Fuck you /fit/ >be on tinder >see a super in shape /fit/

>>42685200
doggo is nice tho

>>42685200
Wow you're annoying

sterons

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>>42685200
I feel bad for you son. I got into messaging this QT, meeting up with her for coffee on wednesday and maybe a screw or two if I'm lucky.

larpfaggot

get out

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>>42685224
I think so. At first the well developed body and man voice didn't make it click, but the bacne did. I mean what woman in her late 20s has bacne? Also her pussy was super meaty

>>42685232
Careful. Girls that have dogs either fuck them or have personality disorders.

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>>42685243
I'll take what I can get, anon.

>>42685232

And I'm sure she'd be thrilled with you posting her picture on 4chan

>>42685240

Look at those hands...
You fucked a post-op male, you dingus

>>42685200
>being so unfit that a girl is in better shape than you
Damn dude

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>>42685269
>implying

>>42685243
It's a bonus if they fuck dogs

>>42685200
>brrraaappphog
fek ded

>>42685240
You gotta be a dyel if that woman put you to shame.

>only going to fuck braphogs because of callouses and bacne

Braphogs smell because they cant wipe properly, braphogs are still capable of having acne and not just on the back. Among other things braphogs are

>>42685447
I'm telling you the pics don't do her muscle development justice. She looks pretty hot in the pics but in person she's way more defined.

>>42685490
who gives a shit about definition shes still small. id recommend getting bigger anon

>>42685503
No she's small as fuck. I had at least 10 inches in height on her (6'2 master race). But the level of definition she had was insane. I'm trying to find her Facebook/Instagram.

>>42685200
>backne
fuck, i would have barfed on her
...and kept fucking

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Tfw bacne and know its disgusting but it wont go away how hard i try

>>42685617
after working out I take cold showers now, and I don't know if it's a placebo effect or not but it seems to have reduced it

>>42685200
>>42685240

>this
>Big

Get off my board, you dyel shitter.

>>42685663
Dude you can look at her hands and tell she's manly as fuck.

>>42685668
>Dude you can look at her hands and tell she was a man
You fucked a tranny. Hope you wore a condom, they are full of diseases.

>>42685200
>from the back the body outline looked like I was fucking a man
>implying that's a bad thing

>>42685490
So she was more defined good for her shes doing something awesome and excellence scares you. Enjoy your mediocre life with your fat diabetic woman

but how big was the clit?

>>42685711
I'm not putting her down at all, in fact it was extremely impressive at how developed she was. But that doesn't mean my dick liked it, if anything she seemed like she could be a cool gym-partner not someone to fuck.

>>42685200
Don't worry about fucking dudes OP. as long as you fuck more girls thn guys youre still straight.

>>42685758
Enjoy your genetically inferior children. We still need trashmen in the future

>>42685714
>clit

You mean dick?

>>42685240
>>42685240
You're literally gay

>>42686068
*your

>>42685232
You just know...

>>42685200
>those hands
shouldve known my friend

>>42685668
That doesn't mean (((she))) was big, faggot.

>>42685200
How about you fuck natty /fit/ girls instead of going for those on anavar?

>>42685200
>this is my dream

>>42686997
No natty for girls are nasty too because they are too tight and firm.

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>>42685200
Uhm, is there any chance you accidently fucked Matt Kroc OP?

>>42686966
So are you saying a manlet who has huge amounts of muscle can't be big simply because he's short?

I fucked a girl once that had wide shoulders and small hips. Just pretended she was a gymnast.

Dated a weight lifting girl once. She had a pretty nice ass but I hated the callouses on her hands, especially if she touched my dick.

>>42687689
Does /fit/ only mean in-season bikini competitor to you or something? Usually women will still be somewhat soft.

>>42687853
I literally just asked my bf whether my hands are too rough because of this post. Apparently I'm in the clear.

>>42685232
Jewish. You'll likely be walking into a trap.

>>42685240
Tbh you must be DYEL as fuck because she doesn't look that muscular at all. There are more ripped women at my powerlifting gym, several.

>>42688255
>women
>powerlifters

May as well be men m8

>>42685232
>qt

>>42688004
Dear diary

>>42685200
>bacne
gross

>>42688124
Askhenazi, jew is not a race, dumbecile

>>42688490
Some of the hottest women in the world are powerlifters.

