How do you get confidence to go with your new muscles /fit/?

>>42705907
Just tell her it was a joke and you actually prefer tits and ass.

Do you own a Samsung On5 ?

>>42705941
No?

>>42705907
Say her feet don't interest you. You can either joke about it or be serious

"Yeah, they aren't."

>>42705936
This, FPBP, desu, /thread, etc. Do it OP.

>>42705907
why tell your coworker in the first place?

>>42705907
Sexually escalate?
>Are you trying to turn me on?
Bla

>>42705907
>trusting in others to keep ANY secret about you
>ever
Lmao, my first ""friend"" was the same way, tell him a secret and he'd tell everyone in a mocking manner when you weren't there. Found out because me, him and some other friends were hanging out, I went to the bathroom, and my other friends literally told me "Hey, *friend* told me this, is that true?"

Don't TRUST others. You have no reason to. You can enjoy the company of others, talk to others, be friends with others, but don't TRUST them.

>>42705967
He asked me if I was an tits or ass guy and I unthinkingly said feet. But I told him not to tell

pretty sure she wants to date you

>>42705907
she's trying to get you to fuck her. are you daft? honestly?

some of the people on /fit /are honestly the most clueless people on 4chan i have ever seen when it comes to girls

>>42705907
>she finds out it turns you on
>she starts to send you things intending to turn you on
Why the fuck are you telling a Scandinavian dogfood forum about it instead of smashing?
>inb4 obvious sperg

>>42705998
That's why I love this place ;_:

>>42705907
A grill finding out about your foot fetish is always risky business, but if she was appalled by the idea she wouldn't send pics of her feet. You don't have to deny you like feet, just play it cool and jack off to her pics in secrecy.

>>42706010
it blows my mind, all boards have personalities but it's funny as fuck, these days kids on /b/ are posting self-sourced nudes of the hottest 18 year olds youve ever seen, and huge buff guys on /fit/ cannot into the fact that a girl is trying to fuck them, not making fun of them, when they send a picture of somethying they know is your sexual fetish

i mean dude 2+2 op??? hello??

Next foot pic reply with something like this

"Damn! Gonna be busy for the next 5 minutes ttyl" with an eggplant emoji and a squirting water emoji

>>42705994
Telling him not to tell was your mistake. Dont ever back peddle. This is the chad way. Tell her to take pics of her feet in pudding or some weird shit and shell back off or you can live out your cuck fantasy

>>42706035
>with an eggplant emoji and a squirting water emoji

this guy gets laid.

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>>42705907
>Sleep with work girl
>we break it off after like 5 months, she's hostile
>now pretty much going to plow her close friend, who is also at work
I was never this alpha before

Niggas i ain't even that good looking

>>42706035
Or just approach her irl, jokingly ask "what's with the feet pics?", try and see how she reacts. Could very well be she's into you.

>>42706035
You would do this with any random girl for sure, but since it is his work mate he should probably ease into it a little more carefully.
But yeah, he definitely needs to escalate somehow.

>>42706022

Not OP but definitely one of the huge buff guys who cannot into the fact that a girl is trying to fuck them.

It's more like even when I do realize that a girl is interested, I feel confused about how to respond. Could be the case for OP as well

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>>42706052

>>42706022
Checked. And yeah. Pretty much /fit has always been >tfw no gf
I was >tfw virgin until fit guided me and I smashed a cute bitty at a house party. Some people need more time but you always get the embarrassing moments

>>42706054
Maybe he could say "So are you trying to arouse me or are you just bored?" Then she's pretty much guaranteed to show her true intentions

>>42706068
Yeah as i suggested here >>42705973
But leave out the "or are you just bored?" for sure.

>>42706058
ok here is what worked for me

try to fuck them, like just start kissing them or whatever. one day I was making out with this girl and I just pulled her titty out and sucked it. she was like "oh my god you're bold" and I told her that I wanted her and I had to act like I wanted her or I'd just be lying to her and lying to myself. Girls WANT that. Maybe not *that* aggressive all the time but you get the picture.

