>be member of commercial normie gym >deadlifting 315lbs

i dont even think i was making that much noise either

>>42666363
ok, i will try

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>>42666363
Your first mistake was even paying attention to her after what she said
After she complained you should've shut her out and went back to them dead lifties

>>42666363
"Ok" and then go on being the loudest cunt in the gym.

>''how am i supposed to deadlift silently, you kooky broad?!''

You shoulda just told asked her "Hey, can you mind your business?"

Seriously who the fuck cares about noise at the gym

>>42666406
yeah but if I ignored her she may have complained to management like a bitch

>no
then keep doing what you're doing

>>42666363
stop banging the weight you fucking dyel 3p8 is nothing you might aswell deadlift the bar

>>42666434
>>42666437
>>42666438
These. When I hit my first 500lb pull it hit the ground hard and my gym buddies were yelling at me and when some grandma walked over to tell us to be quiet I said "ma'am, this is a gym not a library" and proceeded to be loud as fuck banging the weights as hard as a I could. Literally no one else in the gym cared except that old lady bc everyone else had in earbuds

>>42666462
i knew this insult was going to be in this thread when i made it. Sorry for not being a world class elite lifter like you

your first mistake was looking not enough intimidating so she had balls to say it to your face

>>42666510
so if i had looked like a chad or something she wouldnt have said anything at all?

>>42666363
"fuck you"

>>42666523
Well if there's anything my experience with women has taught me, she would've probably said something along the lines of
>unf can you like, come make all that noise in my bedroom?

>>42666363
Keep doing your thing.

>>42666523

when Im deadifting nobody is even coming near me other than some old guys waiting for me to finish set and saying "how much was that" "I used to in my hayday" or they try to pull 500+ without warmup and they're like

NOT EVEN MOVED

Should've told her to wear headphones or something.

You can still redeem yourself if you disregard what she said though

>>42666434
This. Watched a guy get yelled at in my gym a few weeks ago for slamming the barbell into the floor. He just dropped it harder after the guy whining at him walked away.

just be louder next time

>>42666363
>girl is obviously flirting
>OP is too stupid to realize

This is my fear. Have I made it, but I'm just too autistic to recognize opportunity?

"well, instead of banging those weighs so loud, i could bang you even LOUDER."
Boom, instalaid

Reply
>do you even lift?
Change not a thing.

"well, instead of banging the weighs so hard, i could bang you even LOUDER."
boom, instalaid

>>42666363
She was initiating a conversation. Maybe she liked mistook you for a "Chad"? Or maybe she was just after some attention.

>>42666363
Tell her you wanna come over and play house? you be the door and I'll slam you. Works every time

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>>42666565
this. Every old man in my gym is like "yeah I used to lift a lot when I was your age". Somehow they were also the strongest guy in the gym and could bench 500

>>42666882
>maybe she liked me
not a chance

>>42666882
No she wasn't.
How is complaining, starting a conversation with someone you may potentially like?
Do you hit on girls by saying:"Hey could you stop running on a treadmill so loud?"

>>42667435
>datelet

>>42666608
had to scroll way too much to find this

>>42667848
>Dating
>Not just asking to have sex
You just have to be straightforward bruh

OP listen dont be a sperglord that slams lmao3plaet down. So many autists drop 2plate like it's heavy shit and everyone thinks they're fucking retarded. I'm not sure if you're that guy but don't be that guy

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>>42666363

Say 'Understandable, have a nice day. :^)', like a good goy.

Then, when she isn't looking, suplex the bitch, deadlift her till failure, overhead press her for one rep, then drop her on your knee so her spine snaps like pic related.

>instachad

>>42666363
Yeah, but how badly were u banging the weights? Were you slamming them down like a douche, or were you just barely making any noise?

>>42668477
I wasn't even dropping them that hard but since the gym has concrete walls its like an echo chamber

>>42666565
I had 445 on the bar and went to get some chalk (I had to hide it, wasn't supposed to be used at my gym), start walking back and see across the gym there's an old guy looking at the bar, does a circle around it, looks both ways, tries to lift it, doesn't move whatsoever, looks around again, and walks away.

