embarrassing lifting story thread? I think so. >Be me >17

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embarrassing lifting story thread?
I think so.

>Be me
>17
>senior in HS
>just moved from out of state
>talented wrestler with state champ potential
>semi serious lifter (3-5 days a weekish)
>rep 135x20 with 220 ish max(1.5x bw)
>meet friends who I later found out to be the local chads
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>things are going well
>decide to join schools weight lifting team because I had always out-lifted my friends in my old HS and I enjoyed working out
>one small chad tells me to come with him to weightlifting practice after school
>agree
>show up after school, meet wrestling coach there and he is telling me about how great of a season this is, and that im gonna be a great part of the team
>confidence is at all time high
>go into weight room after changing
>go to roll out and stretch
>small chad asks if ive ever cleaned before
>what's that
>chad tells me to work around with the bar to get loose
>do a sad attempt at a clean and hit myself in the face with the bar
>try to play it off cool
>mouth is bleeding
>coach pairs me up with a small red head girl
>"uh coach, I was gonna work with little chad"
>"no, im pairing you and her up, until she stars out-lifting you"
>look over at a 100lb 3/10 redhead girl
>she winks at me and I shutter with disgust
>go to start cleaning
>form's shit weights shit everything's shit
>coach works with me
>trying to fix my shit
>missionfailedwellgetemnexttime.mov
>after 15th set of clans coach gives up.
>look behind me to see little chad and his friends laughing as they easily clean 300+
>decide to call it a day
>go home
>cry