>>42685200
>she sat there for 20 minutes autisticly telling me her routine and diet.
This sounds like the ideal woman for /fit/

>>42685213
>>42685200
Yea op, you shoulda stole the dog, he's a cutie

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>>42685200
>not going missionary so you can cum on her abs

what a fag

>>42688004
If my current GF had them I'd probably be fine with it. I just wasn't that attracted to the old one so it was a bit of a turnoff.

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>>42688004
>>42687853
>"men" that aren't used to feeling a callused hand

do they have personalized velvet-lined gloves for lifting? lmao

>>42687824
Obviously. Look at GnomeDestiny.

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>>42685200
Nigga get on my level

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>>42689420

>>42685200
do you want to know how i know that your gay ya know?

>>42689420
>>42689442
She's hot, but what the fuck, 989 photos?

>>42688004
>bf

Doesnt say no homo?

>>42689420
Nigga you gay

>>42689464
Lol at you,noob
I know girls that have 1000s

>>42689464
/fit/ girls are the most attention whoring beings on the planet.

>>42689601
Women in general are. I've seen fatties with thousands of pics

>>42687698
I thought op was just small by saying her biceps put his to shame but looking at this picture I don't think it's that bad

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>>42685200

The worst part was when her balls touched yours

>>42685200
that booty looks nice, dgaf about arms/abs wtf is wrong with you

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>>42685200
>yfw no autistic fit girl telling you her routine before fucking

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i fucked a roided out brazilian hooker once for what it's worth. She had a huge clit.

Worst lay of my life, couldn't even nut from fucking her loose pussy. And i'm 8x6. Still furiously jerked off to cum on her

Wouldn't even let me hit it from the back. Lik what the fuck was that about.
Ive paid for hookers 3 times, twice to fuck, once for a handjob.

Really, it sucked all three times. Fucking normal sluts is much better. Even if you have to go out and talk to them n shit

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>>42691099
Why the fuck would you pay for a handjob? Every hj I get so far was way worse than my own and sucked

>>42685243
My gf has a female dog. What dis mean?

>Starting to get callouses on my smooth babby hands
Should I be worried /fit/? I'm a guy btw.

>>42685243
>Girls that have dogs either fuck them or have personality disorders.

This is definitely up there with the most retarded things I read on /fit/

>faked a nut
how

>>42691153
the secret is to jerk yourself 70-80 % to splooging and then let your girl just kinda rub you and squeeze it. Your legs will be shaking after dude

>>42685200
HAHAHA I CAN RELATE TO HER

>>42691258
It means don't listen to 4chan

>>42689079
said no one ever

>>42685243
Someone post the greentext about that anon who found out about his gf fucking her dog

>>42691520
Wtf pls for science

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>>42691520
Nevermind. Found it myself
>>42691684
I had it wrong. She told him about it

>>42691722
What the actual fuck, sounds so incoherent it might be real.

>>42685200
post abs

>>42691099
>>42685240
Do sterons make grils have meaty pussys?

I'm calling BS. The OP image looks like a DYEL. OP you are smalltime

>>42691978
OP here, she had a foam roller in her room, a little tray of pills to take each day (no idea if they were medical pills or Sterons) and a fucking female body lifting statue/trophy thing on her nightstand.

I am telling you the pictures do not make her look as ripped as she was IRL, because if she the pics looked like she did in person I would have skipped out.

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Well? Share the routine and diet

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>>42692054
>OP here, she had a foam roller in her room, a little tray of pills to take each day (no idea if they were medical pills or Sterons)

>>42691722
WTF WHY WOULD SHE FUCK HER OWN DOG?

WHY WOULD ANYONE FUCK AN FUCKIN' DOG, MATE?

>>42692216
put some peanut butter on the clit, get a lick,

>>42692054
more fucking pictures faggot

>>42691978
wew lad look at those hands. the women you fuck must look like rich piana with a wig

>>42692248
Thats all the ones she sent/had that were not just selfies. And I am surely not going to hit her up asking for more.

>>42685200
>Not fucking fat bitches

Women being muscular should be against the law fucking hell.

