/fraud/ Steroids General

Get your fucking general off /fit/ you losers.
Fuck you, fuck reddit, and fuck steroids.

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>>42697342
>this natty rage

Don't worry, just another few years of lifting and you might look like I did after my first cycle.

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>>42697329

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>>42697382

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>>42697404

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>Been making homemade soylent without soy (Use instant oats, whey protein, and a lot of other stuff)
>Hitting all my macros with autistic precision
>Never have to spend time cooking
>Body odour is completly gone
>Save so much money and time on food that roids are nearly free
This is the life

>water fasting on gear

Nothing better :^)

>>42697459
you forgot to tell us about liquid shits 3 times a day

How much you yanks paying for pharma test roughly?

>>42697524
Actually my shits are more firm than ever.
Every poop I have is a ghost poop. It just plops out, and every time I go to wipe there is nothing there at all.

>>42697524
psyllium husk nigga

>>42697548
>pharma test
lmao

>>42697720
Only get UGL then?

>>42697459

Teach me how to do this pl

>>42697364
Any advice on getting and using gear
Thinking about it but not willing to risk
Some impure shit

>>42697986
pharma test is expensive af and UGL test works nearly just as good.

>>42698138
bumping my question from last tred >>42694439

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>>42697459
So basically proats + ... psyllium husks? What's your recipe sempai? I do love me some proats. Got some glazed donut flavoured whey from MyProtein and it's god-tier with a cup of quick oats.

Can you take ibuprofen while on gear? Like once in a while, not popping it multiple times a day

Was thinking of going on a 1 week water fast during my booked holidays so I can meme cleanse myself, and I suppose lose 7lbs as well.

I'm taking a moderate dose of TMT so there really shouldn't be any loss of muscle.repost

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>>42698240
I do all the time and haven't keeled over yet, but then again Pianoman got away with it until he didn't too.

>>42698201
i dont know what recomping is, anon.

I'm 18 and 5' 7".
I want to grow taller if possible. My dad is 5' 7" and my mom is probably about 5' 4".
Should I take HGH? Dosage etc?
I have looked into the negative side effects and I think that the positives outweigh the negatives.

>>42698327
hgh COULD make you grow taller if you would pin it as a child. It's too late now.

>>42698369
p sure HGH could work at the age of 18

>>42698327
the problem is not wether or not HGH could make you taller.

THe problem is getting your hands on legit HGH that doesnt cost you 500€ per month

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>>42697329
why is the pic of the natty lord in a steroids general?

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>>42698402
I'm more surprised there hasn't been a single Bioshock reference in the OP, ever

>>42698131
If only there was some sort of resource that was avaiable, like... a wiki of sorts.

Shame. Sorry, can't help you my dude.

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why do i even live?

So just uh hypothetically speaking. If I took 5mg of mtren and I'm not dead is it safe to say it's at least partially bunk?

>>42699462
The gains brother, we all live for the unlimited gains.

>>42697459
teach me your wheys

Why is testosterone so shit? I've injected nearly a full vial over the last 3 weeks and I don't look any different, don't feel any different, and am sure as shit not stronger. In fact, I've been dieting harder than ever and my weight has somehow been staying the same. I am defying the laws of thermodynamics somehow. God, I hate testosterone. What a meme fucking hormone. I was foolish to think that something naturally in our bodies would have any chance at actually turning me into a mutant.

>>42700361
is this some kind of new meme

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Left is what I'm normally with, right is what just happened. What the fuck /fraud/, did I hit a vein? Also how much of my gear would have leaked out, all of it?

>>42700361
Sounds like it was bunk mate, sorry. Chuck the rest away and try and different brand. Med Tech is good if you're in the UK

>>42700607
capilarry, vein, who cares.

Some of it leaked, but not enough to make a second pin worth it

>>42700638
He's memeing but 3 weeks is no time. Most feel this way on their first blast regardless.

>>42700643
I'm just thinking, EQ thickens the blood doesn't it. Could it have just been a little bit dramatic because my RBC count will be high?

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>>42697459

You're retarded but eat a can of tuna a day and you'll be alright. If you were smart; you'd have lecithin granules or eggs in that mix. Hell, why not just eat eggs?

Apparently you have amazing willpower to eat nothing but shit. Personally, I can't, I crave meat and potatoes constantly. Eggplant and tomatoes as well.
I'd rather not eat than sustain on the liquid equivalent of cereal.

>>42697510

Bait? It defeats the purpose. Steroids prevent muscle loss but if there's no protein in the first place you're just killing yourself. Basically instructing the body "preserve the muscle but fuck everything else".
You have to realize you're breaking natural hormesis by using steroids.

>>42700361

I've injected a full vial over the past 2 weeks and I feel great and have been horny as fuck. Basically spend all free time watching porn as the GF is visiting family. After a year off, strength has increased 30% in 2 weeks. Maybe your dealer is shit.

> I am defying the laws of thermodynamics somehow

Calories in calories out != thermodynamics. Body is a complex system. I keep telling people this, it's based on genetics. My weight never changes no matter what I do and I've done some crazy shit. Try eating no protein, only beer, for an entire year. Weight didn't change, ever.

>>42700361
I know how you feel. I drank a whole vial last week and I still don't feel anything

>>42700728
Kek

>>42700728
drink it? I thought ur supposed to rub it on the muscles you want to become bigger?

Thats what i have been doing, works great so far.

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>>42700682
I blend oat flour, potato flour and whey during the day and eat 2-3 white potatoes and 2lbs beef for dinner. Depends on how carbs impact you. I love oat flour for the convenience.

>>42700664
Not him, but is it really a common thing? I've been running a noob 500mg cycle (I'm not an idiot either, I know how to eat/lift, powerlifted for several years) and don't feel anything at all (about 40 days into it). I think my forearms and delts got a little bit bigger. Maybe. Nothing significant at all.

>>42700762
took me a full 2 months to start notice anything.

Before that, i only noticed increased vascularity

>>42700739
I sprinkle it on my fries. It only takes a couple of weeks to completely leave humanity behind.

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> when you're still disappointed over Eurovision 2017 and nobody in the USA understands

I can't find one good performance. Not one. And it's constantly broadcasting "celebrate diversity" before every shit show. Here's Russia in 2015...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2gbKglCL5s

>>42700749

I doubt the soylent fan is eating 2 lbs beef and potatoes for dinner. Sure, oats are great, but this soylent cult thinks they can sustain on macros alone.

>>42700664

I always feel the steroids the next day but I don't naturally produce much Test. But still, you should be able to feel it. The amount of time I spend looking at women's asses in public is directly proportionate to the amount of Test I'm on. Hell, just today I got a hard on because a middle-aged woman in front of me with a fat ass was bent over for too long.

>>42700859
He said soylent w/o soy so I'm assuming he was using that more as a descriptor towards drinking his calories.

