>be me
>want to start lifting so I can stop being a weak faggot (stronger than average person right now but weak compared to you fags)
>don't want to go to gym cause I don't like being around people and I don't want to be on or touch gym equipment that other people lay on and touch cause fuck that
>decide to order like 500 dollars worth of lifting equipment (power rack, bench, bar, weights)
>post on /fit/
>/fit/ tells me I didn't buy enough weights
>order more weights half a day later
>should have them in like a week
>gonna have 205 pounds total (between bar and all weights), will get more 45s as needed
>gonna lift at least 3 but maybe 5-7 times a week (some people say lifting 3 times is ideal and more than that impedes progress, but fuck that, I don't believe them)
>tfw gonna be /fit/ as fuck in a year
>tfw gonna be a god
>tfw not gonna be a weak fuck anymore
I'm gonna make it, /fit/. We're all gonna make it.