>thought I was 6'4 for years >turns out I'm actually

>thought I was 5'10 all this time
>get a new doc
>she measures me
>I am 5'9"

why live

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>>42655472
>thought I was 4'11
>turns out I'm 5'11 this whole time
guys Ive got a new lease on life

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>I was 180 cm
>move to the US
>suddenly I'm a 5'11" manlet

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK...DONNEL DRUMPF NEEDS TO BE REMOVED FROM OFFICE RIGHT NOW

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>>42655472
>tell everyone I'm 6'
>i'm actually 5'11

>>42656253
this desu

>>42655547
Lol was she shorter?

I had some fucking short ass latina nurse measure me and she measured 2-3 inches short because she couldn't read the scale correctly.

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>>42655472
>hit puberty really late
>grow through senior year hs
>went from 5' to 5' 10"
>taller than friends:)

>Always thought I was 5'10.
>Am actually 5'10"+9⁄32"

>think im done growing at 5'(3/2)"
>doctor tells me im 5'2"

ill take what i can get fuck me

>thought my dick was 8 inches
>turns out i have a micro penis

Brb killing myself

>>42655472
Calm down gayboy, just focus on making bros and awesome gainz. Your height is just fine faggot.

>>42657937
Kekd

>>42655472
>Thought I was a king for years
>turns out I'm a schizophrenic homeless man with a basket castle

>tell everyone im 6'3"
>actually 6'6.5"
i aint stopping, either

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>tell people im 6'1
>I'm only 6'1 when I just wake up

>be 5'8
>claim to be 6'

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>6'2
>claim to be 5'8

>>42656253
>tell everyone i'm 6'1
>actually only 6'0
>I start to believe it because I rarely come across people who are taller than me

>got measured as 5'10 by doctor

you guys think if I say im 6' people will know im lying?

7"0

Claims to be 0"1

>>42655472
I shit you not, I saw a guy at walmart that was about 8 feet tall. He had to duck to walk through the fucking door.

>>42655472
Thought I was 6 feet tall, got measured and I'm only 5'12" feelsbadman

>>42658021
>hey anon how tall are you
>5'11''
>nah bro youre way taller than that

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>thought I was 5'10 for years
>turns out I'm actually 5'9

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>get my driver's license when i was 16
>only 5'8"
>grow 3" over the next few years
>every license renewal they keep reprinting the 5'8"
I'M NO LONGER A MANLET DAMNIT

>>42658006
are you me

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>thought I was 175cm
>measure at 177cm

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>>42655472

>keep thinking I am 5'11 for fucking years during college
>check my drivers license
>actually 5'8
>even fatter on the BMI scale now

fucking kill me

>>42658052
You can really only get away with one inch imo. maybe two if the person you're lying to is pretty short.

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>>42658165
>5'11"
>not a manlet

My doctor measures me at 6'2 3/4 every time I go. When I went and talked to recruiters the guy measured me at 6'1. I said no fucking way. That's what he put me down as. I've measured myself too, exactly 6'2 3/4. Glad I never signed any paperwork. (Actually they rejected me for medical reasons and told me I would have to go do a bunch of bullshit medical screenings before they would even consider looking at my file again). I'll just go into real estate I guess.

>>42657778
Get on growth now before your growth plates seal up. You can get another inch or two.

>>42658165
You can ask them to update your height when you renew anon.

>>42658052
Join me in being manlet kings.

I turned 18 three weeks ago. Is it still possible to grow 4cm?

>>42656253
>tell everyone I'm 6'
>i'm actually 6'2

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>tfw 6ft 1 king of manlets
oh well, maybe getting adjusted by a chiropractor will gain be another inch

>>42659010
>tfw 6'6"
A-at least I have some nice shoulders

>>42659194
>possible?
yes
>but are you going to?
no

>>42656253
I do this too, at least I'm closer to 6'0" than 5'11" so I can sort of justify it to myself