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>>42700881

I get that but following the concept of soylent is flawed in itself. He thinks he can save money and remain healthy by only eating processed shakes.

DID YOU GUYS LEARN NOTHING FROM BEN AFFLECK?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mHQ2np6KyU

NOTHING???

>>42697329
REMINDER:
No amout of steroids will fix your BETA-AS-FUCK lack of personality, make you intelligent if you're dumb, make you funny if you have no sense of humor or a shit sense of humor, make you interesting if you're dull, make your face handsome if you're ugly, or make you taller if you're a manlet. They won't make you brave in the face of all the bullies that obviously dominated you, or make you stand up to your (step)father who used to beat you. It won't cure your crippling autism. It won't do ANYTHING other than give you circus-freak muscles that everyone knows are fake, making you more of a target for ridicule, mockery, and bullying.

>>42700992
Yeah but they make me yuge so... I'm gonna keep using them.

>>42700749
holy fuck bimbo I haven't seen you posting in a while after what happened, looking swole as fuck my brother. Are you still squatting 2plaet 10x10? it piss

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>>42700940

Steroids are the best thing that ever happened to me. I don't naturally produce Testosterone in adulthood for whatever reason and before steroids I was just a fat tired mess living in a fog. My libido was so low I did #NoFap for 2 years.

Originally my endocrinologist put me on Androgel but cut me off after 3 months. So I took to the black market. Now I'm making my own.

>>42700992
> It won't do ANYTHING other than give you circus-freak muscles that everyone knows are fake,

This isn't remotely true. Steroids have gotten me into a lot of trouble involving 20 girls off Tinder.

>>42700940
The irony is that he fucked himself up roiding for that batman role in bvs.

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>up to 32mg asin ed for 500 test

Watching Bigger, Faster, Stronger.

The anti-steroid people are fucking retarded. Some kids kill themselves and instead of taking responsibility for their shit parenting or all the shit anti-depressants they pump into them they just blame the steroids.

The doctor on there just like "It's a shame the kid died but he was on a whole bunch of other stuff, he had problems"

*cuts to the father*

HEY, MUH SON IS DEAD THO, YOU CAN TAKE ALL YOUR INTELLECTUAL STUDIES, THEY MEAN NOTHING TO ME, MUH SON IS DEAD FROM STEROIDS

>>42701394
Also it's fucking hilarious how the brothers tell their parents that they've taken steroids and the mother is like "MAH GAWD".

Really? You had no fucking idea your jacked up son was on gear? How can you be so naive, it's unbelievable.

>>42701321
What the fuck is wrong with you

>>42701458
Im gods favorite joke

>>42701039
>that ass

hnnnggg fuck she definitely makes sure she doesn't skip squats

>>42700859
>I always feel the steroids the next day but I don't naturally produce much Test. But still, you should be able to feel it. The amount of time I spend looking at women's asses in public is directly proportionate to the amount of Test I'm on
Yes, this exactly. My first pin within an hour I had the hardest most incredible erection for absolutely no reason.

Not even tren makes me as horny as high test does. Test is best folks.

what anime are you watching right now jerry

>>42701616
densetsu no numale: /fraud/ gaiden and e2 no hime

Wanted to say thanks for the help yesterday ordered my first real cycle, very excited. PCT should be here very soon, but today I went to a local shop and found something interesting. YK-11, basically a steroid (DHT) derivative, with myostatin inhibition properties. and not just small effects, it boosts follistatin beyond what traditional anabolics will. Just wanted a boost to gain this last 10lbs I wanted before my cycle so well see how it goes, no idea what to take for pct or cycle support but I may roll straight into my Dbol/Test E cycle and PCT after that. Anyways I'll update in a week, most people say it is very quick to act. That or Ill leave humanity behind.

>>42700682
how fucking hard is it to put doors on your cabinets

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>>42701667

It's not hard but idk what you mean. I fix cars so cabinets are nothing.

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>>42701394
>kid kills himself because he's a closeted homo on anti-depressants (watch again if you need to, kid was seriously gay)
>burgerclap dad goes on crusade against sterons

>>42701631
Lmao you fuck

>>42701616
New game!!, centaur, and aho girl this season

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>>42701631

nice

>>42697548
>>42698138
2,8€ per 1ml 250mg
Not expensive at all
>>42700010
I took 1mg for 2weeks and didnt notice anything until i did bloodwork and my doc urged me whatever the hell i take i should stop, liver values had been 3x the max or something
>>42701321
Feel sorry for you jerry let me hug you
>>42701634
Are you one from yesterday who was concerned about 16 over 12 weeks test cycle?
And now you fooling around with experimental myostatin and follistatin???
Damn i thought you are not stupid. But you will get bunk shit anyway

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balding might not be so bad after all balding might not be so bad after all balding might not be so bad after all balding might not be so bad after all balding might not be so bad after all balding might not be so bad after all

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how does it feel thinking Boogie may live longer?

>>42702155
Quick death vs Slow death, meh

>>42702155
i think rich piana had a more meaningful life than boogie.

not by much but atleast by a bit.

>>42702155
>the person who doesnt snort cocaine daily outlives the one who does

no shit

>>42700682
>I crave ... eggplant as well

Out of all the delicious things to crave, how do you cook eggplant that makes you actually crave it. I've enjoyed eggplant, sort of, but I've never had such a good meal with eggplant that I craved it.

>>42702135
Test improved my hairline...and I had MPB before starting

I'm hormonally suitable for TRT. what goodies can I get?

>>42702038
Yeah so idk what is in this stuff, is there any way I can sent in a "YK-11" capsule somewhere to have it tested for what it is? This dude had some rare pro-hormones in his shop and alot of questionable stuff I've been going to his shop for years hes a knowledgeable guy but is always peddling sketchy shit otc.

why is between-chest roid zits a thing ree

Testing out Chink HGH after using Pharma
Fucking red welts from injections.

i knew their claims to be almost as good as pharma was too good to be true. Ohh well back to ridiculous pharma prices.

Starting 3rd cycle soon. Wanna throw in something to cut (at 15% currently). Mast or winny? I've never done either..

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Anyone on fraud gonna play Destiny 2 when it's out? I love having a time-sink available for when I have the time to play it, and Destiny looks alright since WoW and Overwatch are shite

>>42702628
You didnt aswer if you actualy the guy i refered to but i just assume it now.

You worried that 4weeks more on test makes it dangerous. A natural hormone which was first synthesized around 70years ago and has been tested and studied a shittone by a shittone of doctors chemists etc...

And now you go out and buy a sarm wiähich has been discovered 6years ago which also has virtualy no studies at all. No one knows the probable side effects no one knows the probable long term effects / side effect. No one did a studie on humans and it is still not every thing know about how myostatin actualy works and how it stops grows in organs but not muscels etc..

