>girlfriend makes these and says "Come on anon, you don't

>>42673571
Slowly throw each one in the trash

one per day won't kill you, you fag

>>42673571
I eat one.

>>42673579
>>42673580
Back to /fat/

>>42673571
smash her head against wall

Id literally give up anything to have someone that cared enough about me to cook for me.

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>>42673591
breh

>>42673571

They're clearly burnt on the bottom.

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>>42673586

>>42673591
aw fuk bye

>>42673571
>i'm sorry honey but i can't eat them
>if i eat one people on mongolian basketweaving forum will tell me i'm never gonna make it and that i'm disappointing zyzz
>who's zyzz?
>no i don't care about zyzz more than about you
>i love you
>please come back

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>>42673591

My ex made these for me once, sweetest girl ever. Too bad she left me because Im a cunt.

Make mental gains brehs, if youre not mentally stable you cannot hope to keep a girl around anyways

>>42673698
>Make mental gains brehs, if youre not mentally stable you cannot hope to keep a girl around anyways

Meanwhile, schizophrenic girls can get 100s of men within minutes.

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>>42673698
I came here to pretend I could eat sweets, not feel feels

>>42673571
who creampied your gf's cookies

>>42673571
>eat one because I'm not a cunt
>don't even care if they taste good
>just happy someone loved me enough to make cookies especially for me

>>42673571
HNNNGGGG
those look amazing

>>42673599
thats even better . you get crunchy, fluffy ice cream, and soft cookie texture in every bite

>>42673732
The psychotic women almost always like being fucked like you're a jackhammer and are more often than not open to anal

>>42673698
My folks died when I was very young. I was in state run boarding school. Imagine the service that you get at the DMV, now imagine that is what you get as a child that just wants to be loved. I took advantage of free college when I turned 18 and got myself a good career, a nice house, a sporty car but all I want is anyone that will love me. Forget worrying about being a virgin I just want love.

My own social anxiety makes it so hard for me to even make friends. Male co workers want to be friends but I cold shoulder then because I don't know how to be a "friend". Women start talking to me but I loose my spaghetti so fast I look retarded.

I'm fairly sure if I died the only person that would notice would be the Amazon guy when he noticed I was taking the packages he has been leaving for me.

>>42673732

I blame the men for that. Too many desperate fucks who just want to get their dick wet no matter what

>>42673757

Try it anyways. Try to make friends, try to talk to girls. Even if it feels impossible. If you never try it will never get better

>>42673571
I'd brew coffee and eat them, my metabolism doesn't give a shit

>>42673698
>zelda-muffins
Wew lad, you must be a hell of a cunt for not improving yourself for her sake

>>42673571
If I was cutting I would unironically refuse it even if it would mean losing my lovely gf who cooks cookies.

>>42673821
>implying liking zelda games are in any way special

1 in 2 millenials know who zelda is bro

>>42673757
>tfw you had an opportunity to get an education and blew it
>parents don't want you living with them doing a trade, too low status
>just wasting away in home between lifts until you get thrown out
>>42673815
what if trying makes it worse? I either come off as an annoying autist or an avoidant fag.

>>42673571
I'd eat as many as I wanted, because I'm not a little bitch. If your macros are balanced that precariously, take away a little something else. Or fast for a day. Holy shit, the autism in this thread, eat it if you want to, don't if you don't. And you people wonder why you don't succeed.

>>42673821

Tried my best, we stayed together for quite a long time. Longer than I expected

But eventually I started taking her for granted and fell back into my old ways

Dont worry I have plenty of regret myself

>>42673571
I'm following the 25gr of sugar per day rule, all of it comes from fruit, zero processed shit. I've never feel this good in my life, never tired. If a bitch tries to take this from me, I will dump her and I will consider punching her.

>>42673854

As long as you are sincere to people, why would they hate you? Just dont lie or be fake

>>42673571
Eat one or two, fuck the gf more and eat less the next few days since you've got extra calories to burn.

If she doesn't say "Le cookies are ready" after making them, kick that bitch to the curb.

>white stuff in the middle
>made with love

m8, she's prepping you to eat her creampied vagoo

>>42673586
imagine having no social gains whatsoever

>>42673571
answer with
>"WHY DONT YOU GO AN FUCK A NIGGER YOU DISGUSTING PIG"

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>>42673571
Eat one, thank her with a massive fuck ending with full facial splatter.

>>42673993
everything in that is fine except the palm oil and sugar.

I would sub the palm oil for coconut oil, add more hazel and cocoa, change the skimmed milk powder for whey, and sub the sugar for cane sugar or even molasses.

Fuck that would make a great rub

>>42673571
Tear them in half
Let her lick the cream
Get horny
Use sex as an exuse not to eat

>>42673698

awwww, that's cute. Too bad you're a cunt m8, especially if she was pretty.

