>be me, 25 >out of shape as can be >smoked weed for

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>be me, 25
>out of shape as can be
>smoked weed for almost 9 years
>played sports throughout childhood/teens
>haven't worked out regularly since 2012
>finally decide to join gym
>4 free "consultations" with a trainer
>cool
>Tuesday
>first meeting with trainer: 15 minutes late (I was 10 min early)
>trainer is apathetic, long pauses, looks away frequently
>today
>2nd meeting: trainer is 10 minutes late
>still waiting, I approach front desk, ask if trainer X is here
>front desk bro says he'll find out, texts trainer X
>trainer X responds to front desk bro saying, "I'm on my way, tell him to warm up"
>mfw
>warm up could mean anything (set of lifts, cardio, stretch)
>front desk bro asks if I have a set routine
>tell him no
>tell him I want to reschedule with a different trainer
>he reschedules me
>leave

How the hell does the fat guy with pipe-cleaner arms beat the certified trainer to the gym? Especially one they work at? I try not to be a dickhead in these types of situations and completely understand that things happen, but how are you a trainer and late multiple times meeting with a client? I can do the workouts perfectly fine once I have a solid routine planned out, but that's why I made these appointments in the first place (to make a scheduled workout and nutrition plan).

Am I the douche here, /fit/?