>>42668505
Should've just told her to fuck off and ask if she realizes where she's at

>>42668459
cringe

>>42668459

Alpha af

>>42666917
most likey they could, old age got to them, and instead of sitting at home they came back to workout

how trash are normie commercial gyms lads? ive only trained at my university gym which is pretty chill overall, but when I graduate I'll probably have to find some shitty commercial gym somewhere

>>42668578

Best gym to go to is Planet Fitness. All the other gyms are cookie cutter af.

>>42666591
>girl is obviously flirting
if she wanted to flirt, she'd come up with something less retarded. Like you know an open ended question that leads to engaging a conversation. Also a treadmill conversation? Not unless you were on a treadmill next to her.

She was on her period, and wanted to be a bitch. Nothing flirty, carry on, autismo.

>>42666591
thats not flirting

if i saw some dyel slamming 3 plates around id probably yell at him too

>>42668585
Please off yourself you fat shit get back on your treadmill truffle shuffle

>>42668758

>Taking bait this easily.


We get it, you like dicks, you like dicks in your mouth, you like dicks in your ass. You want to wake up every morning to a throbbing cock in your ass, and a limp penis in your mouth. You want penis in you morning, noon, and night. Instead of preworkout you guzzle cum, and for posworkout you gobble more peen.

Instead of GOMAD you do GOSAD: gallon of semen a day.

Summer's over faggot, kill yourself.

>>42668739
no you wouldn't

>>42666363

You say "OK" and then continue your workout. Don't waste your time with these kind of people.

>>42666363
This was your "in" and you blew it.
She wants to know if you'll react manly or like a little bitch.
Say something like "haha, whatever, cunt." and she's yours.

>>42668585
>>42668758
>asking stupid questions on a Siberian Shuffleboard Seminary
>Received stupid answer
>buttblasted

>>>/r9k

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don't even dignify people like this with a response OP, just shoot some finger guns and they'll be too creeped out to ask again

This, verbatim.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMqKhyIRe6w

>>42666363
fuck off

>>42666591
a girl spoke to me
>obviously flirting

>>42666438
Noise from working out? No problem. Noise from some cunt yammering on the cell phone while walking slower than a toddler on a treadmill? Fuck that. I'd start using headphones, but really for the most part the gym music isn't loud enough to bother me.

Tell her its best she leaves the gym now if it is a problem since you've got a full day of Olympic lifts ahead of you. Those lmao3pl8 deadlifts were really snatch pulls right OP? You proceeded to drop 100kg+ from the overhead position and scream like a monster for the next hour right?

>>42666363
tell her it's a fucking gym not a fucking library

>>42666363
"They're called DEATH LIFTS honey."

>>42669041
kek

>>42666363
y-you too

>>42666475
And then everyone applauded XD

>>42669078
I was thinking this, word for word.

>>42669078
>>>42666363 (OP)
>tell her it's a fucking gym not a fucking library
Saw thread. Thought of this response. Come in to see it's been made already

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>>42668774
>GOSAD

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>>42666363
>You would too if I was banging you that hard

>>42668739
ahahaha youd do fucking nothing you tryhard wannabe toughguy

>>42666363
>what should I have said brehs

Well what am I gonna bang?

>>42666363
in Asian voice
hey dis is not lie Barry , so fuck you

>>42666363
>How about I bang you instead and make even more noise?

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>>42666363
Do people actually do this? If people are deadlifting heavy at my gym, it's not weird for them to make that much noise. If I'm doing a few reps with 3pl8, I might see someone look over, but no one ever tells me to stop. In fact no one's ever really approached me at the gym other than to ask how much sets I have left if the rest of the stations are occupied.

>>42670920
LOL

>>42666363
should have replied with
"i'll make YOU make a lot of noise"

sorry its just the weights have been behaving very badly today and im trying to get some sense into them

"Look at what I'm lifting. Do you think you can lift that quietly?"

>>42666363
"No."

>>42666591
>I'm just too autistic
No shit

>>42666363
I can't lift 3pl8 but it's not like you'll win any comps with that. Practice putting it down with full control and good form or you're missing out on perfectly good gains

my gym has treadmills on the other side of gym from where most deadlifts are done.
but there is an upper floor with more treadmills if you really want to hide away.
only costs 10 loonies a month

>>42668578
Just /homegym/ my man. Commercial gyms are breeding grounds for the mentally ill, second only to Apple stores

>>42672334
Are you a woman? How the fuck can an adult male not pull 3pl8 for reps?

