douchebag but really I would have loved to take her home to cuddle so fucking hard

I have become such a faggot since my gf left me. I used to look at girls like fuckmeat and now I can't help but imagine what it would be like to tenderly love all of them I see ever.

>>42724682
She propably was cheking if you are a threat to her or not I think you look pretty creepy in that cap

>>42731132
nice pasta faggot

>>42737329
Jesus Christ, screech. Cut your fucking hair and shit beard

>>42744177
JM's posting on fitmisc under the name jacked as fuck
Think he's on getbig as well but can't remember his username there

>>42737329
Kike

>>42724777
>I don't know what to say think of replying with "you too" but just say "I'm on a cut" (probably sounded even more autistic)

To be fair that's a fantastic save

>Be sitting in public, playing Sonic Mania on my Nintendo Switch
>Wow, this game is fun, just gotta beat this last boss and I'll be done with it!
>I look up to see a girl staring at me with lust in her eyes
>I'll go talk to her as soon as I beat it.
>After a couple of minutes of this she leaves

I would have talked to her if she waited a couple of minutes, but oh well.

>>42730826
Lmao

>>42723192

Medium fit girl was squatting in the gym last night and I avoided eye contact cuz there were so few people in the gym late at night, I assume everyone there is just serious about their workout.

Turns out she swiped me on Bumble last night. Nice. I'll say hey next time we're both in the gym if she doesn't message. I want more /fit/ fuckbuddies

>>42744097
Why would being raided make any woman all over you?