My point is, if you take something take what is known studied proofed and side effects known.
Dont fuck around with research stuff that can potentioaly alter your fucking dna
If you realy want to yolo and dont give a fuck just start with gramms of test tren deca eq amd hgh thats at least somewhat studied

>>42703615
We know one thing about people with myostatin deficiency. They don't live very long due to the fact that their hearts grow big as fuck.

bet you can't guess what I'm currently eating

>>42704859
are you a chad?

>>42704896
no

If my chest hair and beard is still developing, is there any chance my benis length might see some further development as well? I'm 23

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REDPILL ME ON SDROL ANONS

>Gym owner is endorced by a pharamacy that makes roids
>they literally made a conference with a doctor explaining how to use them
>you can literally walk to the gym and buy them

I'm actually phased, why there's no regulation on this kind of stuff.

>>42705377
I like it. good value. good strength. pretty harsh though. no bp issues for me though

>>42705682
compare to adrol plz

>>42705412
What country?

Great stuff from LGD. How does rad 140 compare? Is it worth the extra cost or am I better off sticking with LGD

How do you guys dose Cialis? 20 mg too much to jump into if I'm expecting sex within a few hours?

>>42705377
I like it

>>42697329
Let's say I take roids as an autist. I sperg out under pressure as it is and I'm more than familiar with the concept of roid rage.
How do you personally cope with roid rage? Anything you take to offset it?

Cause of Rich Piana's passing, Chanel responds & TMZ Exposed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpZ1iqx3uOE

>>42706096
Roid rage is caused by your e2 being fuckup.

I get i very irritated when my e2 is too low or high. If your e2 is in good range there is no such thing as roid rage. I could easily snap when someone is just breathing when my e2 is fuckup.

Anyone else pin subQ? On TRT and I keep getting soreness after pinning test. I've been using a 27g 1/2 inch needle on abdomen and quads. One time I used a 31g needle that I use for HCG for test and it took a longass time to draw but there was no soreness afterwards, so should I try to use a smaller needle than the 27g?

Any other injection sites you'd recommend?

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>>42706390
>drawing and pinning with same needle

>>42706294
Very informative video.

It's funny how everyone just states how steroids killed him. Especially coming from the media who never report anything about bodybuilding and suddenly all have a PHD in Cardiovascular Research.

PMMA, Adderell, body weight, bad diet.


>>42706390
Shoulders and glutes are the least painful. I do everything with a 25g. I used to pin with 21g in my glutes.

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Only in Japan can you meant a guy who figures out that you are a huge hentai so he m takes you to a small bar that only sits 6 people and the bartender is a smol cute Japanese girl in a one piece swimsuit and you some how convince her to take it off so you can try it on but since you are a foot taller and 110 pounds heavier than her you can only get it around your waist so you come back out to the bar and everyone buys you drinks for trying and the night ends up with her sing you a love live song and then adds you on line. Dear fuck I love this country. Did I do good Jerry senpai?

>>42706476
I live in khabarovsk. Thinking about taking a boat to japan and live there as illegal alien in forest or small town. I can hunt, but i need a gun, i can fish, but only ever fished in river waters, i worked with boats for a bit, so maybe i could be a repairman. Or maybe a cargo lifting man, that's always and opportunity for a physically fit guy, right?

>>42706476
Why no snusnu?

>>42706513
Who says I didn't
>>42706506
Be a roppongi bouncer or whore hustler

>>42706476
Have you worked out in Japan at all? What are the gyms like?

>>42701724
Is this a big guy reference?

>>42706472
>25g

I just swapped to 18g drawing, 22g injecting and the needle feels tiny and slow as fuck.
Used to draw and pin everything with 22g.

Can't imagine injecting with 25g, although inserting seems smooth.

>>42706751
>Can't imagine injecting with 25g, although inserting seems smooth.
Yeah i thought the same first. I used to inject with 21g all the time in my glutes, because i have read this on Dutch websites. But during cutting i switched to 23g and then to 25g and it worked out fine. Wouldn't recommend if you're fat of course.

My gf is a nurse in training and she;s saying that they inject patients even with a 21g in quads and shoulders, which seems too crazy for me. But then again, 70% of the people are overweight or skinny fat the rest is anorexia. They only use 23g for anorexia patients.

>>42703288
The first Destiny was shit. Everyone cleared the content in like 2 days and then you just had to wait for months while they slowly trickled more content out.

>>42703288
I got it for free with my 1080ti so I'll be giving it a shot.

>>42706822
I pinned quads with 21g, I'd hit nerves or veins so often.
Pushing 2ml with 22g takes forever, whats it like on 25g?

surely not everyone here started roiding when they hit their natty limit right? how fit should you be before beginning? does it matter?

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>>42706869
>I pinned quads with 21g
Fuck that must hurt like hell. Even 25g feels shitty for my quads sometimes.

I don;t know, i don't pin myself anymore. Sometimes it goes well, sometimes it doesn't according to my gf. I would never pin myself anymore with 21g.

But you should try 25g it's a godsend when you're coming from 21-22g

>>42706948
I worked out for 2 years from the age of about 17-19 but then I wrecked my shoulder and stopped working out for 2 years (the injury took a few months to heal but by that time I got lazy and just stopped altogether). I lost a lot of my gains.

I started working out again at 21 and after 6 months I was getting annoyed that I was no longer as big as I used to be and it felt like I was basically wasting my time (it might sound stupid but that's how I felt) so I started taking roids.

Basically, I've been doing cycles for 2 and a half years now and I'm fine, no problems after only having a 6 month natty buffer.

In answer to your question, I personally don't think you need to reach your natty limit first. I feel like the people that do that just want to be able to say "Well it's not cheating because I already reached my limit!". I know several people who definitely didn't reach their limit either and they're on gear, it will be fine, just don't jump straight into them from nothing.

>>42706988
thanks anon

>>42703288
Yakuza kiwami m8

>>42706988
>I personally don't think you need to reach your natty limit first.

Well, it doesn't really matter what you think, since you don't understand science.

If you aren't approaching your natty limit, you will not cause neonucleation of muscle fibers through steroid use. If you don't cause neonucleation, you will lose all of your gains from steroids over time, leaving you with damaged organs for nothing.

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>>42706948
>surely not everyone here started roiding when they hit their natty limit right?
lmao, you're at the right place.

I bet most of the people here are not even hitting the natty limit WITH steroids, let alone without them.

Just make sure you have a clear view on how to diet and train properly. Most people on steroids tend to get fucking lazy because muhh zyzz tren secret poition delusional cancer brain cells.

See it like; if you can't grow natty, you won't grow on steroids. Period.

How often and to whom do you guys admit you're on something if asked? Deny to everyone? Only close friends?