>>42706067
the first girl i ever fucked was a fat bulgarian jew with one c cup tit and one a cup tit, now i have a gymbunny gf

>>42706068
OP here, I just sent her this

>>42706106
I hope you added the eggplant emoji

>always joke around with work qt oneitis
>she has bf though
>im new at work
So how do i make her find out about my pussylicking fetish and 7,5"x5,5"?

>>42706122
do like I did and tell a guy co-worker then tell him not to tell so he can stab you in the back like he did me

>>42706134
Yeah its me and women 17-65, i work elderlycare.

>>42705907
>your coworker notices this girl is into you
>he's jelly
>"oh anon has a foot fetish how weiiird right"
>qt girl already texting you
>now she knows what turns you on and is doing it
>backfires for coworker
She obviously wants it OP she's teasing you with her feet, you could be direct and just say "oh [coworker] told you what I'm into and now you're just going to [tease/turn me on] like that?" And escalate it from there
Or just sit alone and wonder what could've been idgaf

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welp

>>42706168
that's just pathetic

What other pics did she send you OP? A-asking for a friend

>>42706168
Okay, just don't respond to her anymore, ignore her or tell her to stop wasting your time

>>42706168
Just send her that
'you'

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I think she's playing dumb. I'm going in confidentiality

>>42706197
Wtf this is weird as fuck dude.. don't expect others to be into your lame fetish.. she's probably cringing hard right now.

>>42706197
what the FUCK

>>42706197
Ya blew it

>>42706197
niggas is tryna get FIRED

>>42706197

THAT LAST TEXT WHY

>>42706197
Bold move, let's see how this plays out

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>>42706197

>>42706085

Err on the side of action/alphaness/making moves, something I need to start doing

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>>42706197
>you should let me rub them tomorrow

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>>42706197
you're huge brother
this is the chad move

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>>42706216
>mfw this shit actually works

>>42706216
women innately want a man who makes a thing happen, even if the thing that gets happened to is them

captcha: cosby longwood

if i get dubs this post is immortalized for all time

>>42706197
>CHAD STATUS
Confirm

Cmon update op

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>>42706197
YA BLEW IT

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I dont think she believes me

>>42706207
>>42706251
He blew it

>>42705907
patrick?

>>42706255
Salvageable still. Contain the tism

>>42706241
lol he definitely freaked her out

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>>42706255
good job keep going

>>42706255
Use emojis so you don't come across so fucking creepy

>>42706255
SHE'S THIRSTY FOR THE D

>>42706255
holy...
COME ON STRONGER
TELL HERE WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO DO TO HER FEET ASAP
REAL SENSUAL LIKE

>>42706270
>>42706271
These

>>42706255
is she actually hot tho?

>>42706255
Brah she wants you

I'm gonna get my tongue between the 3rd and 4th toe and savour the cheesy aroma bbbrrraaaaapppp

When she replies 'what' tell her sorry your mom got your phone.

I dare you

>>42706226
>>42706231

Yea girls are into almost every legit move I make, I really don't know why I don't like to make moves. Like I just turned 21 and am going to clubs trying to figure my shit out, dancing and having fun and getting mired so hard.

Literally last weekend at a club I had some girl compliment me randomly at the bar, some other girl walked by me and kissed me on the cheek out of nowhere on the dance floor, some other other girl like danced directly in front me repeatedly grazing the front of my body with the back of hers. Did not know how to respond to the latter, just put my arms on her and start dancing with her?

Thankfully eventually some new girl just went for it and started dancing on me, after about 30 seconds she asked if I was gay. I said no and asked if she was gay in a playful manner. Kept dancing, I didn't really do that much but the few times I eventually sheepishly tried something, she readily accepted. There was lots of making out and feeling up

I'm even more lost at a regular bar where I have to approach and hold conversation with girls and can't just dance.

Anywho that's my autism rant for the night, will definitely try to be less passive and make more moves. I really have no excuse and no reason not to at least try it

>>42706255
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN PUSHES ON

>>42705907
have u tried beeeeeeeEEeeIN ur'eself ?