My first mire was during 3pl8 deads last week. Finally wore a tank to the gym for the first time last week knowing my back is my best feature.

Some cardio bunny was on an elliptical near where I was lifting. I started busting out lifts as loud as I could, my back was pumped as fuck.

Finished my last set and turned around, saw the 8/10 qt3.14 with her hand down near her cunt. She quickly played it off like she was just rubbing her lower stomach. I jerk off way too much to know what her facial expression meant.

>>42666363
tell her to stop wearing tight clothing because it's distracting

>>42673176
Aww, just pulled your first 3plate?

If you're lifting way more weight than anybody else, no one but management is going to bother with a serious request about your noise.

you shouldn't have to bang deadlifts for reps; it's far more effective for neuromuscular adaptation to use a controlled descent and pull from a dead stop
if you're maxing out then go for it, though

>>42666363
"you would be making a lot of noise too if I were banging you"

>>42666363
Should have invoked the First Ammendment on that bitch. I WILL NOT BE SILENCED.

>>42666363
"Nah"

>>42668578
Whatever you can afford, fuck the cucks that want to fuck up your gains. Home gym is good if you can afford it, otherwise any local gym with a weight set.

>>42673319
Not bad.

>>42669037

I sometimes don't like to wear headphones when working out and give my complete attention to lifting, but the gym music is so god damn awful it forces it on you.

>>42673176

Nobody but the rare beast of a man is going to hit 3 plates right off the bat. It took me around 6-8 months. 6ft 173.

>>42673234

This.

>>42666475
Dont you ever touch my weights again ill fucking rape you

Go "oh sorry my bad". ..Give her a few minutes of silence. Then sneak up behind her and fuckin rape her !!!!!!!

Just look her in the eyes and say "no"

>>42666617
More like insta-banned

>>42668879
Average 4channer

>>42666406
that makes you seem like an autist

>>42666363


Getting defensive is the worst way to respond. Be polite and continue to do your thing.

I actually had this happen in a normie gym deadlifting 4 pl8...

>finish my 5th rep
>huffing and puffing
>some faggot wearing a belt for DB flyes approaches me
>"hey do you have to bang the weights so loud"
>I dont even bang them, and dont bounce my reps at all
>tell him "why dont you try putting this down quietly 5 times"
>just stand there and stare at him
>5 seconds pass
>he turns around
>see him less and less
>eventually stops visiting the gym

heh

>>42673932
>lets play
>ur ass is a pl8
>and my cock is a bar

Should have just said no then carried on or just said its heavy

>>42666591
that's not what flirting looks like my man

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>>42674054
normie rekt. good going anon

>>42666363
This is the appropriate response
>do a 360 and turn to face her
>completely serious
>NO!
>put fingers in shape of a cross
>GAINS GOBLIN YE GONE
>make sure whole gym hears
>go back to deadlifting
>be even louder

you could've said anything as long as you said it with confidence "i guess i just know how to make a lot of noise"

>>42666605
don't forget to really scream that last part

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I usually just give em one of these and continue with my day

> Lift in big commercial normie chain gym
> Everyone is chill and nobody cares if you make a lot of noise
> Slamming weights is looked down upon but everyone understands that dropping when you can't grind out your reps happens
> People understand that deadlifts make noise
> People genuinely show interest in you and your workout schedule, everyone is approachable for advice
> read online about commercial gyms in 'murrica
> no grunting policy
> no dropping weights policy
> no deadlift policy
> being banned from your gym because you look too good and dyels get jealous
> squat racks get removed because dyels injure themselves
> Even looking at someone wrongly will either get you stabbed or banned from the gym because it doesn't match their SJW agenda
> Fights everywhere, people have no chill
> People don't let others work in because MUH 10 MINUTE RESTS AND NOBODY CAN TOUCH IT WHILE IM WORKING ON IT

Man am I happy to live in the country of Dutchies.

>>42674562
That's literally only Planet Fatness which is a complete joke. Most gyms aren't normal.

>>42671584
when banging the "weights"

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>>42666363
Destroy thots, get gains. Should've told her to get bent and continued with your lifties.

if i banged you, youd be making a lot of noise too

only he who has control over himself and the weight can set down his barbell sweetly and gently and silently when deadlifting for reps

you will never know this feel, because now a bitch told you to be quiet, so you have to keep dropping your shit on the floor to defy her

reader, don't end up like this, always control your barbell