>>42685200
faggot

>>42688627
That's what this entire board is, you faggot

>>42692299
link her to this thread

>>42692080
LMAO

OP is a beta phaggot

>that digit ratio
the doping was bonus

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>>42685240
those biceps put you to shame?
LMAO

>>42692216
Dogs have a knot on their dicks which is more enjoyable for some women. If you look for it, there are entire websites dedicated to why fucking a dog is better than a human and how to keep it a secret from your social circle.

You wouldn't believe how fucked up some women are

>>42692427
Dragon dildos are best. Dont ask me how I know this.

>>42685200
Minus the bacne she sounds like a fucking champ. You're a bitch OP. She isn't big at all. Jesus.

>>42689978
This. Have this fatty friend from HS who posts 20 pics a day of her fat face

>>42692427
My exes dog, after we had sex, would jump on the bed and lick her pussy and the cum off her back....he even went for my dick a few times what a gay ass animal

>>42685240
her hands on manly side but she doesn't even look muscular

>>42692216

THE ARISTOCRATS!

>>42692484

Hah! Keked heartily.

>>42692301

Women being muscular should be against the law fucking hell.

>>42692529

Crap, I meant women being fat should be against the law.

>>42685200
She's hot youre gay

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>>42685447
>Braphogs smell because they cant wipe properly

>>42685200
thread is fake. she posts on leddit

>>42685200
Pretty sure you blew a chance at more awesome sex, AND the possiblity of being gym bros with your fuck buddy, who also happens to know more than you about working out, dieting, and clearly has access to good anavar.

>>42685240
>>42685200
This super fit and big.
This put op to shame.

Fucking what?

>>42685853
>taking roids
>genetical superiority

Grow up.

>>42689420
Fuck my 43yo wife has younger looking face.

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>>42686834
This

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>>42685200
I'm sure that was gross af

>>42685260
Maybe if you get tired you can tag the dog in.

>>42691309
Not them, but use a condom and it's easy, m8.

>>42687824
watch the lanky motherfuckers reply give this post as many (you)s as possible just so they can compensate for their lack of muscular definition kek.

manlet masterrace

>>42687698

Dang Matt, makeup on fleek.

Bruh you can fuck fit girls that don't look like men lol, they can be feminine as fuck and small but have dem glutes, hammies, and quads lmfao boi nothin drives me madder

Did recently have a situation where I tried to fuck this girl that was bigger than me which was weird and just a turn off lol

>dumped tinder and started talking to grills irl
>Just go up to random qts and start conversations
>tfw literally juggling about 5 suitors(3 girls, two Bois, I actually admit I am bisexual unlike most of you fags) rn, and I am the weakest physically I have been in my life, all I do is swim and run
Literally just talk to grills irl, it is as easy as everyone says it is. You don't need to wait till you hit 3pl8s on bench, you don't need to wait for 3 months nofap, etc. You just need to sack the fuck up and say hi, deal with the awkwardness of the first few approaches, and then gradually get better. Tinder is trash because hot girls get enough approaches irl, so they only use it for ego boost.

>>42694047
B-but what do you talk about

>>42694047
>Implying you arent 10/10

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>>42689465
I'm a roastie who is trying to make it.
>Pic related is my goal body.
Deadlifts have given me some tiny callouses on my hands but they're still soft. I'm debating whether I should start using gloves, but I've seen people saying here that it makes gripping even more difficult.

>>42689309
Fair enough!

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>>42685200
>bacne

Jesus, that's fucking traumatizing. Cardiobunnies are the limit of female fitness if they're going to actually still be attractive

>>42691722
Boner.jpeg

>>42695282
lets see that meaty pussy

>>42695351
I actually have an innie.
Though only men and men pretending to be women exist on the internet according to the rules. So idk.

>>42691306
It's true.

>>42695363
fair enough i guess we can settle for an innie

>>42692384
at least he's not a miscer tho

>>42695363
Proof or you're smuggling an arby's sandwichin in your panties.

>>42685200
>>42685240
Do you think it might have been a post-op male? Or just a girl on steroids. Her upper body is disproportionately overdeveloped and her hips are quite narrow.

>>42695369
And the less we say about girls who have cats the better.

>>42685617
cut dairy out of your diet entirely

>>42695381
I don't feel the need to prove anything on a Chinese basket weaving forum.