>>42706197
Jesus fucking christ man.. You went from chill to creep in an instant

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>>42705907
Footfags are the vegans of fetishists.

If you would shut the fuck up about DUDE FEET LMAO nobody would have found out, but no. You have to post in every fucking thread with a female about how cute her feet might be and announce how big of a faggot you are to the entire board at every opportunity.

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>>42706290
Dancing already gets you points with these girls
Work qt was already texting you so she was probably into it already
Do you cuz it sounds like it's working for you

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holly hell fellas

>>42706255
You're a fucking legend OP

>>42706310
she wants ur fucking dick.
double down
ask her to come over now cause u cant wait

>>42706310
YEEEEEEEE MY BOI

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>>42706310
Congrats bro

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>>42706310
What like.. At work? Oil up her toes while jelly coworker watches in awe

You arent creepy.

Think of it this way. If she wants to ridicule your ass, it still begann with her sending you a literal picture she took of her bare foot.

Dont come on too hard over Text though.
Vary from offensive Text like the last one to acting like u have no clue whats goin on.

Also her feet arent too pretty desu. Down her a little over that. Kill her ego.

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>>42706310
quit while you're ahead op don't say a word back until you see her again, then bring it up right away.

This needs to be archived forever. Good job OP

>>42706310

Oh shit son here we go.

>>42706309

I'm not OP, just another fit autist

>>42706310
Don't let her take control. You need to make her work for it.

>>42706168
Send her
>says the person sending pics of their feet to their co-worker

>>42706321
This. Dont say u cant wait but tell her youre on the way over.

People saying he blew it by asking her to rub her feet. Dumb cunts the lot of you. She KNOWS he has a foot fetish and sends him pictures of her feet. How more DTF can she get?

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>>42706326
I'm off tomorrow but she wants to after she gets off work

>>42706168
>texting at 2 am
Just ask her what's her fetish

>>42706349
We're all gonna make it brahs

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male or female leg? pic related

>>42706349
youre gonna get a footjob bro

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>>42706349
KEEP POSTIN

>>42706197
ALPHA AS FUUUUUUUCKKKKCKCKC

>>42706349
Gj op.

Don't dip your pen in company ink bro.

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>>42706349
holly hell indeed

>>42706349
Don't fuck this up bro

>>42706197
this thread just achieved max par

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>>42706349
>sexual tension itensifies
>proceeds to talk about his mom and brother

>>42706310
The time of your post and the time in your pic is way off. Looks like you're full of shit but nobody noticed.

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>>42706349
Good luck OP

>>42706374
i thought the same thing lol

>>42706375
What are time zones?

>>42706374
>>42706374
OP with the ss foot fetish

>>42706331
this. youre already in dont fuck it up. let her mind race about it. make sure she texts you last then forget about her till you see her. bonus points if she double texts

>>42706384
He might also be a moron that doesn't know what am/pm is.

>>42706375
Kill yourself newfag
The time on the site is your local time you stupid cunt faggot.

>>42706381
A time zone is a region of the globe that observes a uniform standard time for legal, commercial, and social purposes. Time zones tend to follow the boundaries of countries and their subdivisions because it is convenient for areas in close commercial or other communication to keep the same time.

Retard doesn't know what a time zone is

>>42705907
Looks like a guys foot with nail polish

>>42705907
This sounds like a sound strategy, it invites a benign and safe way for the target to test the waters. I am impressed OP.

>>42706357
should I ask for a footjob?

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>>42706392
Subtle

>>42706405
Dont ask. Just stick her foot down your pants

>>42706168
y-you too

>>42706405
not right now

>>42706405
That's too much. Theres a big difference between the two. Just follow your plan, play it cool and if things get hot, you can ask

>>42706349
Holy
Fuck
OP did it.