>>42707030
>>42707030
Deny everything until death. For normies steroids as as bad as injecting heroin because of our knowledgeable media.

And beside that. What benefit will it bring you if you tell them? Ignorance is bliss.

>>42706822
Dutch bb forums are utter shit

>>42707023
Except research has proven that steroid users living normal lives and barely doing ANY training whatsoever gain more muscle mass than natty lifters.

>>42707023
I would like to know how nutrition works properly as i am tired of being dyel. Most likely the reason for no gainz from the gym is hidden in the bad nutrition that i am using. Here you cant get sterons so natty is the only way to go

>>42707030
Told my close friend who also goes to the gym because I felt sorry for him. He was going the same number of times as me but I was obviously getting YUGE while he was making slow progress, he asked me what I was doing that he wasn't and I just openly told him I was on gear. He didn't mind, he was just like "Ah, I suspected it was something like that but I didn't want to accuse you of anything"

My father once asked me if I was on gear and I said no "J-Just eating a lot, I'm on a bulk". I'll maybe tell him one day but I just couldn't be bothered to have that conversation at the time.

>>42707083
>Here you cant get sterons so natty is the only way to go

What country do you live in if you don't mind me asing?

>>42707074
LBM? No water nor glycogen weight? Are you not aware of the fact that it's pretty fucking hard to gain REAL LBM no fucking water and glycogen weight. Even with steroids and a proper diet it is. Muscles don't grow on trees, you should know that as a certified dyel.

But let's put that theory into perspective; so, according to that study everyone over here would turn into mass monsters. But yet, most over here are more dyel than natty lifters. Makes you think.

Stop being so fucking naive and get out that fucking fairy tale of yours that you call reality, dumbshit.


>>42707083
You know how Google works, you know how to diet properly. Stop being so lazy and stop being dependent on other people. There are tons of websites that tell you what to do.

You won't achieve anything by just nagging and being fucking negative.

Without proper food there is NO fucking way you going to end up looking good. Not with steroids, not with training, nothing.

>off tren for 2 weeks
>feel depressed

Yeah fraud explain this shit.

>>42707149
There's so much retarded advice about diet on the internet. Natty recoming at maintenance is a huge meme, everyone has a different opinion about what eating clean is. Tbqh dieting natty is as simple as cutting at a reasonable speed and bulking at 200kcal surplus while not eating garbage.

Is DHEA a steroid?

>>42700607
you probably just pierced a vein with the needle and i dont think any oil would have leaked out more than normally
>>42700666
i dont think thats how it works..

>>42707173
>Yeah fraud explain this shit.

1. Stop looking at my pictures
2. Stop looking at yourself in the mirror

>>42707191
It's no rocket science. t.b.h I never counted a kcal in my life. I wouldn't say it's the most efficient way, but it works for me. Never change a winning team.

You want to bulk? Add more clean carbs to every meal(e.g oats, rice, pasta etc)
Cutting?( cut out of the carbs more protons and fats)

Bulk; High carb/med protein/med fats
Cutting; Low carb/ high protein/high/med fats + 1/2 refeed days with high carbs. Lot's of water, more cardio(best HITT and after training 20/30Min)

>>42707227
I cut with higher carb % of calories than bulking because I have more energy to lift that way.

>>42707265
a kcal deficit is a kcal deficit, with or without carbs. I find it easier to just cut out all the carbs so my body get energy from body fat sources.

>>42707104
Poland for the time being

>>42707305
Do you remember what you were on the first cycle?

>>42707074
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/8637535/

Also this

>>42707329
how the fuck can you not get sterons in poland
it and greece are the biggest eu suppliers

Why do gaybois advocate going to the doctor at the slightest sign of infection?? Just like my man Richie panini said, the body fixes that shit by itself if you put ice on it in most cases, and supplement with some anti inflammatory. Give that shit a week, if swelling hasn't gone down, go to the doc, not the fucking day after you injected and it's red and swollen

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This is 2 weeks ago...
I've grown a bit since then but I can never get it down on camera, fucking shit s6.

Will I ever make it lads or am I made for the eternal >roiding for this

Pls ignore gay pose

>>42706974
I'll give a shot.
Quads is all about hitting the right place but a more narrow needle certainly makes it easier.

>>42707414
A guy i know from work will soon get back to me if he can fix something for me or not. Never ordered sterons online as it concerns me

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>>42697382
>>42697404
>>42697413

gj

>>42707469
Good job

>I've grown a bit since then but I can never get it down on camera, fucking shit s6.
that's the reason i never make pictures anymore. I literally look dyel on every picture made by that fucking cancerous camera on s7

You should really.

>>42707655
Camera takes away all definition, striations and mass., turns it into a blurry mess and fucks up the colors...

>>42707469
>Roiding for this

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>>42707707
And lighting can also be a bitch.

>>42707789
How tall are you

>>42707021
this is very very stupid

>>42707707
>>42707789
Distance also plays a key role, expecially when using a mobile phone to take the pictures because the lens is tiny.

When somebody takes a picture of me I look normal but if I take a selfie my face looks retarded, it's all about the angle and the distance from the lens.

I find that if you set the phone down on something and put it on a timer so you can take a few steps back, it will produce better looking images than the ones in front of a mirror.

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>>42707824
>>42707810
Does it matter if i tell you? You will think i am a manlet, no matter what i tell you. Since this this is(what you think) the only thing you have against me.

>>42707824
>if I take a selfie my face looks retarded, it's all about the angle and the distance from the lens.
this. when i take a selfie i look like a 2/10 but with front camera in the mirror i look like a 8/10 at least, right guys

>I find that if you set the phone down on something and put it on a timer so you can take a few steps back, it will produce better looking images than the ones in front of a mirror.
I agree also on this.

>at work
>getting some coffee
>checking my abs in the reflection of the coffee machine
>mirin myself
>suddenly hearing the hr manager sneaking behind me
>''hi''
>go back to pc at office
>log in
>at the same time as i logged in colleague is rushing to my place
>i was not aware i had all my semi naked pictures screen still open
>awkwardly clicking it away

fucking hell, how did this happen 2 times in in a row

>>42707918
aye lmao kek bretheren.

Question is why are you viewing your own body pics at work lmao.

Or are you an office fag and have so much free time.

>>42707974
Isn't he in IT, they get paid lodesamone for doing jack shit.

>>42707974
Because i post them over here? And i like to look at my own pictures to motivate myself to no kill myself to kill myself whenever i want to be alive.

>Or are you an office fag and have so much free time.
Yes. It really varies. Sometimes i really don't even time to breathe and sometimes i am just doing nothing. Depending on the status of the projects i am doing. Currently i need to wait on the supplier/developers and on Friday it's always really quiet with the tickets

Im about to stop my blast if I cant figure out this estro bs

>>42706476
You fuck

>>42707014
My nigger

>>42708043
>IT
Use your phone, pajeet

>>42707789
I think this is the first time I see you type lighting correctly

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>>42708043
He's dumb. I critique my own pictures all the time.