>>42685711
>>42685853
>involuntarily celibate men angry that anyone has standards

op is pulling an ice poseidon claiming he banged this tranny when hes actually the one in the pics

>>42695390
oh but youll pretend youre a woman for attention christ

>>42685617
How much protein do you eat? My backne started when I surpassed the 300g per day mark (I was young and stupid) but cleared up once I went below 200g again.

>>42695390
Prove it to a man with a big dick that needs to unload.
The rest of these losers faggots and dykes can burn.
Do it for me.

>>42695405
Rule 29.
It doesn't matter whether I'm a girl or not. This is the internet.
>On the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents.

So everyone is accused of roleplaying anyway. It doesn't end well with girls who do post themselves on 4chan, so I'm not going to take the risk to get the approval of a fitizen.

>>42695428
If you're looking for fapmaterial, you might be on the wrong board. Also post dick for proof, for all I know you could have a measly 4 inches.
I'm not a cardiobunny or brrraaaaphog, so I'm disgusting to 99% of people on here anyway. I wouldn't be doing anyone a service.

>>42695464
post feet

>>42695489
Only /pol/ got that honour.

>>42695435
jesus you act like those rules actually mean anything ..

heres some advice, nothing is sacred, we bury our inadequacies under multiple layers of irony so no one ever knows if we are serious or not, and if you are ever sincere about anything (like your dumb adherance to silly made up rules on 4chan) you will be ridiculed

>>42695464
Can't post my dick anymore.
I'm almost insta banned for it.
Gays and traps can post themselves and the thread can last for hours.
I post my dick and they lose their shit.

>>42695496
They don't. But everyone gets accused of roleplaying anyway, so seems that indirectly you guys do adhere to those rules pretty zealously.

>>42695508
Discrimination I'd say. Feminists started free the nipple, why don't you start free the penis?

>>42685617
>>42695388
it's not dairy you dumb fucks, yuropoor here been eating cheese, quark, drinking milk, yogurt since kid and still do, no backne no ackne. You need to stop drinking corn syrup and eating shitty processed food.

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>>42695516

>>42695509
thats not because of any rules though thats just the way shit is

theres also a rule that says tits or gtfo so tell me do you follow the rules or not?

>>42695532
acne is caused by bacteria

not everyone has the exact same bacteria

for all you know, some people's bacteria secrete cyanide when they drink milk

>>42695542
As I said, it doesn't end well for girls posting themselves on 4chan. Ashley Isaacs is probably the worst victim. Google that name at your own discretion, real life skeletor.

>>42695548
My bacteria secretes uranium, only with milk though.

>>42695556
i feel bad that you cant have a decent conversation here being yourself without getting bombarded like that and having to fear for your wellbeing

but then i wonder why you would even browse here at all considering

>>42695556
YOU ARE FUCKING LYING
THAT IS NOT FUCKING HAMTARO-CHAN!

>>42695566
>getting bombarded like that and having to fear for your wellbeing
But I'm a woman, everybody is out to get me especially those sexist cis men!
They can track down a woman based on the curves of her vagina, no one is safe

>>42695566
Meh it's fine to browse here, but as soon as I make any comment or seek any advice that is specific to females then it's
>tits or GTFO roastie
>post feet
>show bob n vagene

I'm on female centric imageboards too, there are threads on fitness there too. Though girlscience is even worse than broscience, as you probably already know. I'm serious about this shit and don't want to be told to do bodyweight squats and don't lift weights because ''hurr durr you'll end up looking like a man''.

I keep trying though because sometimes you guys do give me really good advice and I appreciate the few anons who have helped me along my journey.

>>42695593
>mfw thinking of you hurting

>>42695584
I'm not a feminist, I'm actually originally a /pol/lack so don't pull that condescending shit on me. Whatever is posted on the internet, stays on the internet, and I don't want any stupid shit to haunt me. Also maybe I have standards and I think posting noodz on the internet is pretty slutty?

>>42695593
just pretend youre a weak man anon. its not like theres anything men do that women cant do.

>>42695593
you seem like a genuine person and maybe a little young and impressionable. please try not to fall for the memes on this site. it sounds like you already have.