>>42706399
retard doesn't know how to reply to a post

>>42706405
Not yet man

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>>42706440

Damn OP it's like she's holding a "PLEASE FUCK ME" sign and you are clueless. Be glad she really wants to fuck you and is willing to look past your austim

>>42706022
>browsing /b/

>>42706286
So do I have to move my face from feet to ass before braaap part or how would this work?

>>42706197
Holy shit posting in historic thread

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>>42706197
>>42706255
>>42706310
OP I am proud

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>>42706197
At this point I was 72% sure she is going straight to HR to report you for sexual harrasment and then to court for a restraining order

>>42706349
But you fucker managed to save it. What a fucking god.
>it's a date then

>>42706349
Well done you fucker. Give her one from me

Noice. Monitoring for further updates you madman.

>>42705945
Why is this a question?

>>42706168
Send her (You)

>>42706405
don't ask for it. just let the situation escalate if she rubs your dick with her feet "accidentally"

>>42706463
What happened in this picture?
Did someone think he was cool and super liberal for running over trump signs and got rekt for it because said signs had fucking spikes on their base, destroying the tires?

>>42706738
>asks a question then answers it

>>42706738
you were the one kid in school who only asked the dumbest questions, right?

>>42706515
braap can mean whatever you want it to mean

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>>42706022
>these days kids on /b/ are posting self-sourced nudes of the hottest 18 year olds youve ever seen
proof it bruge

>>42706591
>going straight to HR to report you for sexual harrasment and then to court for a restraining order
She kinda started it by sending him unsolicited pics of her feet though

>>42706197
add me in the screenshot

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>>42706349
if i ever tried anything like this i would probably get fired. how do you fucking do it.

how thick is your neck? your wrists?

>>42706405
no

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>>42706052
Anyone who thinks this is an appropriate response is retarded.
>girl knows your fetish
>sends you pics of them of her body
>"HEY WHATS WITH THE PICS"
seriously are you fucking retarded? What would she even respond here? Why needlessly make a girl who likes you uncomfortable.
The autism on this board amazes me.

The proper response to these texts is to play along
>yeah thanks for the free feet pics im gonna go wax the carrot now

>>42706819
>girl knows your fetish
What makes you think she knew about his foot fetish before he told her?

>>42706349
Oh shit toasting in epic bread.

>>42706829
Did you even fucking read the OP??

>>42706405
Just do normal date stuff, don't try to go straight to sex or weird foot sex in particular.

>>42706829
Read op nigger

retard

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>>42705907
>>42706168
>>42706197
>>42706255
>>42706310
>>42706349
MY WIZARD YOU DONE IT

Btw her feet aren't hot at all desu

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>>42706197
ABSOLUTE
B
S
O
L
U
T
E

LOCO
O
C
O

>>42706349
HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>42706349
Bust the fattest nut in her feet my man

Do it for us the mere mortals who dont have your balls

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>>42706349

I demand a collage be made for the inspirational threads

You better fucking update us tomorrow OP

You just made my morning, op
Godspeed you glorious bastard

>>42706969
this

Congratulations on the date OP
Now keep us updated you madman

>>42706049

Hope you're not too attached to that job

OP you're sending her the cringiest fucking texts, is this how you flirt with girls?

AND SHE'S STILL INTO IT. She wants your dick so badly. You literally cannot fuck this up.

Only advice from me is to try to seal the deal tonight, you know she's horny as fuck right now and trying to turn you on. Ask for more pics or invite her over.

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>>42706197
Include me in the screencap.

>>42706801
>probably get fired
"Probably"? How can you say that without having ever tried you pessimistic eunuch? You've never tried anything like this because you don't have the cajones. OP went for it. Take the risk or don't my man.

>>42707243

Companies like money, if you're making them money they will put up with a lot. If he's a good worker I'd say his chances of actually being fired are close to zero since she's into it.

I wouldn't do it, because it might blow up in my face and make it unpleasant to go to work, but I wouldn't be FIRED.

this is my fantasy

if you don't fuck her you're a fucking dumbass

>>42707300
I will honor your dubs and do it anon. Hopefully I'll be able to cum on her feet

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>>42706349

The more emoticons the hornier a woman is confirmed

Smiley face meme was true 10 years ago and it's still true to this day

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toasting in legendary bread

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>tfw no qt coworker to seduce you with her feet

did she send you any other pics?