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>>42708080
>pic related is a godsend for the illiterates like me
Y'all old fashion with your so called intelligence.

>>42708071
fucking pajeets. I FKCING HATE PAJTEESSSSSSSS


>>42708085
Sexy

>>42708126
well you usually type lightning, which is also a real word, just not the right one

>>42708043
Im a technician and whenever i have to do work in an office i see people drinking coffee and having a chatter with others for like 40 mins straight.
Then they get back to work for maybe 1-2 hours, just to have another coffee and chatter for halph an hour.

Guess i have to change my profession. It would be even easier to impress people, because so far from all the office buildings i have visited, 90% of the men are dyel SJW cuck bois

>>42708146
autism

>>42703288
Play Warframe, it's a non shit version of Destiny, 100000x bigger and they update content constantly.

>>42707974
>he doesn't exclusively wank to his own body shots

Sounds like you're not working out hard enough breh. If you don't get hard from your own joocy gains then you're probably a skeleton and also gay.

>>42707014
Das it mane

Just finished Zero last week, I have this in my workout playlist.

https://youtu.be/JHQa1SA3EtI

>>42708174
To be fair, you're a bodybuilder with acne and hair insecurities; nobody here has a footing to be calling others "cuck bois" lmao.

>>42708204
i look too shit to fap to my own pics, sadly

>>42708191
I agree, i always thought warframe was the cooler version of destiny.
I have 560 hours in warframe. I have a meele crit build with Maiming Strike that just one shots everything.
And now im lost and have no idea what to do in this game. Hording weapons like a hamster is boring. Fashion framing is gay and speedruns provide no satisfaction.

I wish the game had more WoW styled raids, where you have to fight your way thru mobs and get 3-4 boss fights.

Or making the PVP mode more rewardable, with ranks, merging PVP and PvE gear. Maybe even ranked games.

>>42708146
I don't really know what to say to this, but i thank you for your time sir

Have a good day.

>>42708174
> It would be even easier to impress people
Trust me, you don't. You don't wanna impress people on work, they will feel dominated by your presence. Basically looking at you uncomfortable which will create awkward situations. I always have to proof myself two times more than a dyel, because people always prejudge you based on your looks.

Especially during job interviews. Man, those were some awkward times. I remember that during a job interview i had in the past, the guy was only looking at my arms awkwardly. Now i know how a girl must feel with big tits.

>>42708236
Yeah but when you're a big idiot, you can walk into any gym or supp store and have a job handed to you. That's nice.

>>42708224
everyone has insecurities. Some insecurities are not worth to think about, some are. I think having alot of acne in your body is a good reason to be insecure about it.
Not so concerned about the hair if im being honest.
When i say cuck, im talking more about the behaviour and overall appereance. The office doods im talking about are the kind of people who spend their time holding "rafugees welcome" signs at train stations

>tripled my wanking on test

INSATIABLE, I need a gf to pump into, this is getting out of control

>>42708230
>>42708191
Warframe is 3rd person though? Downloadan anyways

>>42708236
People treat you like a dumb bag of rocks when you pack alot of muscle.

This barely applies to me but it does apply to my friend. Smartest guy I know in IT but people always assume he just wrecks stuff and is retarted with tech.

>>42708191
Warframe fucked themselves years ago when they put the console ui on pc
Retards, what a horrid update

>>42708265
Dont be memed
It is good though
Terrible gui now

>>42708126
Shoulda went into another field
Although you probably earn decent money for a pajeet

>>42708236
> I always have to proof myself two times more than a dyel, because people always prejudge you based on your looks

So so true. When im at parties and meet some new people, everyone just automatically thinks im a douchebag unless proven otherwise. Friends tell me "hey this one annonette doesnt like you, she says you are rude".

Then he points to some girl i havent talked to or even looked at, the entire night. Im a complete stranger to her, yet im a rude douchebag.
or i get bombarded with dyel questions.

i fucking hate mast, he makes me not want to visit these threads anymore because of his delusional complacency.
Mast your body looks fucked out of proportion and you have the same bodytype as a dyel lanklet pumped up on steroids. stop posting pictures of your body seeking approval from the other fucking skellies browsing this board, it's just ridiculous.
literally the only thing impressive about your body is your shoulders if you would get rid of that weird vein that just looks of.

>>42708265
it is 3rd person yes.

Beware, the process of unlocking all planets sucks hard. Its like in WoW, only end game is actually fun, atleast for me.

>>42708268
>People treat you like a dumb bag of rocks when you pack alot of muscle.
sums it up perfectly.
When you prove otherwise tho, you are special to other people. Because you defy all stereotypes but you are still built like a god.
its fun

>>42708298
Too much caring over an internet stranger, friendo

>>42708298
Woops dropped my trip

>>42708298
Agreed. Talking about himself like he's some sort of steroid guru.

>>42708298
i never understand people like you. I see it everywhere. Forums, discord chats. People, who actually get upset over something, a complete stranger has typed out in some kind of online chat/forum. It must suck living that way, caring and getting upset over stuff like that.

basically this >>42708309

>>42708325
idk maybe i overreacted but im so damn moody because my estrogen is too low/high lol. i am sorry mast but you still piss me off all the time

>>42708308
Warframe is fun up until the grind is the only thing left to do. PvP sucks major dicks and I prefer Destiny for that.
I do have 300+ hours in Waframe so it has been fun at least.

And having muscle is so fucking weird, people go out of their outmost ways to avoid any kind of contact with it or they won't stop mentioning it.

The worst part is, as a pc enthousiast, people assume I'll break delicate parts because "he doesnt know his own strength" meme, meanwhile my fine skills have never been better.

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>>42708253
Yes, but it's not applicable for my situation. In IT everyone is fat or skinny fat. I am basically Ronnie Coleman for them.

During a internship at another company a fat bald guy was just ignoring me all the time and looking at my weirdly because of my looks. I tried to talk to him, but he was just ignoring me while i didn't even knew him. People are sad, that's why i like animals more.

>>42708268
Why don't we have muscle acceptance? Being fat is the only way to make it in this life.

>>42708295
Being the best comes at a price. If people are not hating, you're doing something wrong


>>42708298
Everyone got his own way to deal with jelly feelings, so have you. I respect that. No worries my man, at least you're honest about the whole situation.

Thanks for the attention, here are my natty pictures to show you that you will never be better than me. With or without steroids

BTFO

bye bye, nobody will miss you.