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>>42674013
>sub the sugar for cane sugar or even molasses.
same shit moron,enough with the meme tier "healthy" sugars, Sugar is sugar,eat it or not but don't think there exist healthier options . Maybe honey but with honey(real.raw honey ) you get different enzimes and other scarce micronutrients that science is only now really investigating. There's a reason humans and other mammals risked their life trying to get it,even in jungle enviroments where fruits are a plenty.

>>42673974
Imagine not being able to lose weight because you keep caving in to social pressure.

>>42673571
eat all of them and then hateful fuck her

>>42673609
How big do you have to get before you can wear this at the gym unironically?

>>42673586
>He's such a lazy cuck an extra 5 minutes of cardio isn't worth making his partner happy
I bet you let Jamal fuck her too so you don't lose any gains.

>>42673698
Each of those pixels is handcut,she probably bought/made 10 different colours,of that fondant thing they use at cake shops.
Anon what did you do to fuck up a girl who loved you that much? That\s almost autismo level of affection

>>42674480
dyel

>>42673591
I hear you

>tfw coming from a home where even parents didn't care enough to cook for

>>42674351
+1

>>42674510

She was always giving me so much, I got spoiled, thought she would never leave me no matter what. The whole story is too much shit for a fitness board. Tl;dr I was dumb and selfish and she DID leave me

Been 2 years since and I havent even dated anybody else, Im eaten up by guilt and regrets, I dont feel like I deserve such happiness again for destroying something so good.

Fuck how did we go from cookies to feels

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>>42673591
>>42673698
I'm coming down from a week-long piano mourning bruhs, don't do this

>>42673854
Everyone wants to be liked. If you broadcast you want to spend time with them and build a relationship, they'll probably be nice to you.

>>42674480
At least 2/3/4/5 and roiders shoulders

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>>42673757
>>42673854
watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pm8_cohgVg
In short

>Face it. Practice being in social situations.
>Concentrate on the other people. Every time you get anxious, you're falling inside yourself, and not paying attention to what is around you. Instead of worrying about how you are appearing, pay attention and try to make those around you comfortable.
>Listen to what people are saying, and ask them questions about it, or about themselves. Listen to their answers. They'll like you immediately. Hardly anyone listens.

>>42673579
not gonna make it.

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Call my doctor and tell him the meds have stopped working and I'm still seeing her.

Have one! They dont even count!

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i have a gf ??

>>42673571
>Eat some of those.
>Reduce calories for your next meals

See? It's not that hard.

>>42673571
Do you think everyone here is a fat fuck?

>>42673698
Jesus Christ, I rarely recommend that but seriously, get her back. Go get her back, now.

>>42674925
Im germanic

>>42673571
>tfw eat shit like that all the time and outlift, outlook /fit/ completely
>tfw we just made cookies and fucked on the table as they were cooking
>tfw literally chad

>>42674538
Are you me? Forcefully becoming independent sucks.

>>42674331
Most peoples didnt risk their lives for honey fampai

Those nepalese madmen do it because that honey is made from some kind of psychotropic pollen. Thet do it to get high, not because of some "10 amazing health benefit of honey you didnt hear about"

>>42674938

Tried, failed

>>42674987
Die then

>>42673571
>eat them all
>slap her around for a bit
>hatefuck
>cum in her ass while choking her
>tell her if she ever pulls that shit again I'll skin her dog alive
gotta know how to take control of the relationship man

>>42673571
Those look fucking amazeballs.....
YOU NEED THAT INSULIN SPIKE CMON

>>42675023
It does suck. I left home at 16 and rarely saw my family again and they died over a decade ago. It was a miserable twenties being bitter and angry. But now at thirty I can reflect back at it and most of the people that matter say that I'm the kindest person they know, so I take that I didn't take my sucky circumstances with me at least.

>>42675047
?? What happened bud?

>>42673571
My girlfriend would already know I don't like sweets.

>>42673571
>eat delicious empty carbs
>drink a pint of milk
>go do sprints to use blood sugar spike
E Z

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>>42675204
He's a Dominican mutt who pretends that he's not half black and is part of the "Mediterranean" master race. He calls everybody who is white a "germanic pig" in some sort of fuk whitey muh dik muffuga compensation.

>>42673698
>Zelda
Fucking CASUALS

>>42673571
Eat one tell her i love them and account for it with the rest of my day.

Its really not hard

Calories in calories out

>>42674938
you're a fucking autist who has never been in a relationship

>>42675293
>not getting in all your calories within 15 minutes of waking up

>>42675293
This jesus christ

Watching your diet and not being autismus maximus are perfectly compatible

But the fuck do i expect from a bunch of retards discussing shit like jaw-growth, optimal rep ranges and alpha-beta nonsense.