>>42707336
No shit. General rule of thumb usage for guys is to never exceed her limit, stay 3-4 uses under hers per page of texts actually

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>>42707354
buddha was right, life is suffering

>>42706197
PMSL

now imagine if this happened with a tit fetish tho...

>tfw work in an office that is 100% men

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>>42705907
What, are you an idiot? Flip it on her and tell her her feet aren't that attractive or not to your taste. The joke is at your expense if you're ashamed of it and raises her value if she thinks you find something of her attractive; she's female - if you instead lower her presumed value and make her feel less worthwhile or desireable, you're both neutralizing the joke and putting her in her place. Do this and you will start seeing a change in her behavior, in fact if she's single I imagine she will start flirting with you because she will see you in a better light (nothing makes a woman want a man to want her more than him flat out telling her he doesn't find her attractive).

There's a reason being a jerk to someone in a club and hitting on their ugly friend instead works well.

>>42707409
how can somebody be this oblivious

>>42707409
> Flip it on her and tell her her feet aren't that attractive or not to your taste
kek'd thank you pussy destroyer

>>42705907
she wants to fuck give you a footjob
fuck her already you autistic sperg

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>>42706591
>she is going straight to HR to report you
Holy shit So much this god fucking dammit I cringed so hard my seat broke under me and I have to buy a new one from Amazon, OP what are you doingg goddammit.

>>42707402
>tit
>fetish

haha women turn me on i'm so fucked up

>>42707409
Even though this is fedora as fuck it's really your best way to save face.

>>42707409
did you read the part where OP did the opposite of that and now he's gonna fuck her?

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>>42707402

>tit fetish

is this you?

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>>42707484
ye thats me

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>>42706197
Ayyy

>>42707409
(you)

>>42706783
But she's a woman. She's already won in HR's eyes.

>>42707631
Read the whole thread incel. OP fucking went for it and fucking succeeded too. It was glorious

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>>42706349
typical womanspeak

notice how she says nothing which would reveal her intent and retains the ability to deny everything

>>42707657
This every fucking woman, makes me wanna be a faggot just because of it

>>42707710
i'm not surprised they do it, it gets them all the rewards without any of the risk

keep fucking posting man :(
never had the balls to tell a girl about my foot fetish

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>>42706349
>turns retarded text into a fugg
GJ Anon, we're all gonna make it.

>tfw will probably miss the inevitable follow up thread

how hot is your coworker anyway OP?

>>42707776
This is a very legit question. If possible we need a picture, or a picture of op at least.

>>42705907
Weak metatarsals. Your offspring will have pitiful calf development.

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>>42707776
I don't wanna post her face but she's a qt

Stick me in the screencap when OP sticks it in

>>42707803
looks qt

have fun op

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>>42707803

>>42706035
Are you fucking autistic

>>42706349
Nice job pulling off your alpha moment OP. Get that ass son.

Can you post your body,OP?

>>42707940
That wasn't an alpha moment she was into him he almost fucked it up, I'm betting he gives her a foot massage drops spaghetti everywhere and that's the end of that

>>42707803
can you post more of the feet pics she sent

>>42706310
Worst case... tomorrow she asks him to rub her feet at work and gets him fired.