If people are not hating, you're doing something wrong. WOW, AGAIN BTFO

>>42697329
What are the side effects of taking only Test? I'm not going for the Piana or fitness model body, but if the side effects are minimal, I'd be happy to have the extra boost. I'm 36 and I think I can just walk in and buy test at some pharmacies in Thailand(where I live)

>>42708360
no way you were natty on the pics to the right

>>42708337
think about it anon. Lets assume masT is actually serious, and he means the things he says.
Why do you care? He lives thousands of miles away from you. He isnt standing infront of you being rude. He types out his words on his keyboard and you see it on your computer screen. Dont get upset over strangers on the internet, it causes unneeded stress.

>>42708339
I just dont know whats left to do in the game. Sure i could grind weapons, but why? Sure i could grind prime parts and sell them for platinum? But what do i need all this platinum for?

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>>42708337
>i am sorry mast but you still piss me off all the time
That means i am doing a good job.

Getting paid for pissing people off on 4chan. The life can be great.

>>42708384
Thank you for the compliment.

>>42708387
>Why do you care?
Being insecure and jelly comes at different forms.

>>42708370
that is entirely dependent on the person.

Increased blood pressure, acne, increased hairloss are all things that could happen to you.

Overall taking test alone in moderate dosages is safe, and side effects can be dealt with

>>42708370
hell yeah its worth it.
look up trt and get on that shit. you are so old anyway so u would only benefit from it. and for periods where you want to look extra good (like summer) you can just blast and up the test dose and add some other compound(s)

the side effects will be minimal if you do your homework

>>42702603
test/arimidex and maybe hcg

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>>42703288
Rainbow Six Seige is my jam, it has a high learning curve in ranked matches though. If you're not very good at FPS games then expect to get bodied a lot.

>>42708434
six siege is pretty comfy to play. I like how tactics play a big role in the game.
too bad im perma banned.

Does anyone here play kerbal space program or witcher 3

>>42708447
Nigger how do you get permabanned in siege?

>>42708412
Thanks. I think I'll start doing some research. I had always written juice off, but I'm getting older and want that sky-high-test feel I had when I was younger.

>>42708415
>look up trt and get on that shit. you are so old anyway so u would only benefit from it.
Yeah, I'm thinking of maybe taking dosages halfway between normal hrt and joocy

>>42708286
Got your masters yet Jerry?

How is your cut going? Eventually the pajeets will take your job also

>>42708312
At least i got some real evidence to back up my arguments. What about you?

>>42708452
i was cheating in dayZ, and got banned in six siege, h1z1, arma 3, arma 2.

BattlEye ( the anticheat) is really harsh, it cross bans you for multiple games

>>42708465
Nah like 9 more months
Such a time sink

Ive been bulkin for like 4 weeks now, got to ~12% but felt small
Ill bulk for another month or 2 if I figure out this e2 bs then finish the year with a cut

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save me from this nightmare that is cooking

>>42708604
are you still increasing the asin or doing okay with 25mg?

>>42708681
This is the #1 reason why I want a gf/wife

Sure, sex is good but you can get that from any random whore in a club or from a hooker. I need somebody to cook my fucking meals because it's dreadful.

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Looks like it works

>>42708790
you have a dyel upper body, dont you

>>42708699
We 32 now
Kill me

I've went to the lab to check my e2 for the 3rd time now and i will be pissed if it's still fucked up. 0.5mg of adex ed @ 500mg test

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>>42708855
Yes. You can always be bigger or stronger. Also my legs are dyel as fuck, just vascular.

How often do you go for blood tests /fraud/ and how often do you do them?

>>42708915
never lol

>>42708922

This yolo

>>42708888
and you're supposedly 12% now? this isn't okay dude

did you keep your asin raws incorrectly and now it's degraded/no bueno? using an old suspension?

>>42698383
Yeah thanks.
Sounds like it's out of my budget. i'll continue improving the things I have control over instead.

>>42708940
Theyre pharma lmao

I think the adrol is adrol, I was on 100mg ed with tren before and no issues, 7mg asin e3d or so on 150 test
I dunno

im too fat and i still got 6 weeks left, help me

>>42709382
bulk thru your blast, then cruise on 250mg for 2 months to cut down without losing muscle.

then pct

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>>42708915
Never have, never needed to.

>>42709204
>I think the adrol is adrol,
well

>>42709491
My guinea pi-I mean friends agree

Are injectable preworkouts a meme?

>>42709921
Also is trest a meme?

>>42709933
what is trest? is ita mix of test and tren?

>>42710002
its a brand of toothpaste

>>42709921
no
>>42709933
no
>>42710002
no

I injected this morning a little bit of test leaked out of the injection site. How do I stop and is this ok?

>>42710118
leave the needle in for a few seconds after you finish injecting and yes its ok

>>42710002
It's a meme compound

>>42710118
are you sure it was a leak and not just bit of oil that came out from needle after you pushed the air out?

Anyone have experience with var? What dosage did you run it at? Fuck your lipids up? Keep your gains afterwards? What was your goal when you were running it? plz dont tell me to man up and inject i'm already cruising on test

>>42710508
>gainer
>clean bulk

rofl

you need real food goddamnit

>>42710508
gtab

I'm prone to MPB but have it under control with finasteride + rogaine + nizoral. Going to start my first cycle. 400mg Test E for 12 weeks. Want to do a dbol kicker but worried that i'm going to completely shrek my hairline. The leddit wiki seems to downplay dbol's impacton hairloss. What should I do /fit/?

>>42710830
do 500-600

dont do dbol on your first cycle
if you are on fina and rogaine you can take 50000000mg tren and nothing will happen to your hair

>>42705896

Monterrey mexico and the brand for the anabolics is astrovet.

I'm super tented to use them right now, might end up doing it, god guide my balls.

>tfw just did injection during oxy withdrawl
Holy shit looking at that baby needle go inside me made me fucking sick. Anyone else ever do injections on drugs/coming down

>>42707021
>google neonucleation
>0 medical references
Hmm

Haven't touched anything since summer 2014. Had a mental breakdown due to fathers death and since then have hard a difficult time rebuilding my life.
I'm 24 and wanna hop back on just above a TRT dose however after 2 years of anti-psyches I'm a lot more anxious about pinning again and thinking I'm gonna fuck it up (whereas before I was ballstothawall). Any good sources for what g needles etc? any help from people that have taken extended breaks and come back to using?

>>42711515
fairly certain he meant the increase in myonuclei, but there is absolutely no science of any kind indicating that "steroids myonuclei" would disappear if you haven't reached your "natty limit"... because that's absolute fucking nonsense

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I think i got cold. I feel sick, got runny nose and feel like shit over all. Will taking anti-cold meds interfere with my gains or test in any way?

>>42711648
>Will X interfere with Y
Try it, report back with results. You're an amateur scientist now.

>>42710531
Var only shines when you're low bf. So unless you're < 10% don't bother

>>42707789
post pics of the cat

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>>42706679

>>42697459
willing to share that 'lot of other stuff"?