Lmao i like to imagine the people in the cbt talking about that and i laugh 10/10

Eat them and then workout a little more to burn off the extra calories. I want to be fit but I know that a person has to really care about me to make cookies for me. Nothing takes priority over my relationships ,be it with my friends,my parents, my siblings or my gf.

>>42673698
>Too bad she left me because Im a cunt.
Hey now we have something in common, don't you hate yourself daily? I do.

>>42674593
you guys should get back together
'hey remember those cookies you made I realized that you really cared about me and I didn't recognize that and this time I'll be better

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>>42674925
no, but we think YOU are a fat fuck

>>42675396
>this mad because he doesn't have a PSL 8+ jaw

>>42673571
Just eat them all in one sitting and guzzle down some laxative afterward.
Literally shit all of it out before your body can absorb it.

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>>42674593
same boat anon

thought she would be the mother of my children

not to sound too faggy, but everyone who comes into our lives does so to teach us something

the question is whether you learn the lesson

don't long for something that clearly wasn't meant to be, all pain stems from attachment.
Rather, go forward as a new person, with these painful experiences serving as a reminder to value those who you want to remain in your life

>>42675499
Pretty sure you must be retarded

You know the body doesnt work like that, right?

>>42673571
That bitch knows I'm cutting and supports my goals.

>>42675530
you must be retarded if you think your body will absorb all the shit in those ice cream bars in a matter of minutes.

>>42673591
If I was your roommate, I'd cook breakfast for you :)

Eat them cookies and then eat your gfs pussy, you cuck. My girl is useless in kitchen

>>42673571
Flex untill you go red in the face, shit your pants and pass out.

>>42673938
>not eating the semen out of her pussy after you cum in her

All those gains are going down the drain, anon!

>>42673579
One per day probably would, one like once a week is whatever.

>>42673571
Eat a couple of them as a meal, not caring about your macros, then look at the recipe and help her improve by making them healthier. And next time she makes them, tell her they're better.

>>42675293
>girlfriend bakes almost daily
>her mom bakes me shit about once a week
>all of her friends invite us out to eat at fast food places three or four times a week

At a certain point you have to start saying no.

>>42674013
>sub the sugar for cane sugar
the fuck do you think sugar is?

>everything in that is fine except the palm oil and sugar.
>everything in that is fine except 80% of it

was I just trolled?

>>42673571
>wait for cheat day
>eat all the cookies in one sitting
>fuck her hard and call her a good girl

>>42673586
>>42673589
>>42673635
>>42673828
>>42673982
>>42674925
>>42675545
>>42675638

You can always tell who's new to fitness by how autistic they get in normal, every-day situations. These newfags get excited about their new hobby and it takes them over, now fitness is a "lifestyle" for them. It's kind of like the IG whores who start squatting then go out and buy a million pairs of spandex and post pics of protein powder and shit.

In reality, anyone who's been into lifting or fitness >1 year will act like a normal person in this situation (even if they're cutting):

>yes, sweetie, thanks so much for thinking of me :)
*eat one or two*
>that tasted great, I appreciate you
*adjusts their daily diet to account for all the sugar they just ate, or if they're even more normal, won't care about the added calories*

It's always autists that bite off more than they can chew. baka

Eat one with her, make a joke about how she must love creampies, then tell her we need to burn off the calories together upstairs

>>42673571

Doesn't count as a meal, eat it.

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>>42673591
DELET THIS

>>42676638
The cookies in OP look like they're 400+ calories each, my man. I guess you can squeeze that in as a cheat food if you're bulking, but it's hard to justify more than one of those, especially if you're being offered stuff like this more than once a week. They look good as fuck, though.

>>42673698
fuck, i will never meet anyone who cares about me to do something like this. i'm happy if people make eye contact with me without revolting in horror

>>42673571
wait until your stomach is empty then eat them and whatever else you want then....
>proceed to go run errands without her and puke it all up in a gas station bathroom or something
gotta pay the piper to keep everyone happy

>>42676740
the autism in this post is astounding

>>42676769
400 calories is fucking nothing, you're only proving his point. Your average soft drink costs that much. Are you seriously telling me you're so underweight that you can't take into account a single can of soda every once in awhile?

>>42673571
You insidious slag! You ungrateful harlot! Has my effort to achieve Nirvana meant nothing to you?

I leave her and anything I have ever had with her behind to search for the Buddha.

>>42673571
N-A-T-T-Y-L-I-C-K-A-R-O-O

>>42676978
People are fucking retarded on this board and are too tryhard. He's probably just too fucking lazy to deal with an extra 400. That, or he's going through babby's first exercise regiment but acting like a hotshot

>>42676978
t. fat powerlifter with bad reading comprehension.