>>42707409
You're an idiot

Girl sends you a picture of her feet
>Hurry Durr insult her


Nah mate, play it cool, shit girl youve got some sexy feet

>>42707803
>choker
>willing to accommodate your fetish

congrats friendo, you've bagged a kinky qt

>>42706049
shitting where you eat i never a good idea m8

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>>42706197
that hurt to read, anon

>>42706022
how is this confusing?
>be skinnyfat average joe
>women never pay attention to him
>single all of his developmental years, minimal interaction with females
>for whatever reason, decide to man up and actively work to improve self
>over time, improvement in appearance, no longer just an average guy
>females now interested
>guy literally does not know how to handle this because he has had minimal interaction with females up until this point in his life
Most guys who are actively dating and slaying in their 20s had an awkward phase in their early teen years where they were trying to learn how to interact with girls. Guys who do not get any attention from girls when they are in their early teens end up becoming adults with the dating skills and social abilities of a 14 year old. Experience isn't everything, but it is most definitely a huge building block to success in any aspect of life. Growth takes a while and not everyone starts at the same time

tell her she has ugly AF feet

>>42707210
Dont be this kind of fucking idiot.
That's even worse than OP

>>42706759
How is that a dumb question?
Maybe you don't understand because you are a mouth breather, so let me help you explain what is confusing about the situation:
1.) why does someone run over trump signs with their car? It does litterally nothing to anyone, they could remove them way more efficient by hand or could spray them or whatever. Anything would be more efficient to get the message across than driving over them with your car
2.) considering how stupid and random for scenario up there is, why would the signs have spikes on their base? How in hell would someone designing these things possible anticipate such scenario?

>>42705936
>>42705959
Beta as fuck and socially inept. If you were socially aware, it'd be easy to joke about it. Hard to say exactly what you should say because its not a formula. It depends on the person youre talking to. Shes clearly happy to joke around and comfortable enough to send pictures of something she knows is a fetish for you. No need to be this beta and self conscious when there isnt any need to be.

>>42706197
mad man making it

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>>42706349
>let me rub em
>s-sure
Holy shit, truly chad can get away with everything

>>42706106
For future reference, the simple "Are you trying to turn me on" keeps the conversation light.

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>>42708796
>Guys who do not get any attention from girls when they are in their early teens end up becoming adults with the dating skills and social abilities of a 14 year old

>>42707803
congrats anon

Mein negger

>>42705907
she isn't making fun of you, idiot. she wants you to worship her feet. stop being such a pathetic cuckold and tell her you want to jizz on her beautiful toes.

>>42706374
This. Wtf OP, you should just have told her you had something to do and would only get there at 1. Never overshare with a woman.

>>42708833
Have you been living under a rock? Libtards are the most aggressive political group in the country.

> not predictable
There are a lot of reports of retards tearing down Trump signs, be it stealing or vandalizing them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i0ynFirPS4

>>42708932
also shows that chad is a mindset

>>42707403

Anyone else know this feel

I just miss interacting with women

>>42709304
I used to miss it, now I work in a female dominated ambient and shit is pretty tiring, with the exception of maybe two colleagues, I keep my interactions with them on a superficial level

>>42706290
>>42678498

>>42705907
Start sending gore.

>>42706349

is this bitch 45 or some shit? The only people I've seen text like this are older women

>>42709304
>tfw studying engineering

it's even worse than I expected, fuck
it's all shut in virgins so I can't even capitalize on making friends

>>42706349
Nice dude

>>42706349
You were secretly a chad and knew the 'let me rub them' line would work all along, you sly dog

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>>42708796
14 year olds are probably better than me with women

>>42706349
One of us autists has made it.

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>>42708796
>Guys who do not get any attention from girls when they are in their early teens end up becoming adults with the dating skills and social abilities of a 14 year old.

It hurts so much. I was getting hit on last night and all three girls completely moved on because I just have no idea what to do. They probably think I'm a weirdo

>>42710282
can't wait for them to just spread their legs and invite you in anon. Women (who aren't drunk whores) play cat and mouse games. Do what OP did and just put it all on the table

>>42710282
>>42710484
also stop being afraid of rejection. Despite the popular belief on this board, even Chad strikes out sometimes.

>>42710484
The first girl started talking to me directly, but I just failed to say anything interesting. Then the next girl made up this whole weird ass story to tell the entire group and at the end it turns out she was just bullshiting for no reason. But she kept looking at me so I think she wanted me to say something but I just had no idea what to even say.

