>OHP in the squat rack >Guard tower shines his searchlight

>bench press in the squat rack
>with safeties
>3x3
>85 kg
>wants to be a powerlifter

>>42719898
on a serious note, if you can't hit 2pl8x5, you have zero business doing triples.

>>42719908
How are you supposed to get strong then? 3x10 bro-split?

>>42720087
5x5 you turd

wait, where are you supposed to OHP then?

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>be me
>gym guard, last watch
>the manlet uprising rages to the south
>my eyes grow heavy as I think of home
>my only son died of consumption in the fall
>my legs are sore, and my belly full of milk
>a noise stirs below
>I lift my torch and see OP struggling to reach the bar so he can lower it for his height
>"GUAAAAAARDS!"

>mass execution of manlets just now
>Strapped to the leg extension pad and quad catapulted through the roof
>Terrible, but necessary

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>just out of skelly mode, finally making serious gains
>gym commissar notices, get called into back office for a chat
>starve to death in gym gulag because my gains undermined the struggle for equality

>>42720497
I started lifting when I was 15 and about 5'7 then and I can confirm that my arms were not long enough to reach the bar.