>>42712058
https://www.completefoods.co

>>42707469
>Good
Nice proportional arms and delts.

>Bad
Might be angle but your traps look comparatively small on your frame.
Could definitely benefit from a larger chest

>>42712380
Thanks for the critique, working on chest, I want juicy pectiddies but fuck my genetics/training here.

As for traps, working on them. Overpowered at first, neglected them and now I need to train them...

>>42710140
Explain, I'm interested in it but those estrp conversions....

>>42712633
I think pecs just take a long time for some to reach their full thickness. It's definitely not disproportionate, your frame would just benefit from more chest than delt (in my opinion). My pecs are shit looking cause muscle shape/insertion so I just bb/db bench for least effort most results and try to make my shoulders and traps as big as possible to compensate.

Personally, I get insane trap Dom's from wide grip bb shrugs (the wide angle helps the weight pull more in line with the direction my traps attach). Go heavy as fuck, focus on the stretch as you go down. Even let the bar slide down your quads a bit, then explode up focusing entirely on upper back contraction.

>>42710830
>>42710987
RIP hair lmao, moosey shut the fuck up that is absolute bullshit.

>>42712705
I've been putting extra effort in chest which seems to help.
Delts keep growing despite the lack of true isolation.

As for traps, I do wide cable shrugs with some extra time added on the top of the shrug. Shouldnt make that much of a difference in exercise.

>>42712734
>delts keep growing
lots of androgen receptors, so the nuttier you go with roids the more they will grow.

>>42712760
Which is perfectly okay in my book :^)

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>>42712734
Yeah it can make a huge difference.

Unless your cable shrugs go over 405lbs.


Shrug strength is insane, ROM is short as fuck and your traps are naturally thick and strong, they need to be to do their job. You can and should load around or more than 90+% deadlift max.

Don't worry about time at the top range, you may have better results with more weight. Pulling muscles LOVE LOVE LOVE eccentrics. Let the weight pull your traps open at the bottom only to yank them closed. Humans pick up and carry things in front of them around hip level. Or do quick yanks with the shoulders and back for quick force production. Very rarely would you be in a fully shrugged position for more than a second or two.

Go so hard your shirt collars can't fit your fucking neck tumors

>>42712975
You're a big guy, hope I can reach your level.

I'll give it a shot for a couple of weeks, hope it works well!

Is it ok to run a 500mg cycle of test for 16 weeks if you're on beta blockers? My doctor just gave me a prescription for some today because I have POTS syndrome (when I stand my heart rate jumps up to 130's and blood pressure drops, beta blockers will make my blood pressure my stable and lower my heart rate). I was planning on running the cycle sometime before the year ends and I don't want to fuck myself.

>>42713011
Not that guy but just a tip: slightly closing your hip angle might make it more bearable for your dick and balls. Wide grip barbell shrugs really are the best thing.

best compounds for vascularity? obviously I know being lean is top priority, which I am working on

>>42713296
EQ and Var do the trick for me.

Tren also makes me vascular AF but I wouldn't take it for just that.

>>42712975
Holy fuck just gave it a shot, its back day so it was the perfect moment.

Its great, I can really feel my traps burning.
Thanks man, really appreciate it, will keep this up.

Would 500-750mg test e be enough for a nice fake natty body or should I add tren? Tren feels like over doing?

>>42713530
kill yourself idiot

>>42713530
Depends on alot of factors and goals.

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Guys, should I take yohimbine while I'm on trenbolone? Will it make me shredded like Zyzz or will it make me dead like Zyzz??
I mean trenbolone blocks the carbs->fat conversion, and yohimbine makes your fat cells burn their fat, so together they should make me lose fat super fast right?

>>42713792
I stopped my planned cut early because Tren + Yohimbine burned so much fat.

I did feel on edge the whole time on but nothing major.

On week 7 of 400mg test E. I'm training 9 hours a week, eating +1000 kcal over maintenance... yet I'm seeing 0 changes in size. I had bloodwork done and my test is at 2217 so it's not bunk. The only thing I can think of is I'm not getting enough sleep (avg of 6 hours per night), can that really be screwing up my gains that bad? In terms of weight, I'm yo-yoing up and down by a few pounds each day (lolwut) despite weighing myself at the same time and having the same diet each day.

>>42710830
I'm 5.5 weeks in on 500mg test and 50mg dbol (recently finished dbol). I am using the same combo you are and I have had no signs of hair loss (that combo regrew my hairline so well that it doesn't look receded anymore). The only shitty sides I had with dbol was looking bloated as fuck, but that's on me for using such a high dose and not dosing my AI higher. Lots of strength gains and some decent muscle gains on dbol, so definitely worth looking like shit for 5 weeks. Even with the water now gone, I still look much different from when I started. If you're prone to gyno or acne, stay away, if not, go ahead.

>>42714866
Even if you are not getting bigger, how have your strength gains been?

>>42714866
No that's par for the course. Testosterone doesn't do shit. Just look at the Reddit transformation pics, it's hilarious. It's the same retards that think modafinil works. If you're genetically inferior and have low test, you may see a benefit. If you're otherwise perfectly healthy with high test, then test alone won't do shit for you. It's a NATURAL drug. It's like trying to drink warm milk to make yourself sleepy. Take the fucking xanax, you pussy

>>42715150
t. retard with no knowledge of anything

Of course increasing your test levels by a lot beyond what's humanly possible will give you much better gains. Retards on Reddit getting shit gains is not great evidence of the contrary. Will you become gigantic from a 12 week 500mg test cycle? No. Will you put on some quality mass and strength? Hell yes.

>>42715173
t. Delusional anon who breaks the law, compromises heart health, and risks abscess infections JUST to put on 1-2 pounds of "quality mass"

Kek

>>42715190
>t retard who thinks that 500mg of test cycle wil only gain you 1-2 lbs of muscle.

You're fucking retarded, mate. Just because you got shit results, that doesn't mean that everyone is like you. As I said, 500mg of test is not going to give you the gains some people think a cycle will give them, but it will give a lot more than what people on Reddit are reporting.

>>42715212
Also, forgot to mention: If you want ideal results, you need to run 500mg test for 20 weeks. 8-12 weeks which is what most people do is far from ideal. If you don't look considerably different after 20 weeks, you have the worst genetics in the world and/or you are doing something very wrong.

>>42715212
I don't even use steroids so don't act like you know me.

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>>42715247
Then why the fuck do you act like you have any idea what you're talking about? You haven't even done a cycle and you're telling me how much muscle you can put on from testosterone and how ineffective it is (it's not, it's quite a potent mass builder), and your only fucking anecdotal evidence is Reddit. Please go back.