They stopped talking to me the rest of the night

>>42710519
are you shy in general or just with girls? If it's just girls you have trouble with try talking to them like one of the guys

>>42709287
How to get chad mindset?

>>42710558
Don't give a fuck and be bold

>>42710558
study Chad and mimick him.
Acting confident creates confidence!
FAKE IT TIL YOU MAKE IT!

>>42710539
I used to be shy with everyone. I opened up to guys, but if I think a girl is pretty I have trouble even looking at her. I'm always self-conscious when around a pretty girl.

I feel like conversation with guys flows normally and there's usually some direction or theme of the conversation. Girls just say something and I just try to same something kind of related back

Every time I talk to girls I can feel them cringe inside a little bit about how bad my conversation skills are. My autism/childhood bullying clearly shines through and they can tell I'm not quite all there in the conversation.

The people around me can just effortlessly make these girls laugh. A girl will make 2-3 attempts to try and interact with me before just giving up like I'm hopeless

My heart hurts

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>>42706168
>foot fetish
you deserve this you autistic freak

>>42706168
She wants your rod senpai

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>>42706197
LET ME IN THE SCREENSHOT BOSS

OP, you have done us proud today.

>>42705907
>>42706168
>>42706197
>>42706255
>>42706310
>>42706349
knew this was gonna be a good thread

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>>42706197
>you should let me rub them tomorrow

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>>42706197
mayday mayday
Oh we're going in hot

OP
Post a photo of her and update us tomorrow

>>42706310
Start at her foot and move up to her poon. SLOWLY

>>42710727
He posted a pic you imbecile
>>42707803

>>42710778
Sorry bro it's 3am and I skimmed through on phone

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>>42706197

When you rub her feet make sure you put her feet in her lap and make them "accidentally" touch your dink gauge the reaction from there.

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>>42706197
Here we go

>>42706349
>people doubted
nice la

>>42710873
I'm still waiting for OP to report back. I hope this thread lives until he scores a footjob.

>>42706349
THIS CAN'T BE FUCKING SERIOUS! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I'M REEING OUT OVER HERE!

>>42710890
OP here. Monitoring, she is coming over shortly sit tight bros

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>>42706349
god speed my man

>>42710969
godspeed

>>42710969
Remember, don't ask for a foot job unless things get hot and heavy, maybe jokingly 'accidentally' put her feet on your dick

>>42710969
Holy shit my dude I just saw this thread. Do it OP. Give her your lil oodle noodle.

>>42705907
Tel her to send pussy pics of gtfo.

>>42710969
So how is this going to go down exactly? She's going to show up at your place and you just start massaging her feet right off the bat? I would have no idea wtf to do

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>>42710969

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>>42710969
GO FOR IT

>>42711061
Same :(
Are we hopeless, anon?

Just text her
"you know I'm jacking off to these, right?
Lmao, I can't believe you believed that idiot, hey, you wanna go out for some drinks later this week?"

>>42711178
That's the fucking worst thing you could possibly text, you are retarded, and OP already nailed it.

>>42705907
Hope you completely fail you disgusting fucking foot fag. End yourself.

>>42708833
Use your brain moron. Someone ran over them before so this time the person put spikes and then someone ran over them again and got fucked.

>>42711219
Shh, I just got here. Just finished reading the thread. OP is just lucky she's a THOT

>>42711220
This, I hope she wears shoes without socks all day and infects you with athlete's mouth or something.

>>42708844
>Shes clearly happy to joke around and comfortable enough to send pictures of something she knows is a fetish for you.
If she didn't like OP, she would have no contact with him.

>>42711245
Don't "Shh" at me.

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>>42711258

>>42710599
Anyone have any advise to overcome this anons situation? Because it's mine too.

I lost weight and now I'm getting attention for girls. It's been almost a year but I just can't talk to them

I think I hate them a little bit too because I know they're only talking to me because I'm good looking now. It's like I do not even want to talk to them, I just want to say "Well clearly you're only giving me attention now because you consider me a potential fuck so lets just cut the conversational foreplay"

I want to talk to them and charm them but I don't even respect them anymore. My social complete inexperience talking to girls has combined with contempt and now I'm so lonely

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>>42706002
Scandinavian dogfood forum

Thanks for the only thing to make me laugh this week

>>42711220
This. Fucking degenerate.