400 calories once a week? Sure, whatever, no big deal. We're talking about an entire plate of 400+ calorie cookies. Also, what kind ofsoda are you drinking that's 400 calories? That's actually my go-to cheat item and they top out around 180 calories a bottle.

>>42674349

>needing to lose weight in the first place

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>>42673757
Damn anon. I hope you make it.

>>42677020

you called him out for bad reading comprehension, then proceed to imply that he suggested eating the entire plate of cookies

good work, chief

>>42673571
I eat all then fuck ur bitch, pussy

>>42677020
guy was talking about having one, maybe two, you can recover from that by jogging for an hour.

>>42677089
Because I said eating one is okay already... Most of this thread is people saying they'd eat the whole plate. Moderation is key.

>>42673571
iifym fag you look like a tryhard loser to your gf and shell probably mock you to her friends

>>42677552
>caring about your health = tryhard

This is why I only fuck escorts

Unless you are competing, eat one fucking cookie dude, how often does she bake this shit?

>>42676769
>like they're 400+ calories each
who gives a fuck. do you know just how insignificant even a 2000kcal surplus is if you only do it once a month?
jesus christ this board scares me. just live you fucks. I just drank 3 glasses of wine at my gf's parents', ate cake, cheese, olive oil with everything. And I don't give a fuck because my diet is balanced overall and I lift.

>>42673580
/thread

>>42675001
Show pictures then "Chad"

>>42674505
>5 minutes of cardio
One of those is at least 400 calories

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>>42673591
DELET

>>42673571
You eat one, for love. Then train harder the next day, for love.

>>42675204
Don't respond to namefags

They look good! I'd eat them all probably. I can't get fat anyway and they probably taste good. Are a lot of people here ex-fatties and cannot handle calories or something? It's weird

it's fucking embarrassing to see some newfag who legit thinks he's going to strip his diet of any cultural specificity and just eat chicken breast rice and brocolli six times a day with no cheating. people here aren't even out of the novice phase and they're acting like they're going to sustain the dietary restrictions of a pro athlete

>>42678786
this. Lotta LARPing or people who used to be fat while young because of bad genes who gain 10 lbs the day after eating a slice of pizza. Most people here are not even fit

>>42673571
>look at cookies
>disgust
>look back at jeff
>pls go

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>>42673571
I'd eat them. Any girl who cares enough to bake/cook for me is worth it

Not that I would know

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>>42673591

>>42673571
How many calories are in love?

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>>42673591
>>42673698

>>42673571
Put it in my mouth, taste it, tell her it's great, then spit it out because I'm cutting.

>>42673591
My baby makes me food all the time, unfortunatly i stopped going gym cause if i do i wont spend enough time with her :( its a double edged sword anons

>>42673571

I fucking hate marshmallows

>>42673854

>what is weightlifting
>what are muscle gains

Social gains are the same. Go to the gym, lift.

Go to the club, lift.

Same thing. At first it feels different but eventually the process feels the same.

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>>42673698
I'd feel bad eating those because of how much work must've gone into them.

I have literally never empathized with any of these "CHAD eats PIZZA" or "would you eat one of these cakes?" threads because I started skelly as fuck and my goal for two straight years was to eat everything I could get my hands on. Anyone else?
I would eat pizza.

>>42673571
those are from boudin and they're delicious

>>42673571
eat all of them don't share then after have sex with gf for cardio

>t. Chad

Politely eat one.

If you really don't want to eat them and you're okay with white lies, take a bite of one, crush it up and throw it away when she's not looking. Make sure she won't find it.

If you consider eating one of your gf's cookies to be an indictment against your principles, don't eat one and explain that to her gently, but then don't engage her in an argument about it.

>>42673571
Since I'm currently bulking, I just give a shit and would eat the cookie.

Lol I swear /fit/ is retarded. I would fucking eat one and be glad I had a gf who made it for me. Hell, if I had a gf I wouldnt feel nearly as motivated to stay as lean, as long as she doesnt care I would just eat shit like that every now and then when she makes em.

>>42673571
Those look delicious. I would eat 2 or 3 with a cup of tea, give my gf a kiss and say thanks babe.

>>42673571
>nah babe I'm cutting RN but thank you for caring :p
Why is everyone acting like if you tell her you just don't want to she will fucking leave you Jesus Christ

>>42673571

i took them to work and let normies wreck themselves.

>>42682648
because that means you ate someone else cookies and are cheating

>>42673571
lol time to regain virginity

>>42673571
>nah babe I'm cutting RN but thank you for caring :p
Why is everyone acting like if you tell her you just don't want to she will fucking leave you Jesus Christ

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>>42673591
I found a gf willing to cook for me. Feels good, you'll make it one day. I believe in you anon