Who else /nopoop/ here? >The Year of Our Lord 2K and 1 score

>>42712085
how about the superpowers and gainz?

>year
>holding excess waste inside your body

please eat your fiber, anon. thank u

>>42713177
>not using megacolon as its own squat plug

I used to go long periods without pooping as a child.

>>42712085
Right here.
I absorb all of the food I eat so I literally don't shit.
I really liked the feeling of pushing shit though so I started taking cocks up my ass.

>>42713292
I dont think this is physically possible

Some people talk about how it's not healthy unless you shit three times a day. I can only shit once every 3-4 days and sometimes I go 8 without shitting.

>>42713310
I takes a little getting used to.
Lube helps too.

>>42713220
me too, but that changed a lot of years ago

OP eat your fiber and shit as soon as you can to build your biological shit schedule. Its actually not that hard. After a lot of time doing it I still shit everyday even if I spend days not eating enough fruit or vegetables for my fiber

>>42713347
I'm talking about not pooping you faggot

>>42713395
never gonna make it

>>42713292
poop is actually dead gut bacteria

>>42713405
Your saying I have to take cocks up my ass to "make it?"

>>42712085
people say its normal to poop but honestly it smells like shit

>>42713408
And a lot of dead blood cells