>>42695611
>I'm actually originally a /pol/lack so don't pull that condescending shit on me
I'm acting condescending because you act like anons on the internet can hunt you down based on a sound clip of you farting.

>Whatever is posted on the internet, stays on the internet
It does, so be sure there is no identifiable info. It's not that fucking hard to post a picture of tits, ass or pussy without people being able to trace it to you.

> Also maybe I have standards and I think posting noodz on the internet is pretty slutty?
What's your point?

>>42695628
True, but there's some stuff that is a bit different though. Obviously I want to focus a bit more on my lower body and glutes compared to men who go all T-rex mode if they'd do that. So I'm not a fan of PPL and rather do just full body 3 times a week, and do BB hipthrusts a lot. I want to stay in a nice ratio and not end up like the girl >>42687853 fucked and get small hips compared to my upper body.

>>42695654
Even if I'd think it's safe to post a picture of myself on 4chan, I won't, because I like to think I'm decent.
I also don't think people can hunt me down, I just prefer to be overly cautious.

>>42695651
I haven't don't worry. I'm just being ironic and deflecting. I don't feel like giving serious answers to people who will think I'm roleplaying anyway.

>>42689162
>>42685213
>cute dog xDDD
>le doggo ebic xDDD
kys

>>42695593
I was joking about the feet, gosh chill 0ut

>>42695676
good to hear. good like on your fitness journey anon. even if youre a man roleplaying.

>>42695689
Yeah but you're not the only one who asks that. It wasn't directed to you personally. Don't get your panties in a bunch, you're not special.

>>42695698
I wish I was a man sometimes desu, I'm pretty jelly about how easily you can gain muscle. But then I remember that women nowadays have it easier than men in life, and I end up feeling pretty content.

>>42695740
dw we'll go back to the equilibrium of the old ages soon and you'll be back in the servant place where you belong.
Coming generation is pretty much fed up with the reactionary liberal hippy bullshit from after WW2.
Shame it took this long, I'm sure girls don't like it either, deep down.

>>42685232
She's like 31, bro.

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>>42685240
Bro I go to the fucking YMCA in Manhattan and I've seem grandmas more jacked that this, WFT?

>>42689420
Mirin' delts

>>42696000
Does gay stuff happen in the showers in big cities?

Is this the face of the new 4chan? Long gone are the days of cumdumpsters. Now we have roasties and femanons? The rules don't matter. 4chan has been annexed by plebbit normies.

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>>42695566

>>42689420
>you are at the pub and this jacked one slaps your gf's ass, what do you do?

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>>42685200
>he doesnr't know muscle chicks only look good in pics

>>42697219
>tfw I've always wanted to suck a clit-dick

Am I gay?

>>42698187
nah, just a pervert.

>>42695678
little upset over there about people enjoying a dog? go outside nerd

>>42695843
Even back then we had the better deal. We could stay home while you guys had to slave away.
I like taking care of the house while my fiance is at work, making a nice dinner for him, and when he gets home he gets the choice between first food or first sex. But nowadays a single income won't support two people, so I have to start working too.

>>42689079
lmfao

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>>42685200
>brrraaappphog
>hog
Boar?
The whore is ... A BOAR!?

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>>42685200
Question for anyone who can answer this question are muscle chicks more sub or dom. I really don't care what they are i just want to increase my chances on dating one by knowing how they are. Also tips if u got any.

Also OP u must be dyel if u call those arms big

>>42699812
They top you with their clit-dick

>>42699947
Was that suppose the phase me?

>>42685200
i'd cum on that dudes ass yupp

>>42699812
Most chicks who take gear to get that swole will tend to play the dude in a lesbian relationship and occasionally pretend to be the guy for closet dudes.

There's your answer.

>>42696480
Not in my gym, man. Old guys can barely stand up.

>get into showers
>old grampa rubing his soap on his flaccid 19cm dong like he's in some gay porn flic

No homo.

>>42700300
True but I see most of them with like roused monster bfs and I'm pretty sure they wear the pants

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>>42698187
Worse than that, you're weird.

>>42685200
welcome to the winning team

>>42695532
For women as adults it's hormonal, be lucky you don't have ovaries, a lot of women suffer bad acne till menopause, even after

>>42689442
Literally can't tell if I'm looking at her front or her back. Gross