>Why didn't you collab with me, big guy? I told you what would happen
>>42655883
Jason don't do it
>>42655883
Bruh piana did the collab what more do you want
>>42656777
>He got what he deserved
>>42655883
>Jason actually has the power to perceive things outside of their normal order
>The video of him saying "So Rich Piana died" was actually a precognition from a couple days in the future
He's grown too powerful. The Monkeyprick must be stopped at all costs.
He Cant Keep Getting away with this!
>>42656999
Checked
>>42656777
>>42656999
Trips of peace
Coath PJ dies next
>aided by 4 simultaneous ifbb certified coaches, free gear, groceries and gym membership, Janoy actually starts to lean out
>dexa scan shows that he lost 15lbs of fat and gained 10lbs of muscle in a month
>he almost has a fighting chance of not coming last in the ruby
>recieves rumors about piano man's death a week before it actually happens
>makes a video saying that he got what he deserved for not collabing with Jason again
>Jason is flat out dropped by Blackstone
>no coaths
>no gear
>no gym membership
>no food
>begins comfort eating 4 weeks out
>documentary lads staying with him upload a video of maggots in his sink
>The same guy uploads a video of 31 year old Jason bawling his eyes out in his regular crocodile tearening video
This is 4 weeks worth of genovaverse events.
Jason's life is more entertaining than any sitcom ever
>>42657168
He's slowly starting to replace chrischan
Even the other boards on 4chan know who he is now
>>42657168
The Delray Misfits have come a long way from just getting "CHOCOLATE GOLEM GET YE GONE" responses whenever Lenny was posted
>>42656777
>>42656999
>>42657111
triple trips for my wish I'll ask for Jason to with the Ruby
>>42657338
win*
>>42657338
There's a limit to even the power of trips, anon.
>>42656999
Order 66'd
>>42656777
he collabed his palm to jason's empty dome is what he collabed
>>42656777
>>42656999
>>42657111
goodnight pj
>>42655883
Is that Macklemore?
>>42658679
Np, it's the new king of /fit/