S-so one of us is finally going to get pussy?

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>>42706197

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This is a good one

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>>42706197
If you tell someone you work with you want to rub their feet you're gonna have a bad time

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WE'RE TAKING OFF

>>42711410
THE GREAT HABBENING OF OUR TIME

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>>42711410
HAPPENING

>>42711410
BENIS IN FOOT

>>42711410
holy shit man fuck

t. mad jelly

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>>42711410
Disgusting

>>42711385
this is going in the screencap fo sho

>>42711410
don't forget to post updates during the sex

>>42711410
>Wears loose jeans
Confirmed out of shape. Congrats OP.

foot fetish confirmed patrician

>>42711410
Oh boi he made it

>>42711410
what the fuck are those jeans though

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>>42711410
OP you sick cunt

>>42711410
I'm more surprised she let him take pic. This girl really wants his D

>>42711410
OH BOY TIME FOR FOOT PUSSY

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>>42711410
Ask her if she wants the ol' natty lickaroo

>>42711410
>>42711410
wait why the fuck is she wearing those disgusting boot cut construction worker jeans lmfao

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>>42711410
Some Anon should've warned OP about not to fuck Co-Workers.
Anyway, good fuck OP!

>>42711505
Did someone say natty lickaroo?

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>>42711410
this nigga makin' it

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she took her pants off and is laying on me!

>>42711410
tell her not to cut her nails so short jesus my fetishism has standards

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>>42711526
DO IT NOW

>>42711526
unpossible

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>was one of the very first people to tell OP to just go for it

you made it, you beautiful bastard.

>>42711526
op has soft autistic hands and gangly fingers perfect for arranging his dinosaurs from biggest to smallest

>>42711526
>>42711410

no way this motherfucker is autistic enough to still be taking pics

is this a ruse

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>>42705907
>>42706168
>>42706197
>>42706255
>>42706310
>>42706349
>>42707803
>>42711410
from wizard to chad in seven posts. godspeed you glorious fucker

>>42711526
What is going on here

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>>42711526

>>42711410
Her feet are actually disgusting, you don't have a foot fetish you lying faggot.

>>42711545
there's no way a girl you work with will let you touch her feet and take pictures of her thong the very first time you hang out

definite ruse

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>>42711526
Is that Trailer Park Boys I see?

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Include me in the screenshot

>>42711526
TWIST IT
BOP IT
SMASH IT
PASS IT

>>42711567
t. virgin

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>>42711567
She will if you're Chad you fucking pathetic incel

>>42710969
I love how OP has a squad of autists supporting him as he tries to shag her.

BUMP LIMIT REACHED, WE NEED A NEW THREAD OP

>>42711567
This.
Something's fucky here.

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>>42711526
>>42711410
GODSPEED OP

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>>42711526
Holy shit, OP actually did it

Include me in historic bread

>>42711629
THE FUCKING MADMAN

>>42711629
BEAUTIFUL
OP did it

>>42711629
>foot tattoo

intothetrashitgoes.tiff

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>>42711629
ITS HER FOOT
IN
HIS
PANTS

OP stop posting until you're done fucking her though

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>>42711629
holy fuck he fucking did it

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>>42711629
>Foot tattoo
Boy what a catch...

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>>42711629
THE GREATEST NARRATIVE OF OUR TIME

lol i'm jerking off now l

>tfw no qt feet in my pants

>>42711629
>>42711526
>>42711410
does she know about this thread?
WTF OP, is this real? you're hanging out with her and shes letting you take pictures and post them on 4chan in real time.

>Want to hate OP for being a footfag
>Can't stop respecting the fact that not only did he get her in on his shitty fetish but she was also ok with him exposing his powerlevel by posting it here

>>42711699
she has no idea. I just told her I'm memeing lol fucking normies