Of course stacking steroids will give significantly better results than just 500mg of test, nobody is denying that, but that doesn't mean that 500mg of test is ineffective by itself.

>>42715247
you were pretending to be on week 6 just last thread ;^)

Coming to the end of 8 weeks on LGD, can I go straight into a cut with Ostarine or should I run a mini-PCT and have some time off first?

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>intense sex dreams if I pin test just before bed

>>42713144
There is no real interaction between steroids and beta blockers. If you take beta blockers daily it might affect your performance in the gym or especially during cardio though. (Because your body wouldn't be able to up the heartbeats to a high level that is required during heavy exercise). So you're good to go just be mindful of it while training.

>>42714866
You're not doing anything wrong and you probably already have small changes but don't expect to suddenly look like a bodybuilder. Just keep at it if you're actually eating and training right There is no way possible that you're not gaining some decent muscle by the end of your cycle. Unless you got a tapeworm or some shit that's sucking out your gains.

>>42715511
Better run a mini PCT first imo, what dosage did you take? Lgd is pretty suppressive, ostarine is nearly not suppressive but might hinder your recovery after LGD. (Even when you feel fine your test probably dropped while being on.)

>>42716339
Yeah I got some Nova on deck for a mini-PCT cause that's kinda what I was thinking I'd need to do, I've been on 5mg ED

>>42715150
god people like you are such morons

just because test is naturally occuring doesnt mean supraphysiological levels of test does nothing

and why would air force fighter pilots take modafinil if it doesnt work?

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How many people here are losing hair on test?

I know Moosey and masT already lost hair
Jerry is bald
Cucksader is prob bald from all the tren and generally being a cuck
No clue on Bimbo

Also I think I am diffuse thinning on TRT but I can't tell

>>42716491
my hairline is still the same 9 months later

>>42716536
My hairline is still the same, but it looks like my hair is thinner. I buzzed it and it looks like I'm nearly bald on top

>size 38 in bras
Girls chests are such lies

>>42716491
The thing is thinning takes some time because follicles take time to die

REDPILL ME ON TREN
Is trenbolone worth it? Side effects? Also whats the diff between tren acetate and the other one?

>>42716590
Not really worth it

>>42716590
Worth it but only kinda

>>42716590
you're a moron

>>42716624
what a rude little cunt , aren't yah?

>>42716622
>>42716593
why not really worth?

>>42716697
stop asking stupid questions in my thread, retard

>>42716697
It turns you insane at week 8, 12, and 16

>>42716697
Not unless you're a: pro athlete, model, adult entertainer or whore.

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>>42716590
Trenbolone ace is magical, you will gain vascularity and muscle separation overnight and look like a sick cunt

Also the "sides" all come down to insomnia, I found a cure by chance on another forum, get some 5-htp from Walmart etc and take one or two am hour before bed, I can pin 2ml of tren and sleep like a baby

>>42716793
>the "sides" all come down to insomnia
lmao no

>>42716590
Worth it.

I feel longing sadness in me since coming off.

>>42716875
You're a fucking psycho though

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>>42716491
>bald
Nah

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>thought of starting PCT
>took 1 tamoxifen 20mg
>decide to just cruise instead
>take my test shot
>20mins later feel high and euphoric

please explain what is going on? I feel really really good and slightly light headed. Comparable to a light weed high or light tramadol high...

>>42716301
Could I die while doing cardio if I go to hard?

>>42716972
Placebo

>>42698268
holding or gaining muscle while losing fat

>>42708898
last time my e2 was 93pg/ml at 0.5mg adex eod

now it's 54,90pg/ml at 0.5mg adex ED

pinning 250mg of test e3d so i guess it's bit more than 500mg/week

What should i do now? Should i try to manipulate the doses even more to lower it down more? How do i do this? 0.5mg ed and 1mg e3d? I don't know if my adex is underdosed or maybe im not responding well. Still got some left but im thinking about getting aromasin.

>>42717069

add zinc, zinc is a good AI and has other benefits

see this thread

https://www.elitefitness.com/forum/anabolic-steroids/zinc-strong-aromatase-inhibitor-must-read!!-203062.html

>should I go lower dose

if the zinc doesn't help, you could just go lower than 500mgs
can make great gains off 250-300mgs/wk desu

>>42717160
i got like 6 more weeks left and i'll cruise

maybe i should pin twice a week like monday/thursday?

u can recomp on test? how good that works?

Are you guys open IRL about being on the juice? What do you do when people accuse you of it?

>>42716770
do you have to be good at whoring or can it just be like a side thing.

>>42717255
?

>>42715143

Main lifts go up every sesh

>>42716916
Are you a lesbian? Nice hair cut

>>42717708
I just sweeped it to the opposite side of how it naturally sits to exagerate it's length.

Yes I am a lesbian.

>>42716913
I mean maybe. But I was psycho well before tren; before roids even.

Tren does give a shorter fuse and night sweats (not even that bad). But I also noticed I could not sleep more than say 6 hours but I'd feel pumped and awake the second I opened my eyes. It could have been the sdrol too (very unlikely) since I experimented with them both simeltaneously, so who knows.

Now I'm off it, I have to drag myself out of bed and waking up is a chore again.

I love tren. The only real downside is the pinning schedule might get some tren E next time.

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Recommendations for seasoning for chicken breast?

Currently using taco mince seasoning but after 4-5 weeks the taste gets annoying. Preferably something with a mild spice and a bit of tang.

>>42716491
my hairline is the same after 1 year of roiding.
Im just noticing its becoming thinner and weaker, thats why i stop

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will 500mg/week for 12 weeks give results if one already has high levels of testosterone naturally?
(first cycle)
(srs)

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>>42718445
Yes. Injecting exogenous testosterone into your body will cause your body to stop producing testosterone naturally. You're not adding to your natural production, you are completely replacing it.

The natty high-test freaks of the world will have about 1200-1500ng/dl of free test. 500mg of test will put you anywhere between 2500-3700 ng/dl depending on a ton of factors.

>>42716491
my hairline is already fucking terrible which is why I started roids to begin with, I am not a man enough to just shave it so I need a drug to just put the nail in the coffin for me.

that was the plan, anyway. roids just made my hairline better somehow

>>42718580
>free test

That would be total.

>>42718628
Yeah nah mate lets not get into the specifics otherwise i'll glass some shit cunt drongo halfcastes at the bottlo then hit up the servo for some durries aye cunt before I do a maccas run but they had no fucking sangas and no fucking avo so I got skippy and blinky bill who's a shredded sik cunt built like a brick shithouse and has had a gut full of your shit so he'll ram his donger up your up while skippy gobbies you with his size 18 thongs

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>>42718580
Thanks. I'm just afriad that when I get off that shit my natty test production will be shite and I'll never leave that rabbit hole

>>42718783
do 16 weeks

NEW NEW NEW

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