How do I win my gf back from a Manlet? Basically, this girl

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make him your gf to assert dominance

Hide a gun in your pants. You know what you have to do

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You should have used your superior reach.

Why is Peter Crouch so fucking shit in the air considering how tall he is? The guy is great with the ball at his feet considering his size. If he wasn't a lanklet and was like 6'1-6'2 which would have helped his balance and ball control so much he could have been an incredible footballer but he's always just been seen as a meme because of his height.

>>42661823
>win girl backafter she cheats on you
Just buy her nice things while she continues to get what she needz from a more alpha male

>>42661823
You laughed when you caught her cheating, but then tried to fight the guy?

>>42661823
>got heem'd by a manlet
there is no coming back buddy. get used to pornhub

>>42661965
he has the most headed goals in the prem. but yeah he's shit in the air i guess.

>>42661823
you don't, if it's a true fight then realize that the collarbones are among the best weakspots to hit. it requires 19-30 kg of force to break them and if they shatter it takes months to heal, may require operations and shit.

So what you want to do is do a few diversion jabs then knee/elbow him in the collarbone. if you do this correctly he will experience extreme pain. After stunning him the rest is pretty easy. Tear his ligaments apart. Start with the legs, take his calves and while holding your weight on the inner side of his knees drop your weight on them. This will either tear his knee ligaments or shatter his kneecaps depending on your weight and his health. Do not. DO NOT strike his abdomen/chest, neck/head as this might kill him. Optionally dislocate his shoulders by doing an armhold and once again placing your foot on his back, as if you were plucking a chicken.

basically: stun->use weight to cripple

>OP tried to be a hard motherfucker
>and then got knocked the fuck out by a tiny man

Sorry pal, there's no hope for you.

>>42662457
He will just get grappled if he tries this and lose.
Also if he did manage to break his collarbone the fight would be over. No need to cripple.
Just watch out for a tackle.

Film it and post it here!

>>42661823
he fucked your girlfriend and has been for a while, you already lost.

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>>42661823
>wanting a whore back after she cheats on you
i'd rather be a manlet that this co-dependent

>>42662582
>he fucked your girlfriend and has been for a while, you already lost.

This . anon move on

>>42661823
she probably got railed by him on your passed out body

she obviously doesn't want you back, you're just going in there to get your ass kicked for what tiny ego and little pride you have

>>42661865
What did I just witness?

>>42661823
Bumperino
Do a lot of cardio bitch, fights are extenuating. Practice with those millions of YouTube videos about MMA and street figting, and learn how to grapple and wrestle. The key is being versatile, but be able to focus on a specific move and be good at it.

Lol get cucked, get over it op, "your" loool girl will be cringing that you are fighting for her. You lost to a manlet bro, move on.

>>42663223
brits

>>42661865
what the fuck

>>42661823

>fighting for a girl that cheat on you

Get cucked bro, you deserve it with that beta attitude.

>>42661823
>find your gf cheating on you
>laugh
you arent noticing how ambigous you are

>>42661965
Crouch is easily the best english striker of the decade.

>>42661823
t. manlet shill

>>42663223
>>42663708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9oZaP-my5E

>>42661823
BAIT

>>42661823

Yup, there's no feeling quite like winning back the love and attentions of a whore who cheated on you. Sloppy disloyal pussy is the absolute best, and totally worth the effort.

>>42663882
high-culture

>>42662440
think you'll find that's Alan Shearer you degenerate.