I have to take a titanic shit and I can't force it out, what do I do?
>>42667948
get a laxative and a good book and strap the fuck in
>>42667948
use plunger
>>42667948
kill yourself, not /fit/ related
SAGE
>>42667972
>>42667948
get a laxitive or an enema you dumb fug
>>42667948
Go into a shower naked and rub a little bit of soap on your anus and jump into the toilet
>>42667948
Don't force it..
Unless you want to blow a grape sized hemmoriod out of your arse hole
>>42667948
go in the shower and dig it out like a booger.
>>42667974
Have a smoke if ya got some cigs. If not, a cup of strong coffee will get the ball rolling
>>42667948
Grapefruit spoon and a priest
>>42667988
>Not fit related
THE HELL IT AIN'T!
>>42667948
lay off the opiates you piece of shit.
>>42668699
I've been drug free for 6 months
Oh fuck, I have to pee really bad but I can't, my body cant even gauge the size of this fucking thing.
It was nice knowing you brehs
This isnt natural, the only explanation is that I have angered god.
HEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>42667948
>>42669158
>>42669252
>>42669482
rip anon, pic related