HUUU HAAA

>it's /fit/ because the 1500th rebooted childrens cartoon has a guy with muscles
kys op

>>42640159
The original was already super feminist, I can't wait to see how they're going to "improve" it.

>retooled for modern audiences
>it's a Johnny tries to unironically hook up with trannies episode

>>42640159
They're also doing reboots for rocco's modern life, power puff girls, hey arnold, samurai jack and probably more I can't think of off the top of my head. Is cartoonkino back on the menu?

>>42640159
this get is predicting that it will be a feminist liberal shit fest

>>42640186
Call me when they are rebooting Darkwing Duck.

>>42640186
>reboot
>kino
It's almost as if you forgot about 2016

>>42640174
They will making him [spoiler]gay[/spoiler] or they will make him end up with a fat black disable stronk womyn, to show to little boys that having standards is discrimination

>first episodes are his normal antics
>suddenly he comes to a realization thanks to his best guy friend who's secretly a tranny that lifting is a waste of time and that he should love his natural self
>becomes skinny fat and starts participating in protests

>>42640186
Nigga, did you even watch the new Samurai Jack? That ending was awful, they needed way more episodes to fix the glaring pacing issues.

>Hey there Pops, I'll take an order of fries and a cutiepie to share 'em with

>>42640186
>samurai jack
God, season 5 was such a fucking disappountment
>powerpuff girls
It's dead, Jim

>the show is retooled for modern audience
Dropped

>>42640287
>More episodes of shitty Mary Sue monkeyface
No thanks

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>>42640268
>[spoiler]

>>42640159
>retoold for modern audiences

Jesus, it's like they're actively destroying my childhood

What's next, a new Dexter's Lab where they teach that emotions>logic?

>>42640159
>retooled for modern audiences

I hope they mean tinder jokes and not homo shit

>>42640159
God, not one of you guys mentioned how rebooting Johnny Bravo is a terrible idea? Just look at how bad the Powerpuff girls and Samurai jack did!

And it's not just my doubt on the people making it, it's about Johnny bravo as a show.
I mean what do you think would happen if you put a womanising bufffdude on a childrens network in the modern day?
Maybe you haven't seen the news lately but its likely that every left field feminist and Sir gentleman would gather round in the name of feminism, gender politics and sexism to denounce the show.
If the rebooter's were in anyway smart they'd have to remove Johnny's woman loving traits, which again doesn't make any sense.

>>42640318
I forgot those didn't work in here kek

>>42640330
A Dexter's Lab in wich her sister turns out to be smarter than Dexter

>>42640394
>A Dexter's Lab in wich her sister turns out to be smarter than Dexter
She always was same with Pinky being smarter than Brain, you brainlet.

>>42640336
jack was ok tho?

>>42640418
Jack was ok but at the end of the series you could tell they needed more than 10 episodes to re create the classic Jack feel and wrap the story up.

The first half of the show definitely makes it worth watching if you were a Samurai Jack fan

>>42640402

Deedee's role was that of an agent of chaos. The show never hinted at any sense of savantism, or hidden intelligence. The entire point of her character appearing was to fuck up Dexter's autistic world.

Hell, she was the original
>NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEE

>>42640159

>retooled for modern audiences

AKA, it's going to be SHIT

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>>42640380
>forgot
Get ye gone, newfag

This is likely fake. No way they would ever bring Johnny Bravo back in current times with these raving feminists.

>>42640583

You guys get that Johnny Bravo was making fun of dudes, yeh?

>>42640549
I never use spoilers just because I forget which boards they work on

>>42640171
Fuck off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCVw6igO7U4

>>42640593
You get that feminists are too stupid to realize this and would still shove their "promotes rape culture" bullshit agenda, yeh?

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>>42640633
I saw the whole thing and can relate :(

Is Johnny Bravo a sperg?

>>42640795
You sat through 2:21Min? Damn.

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>>42640795
Same
Johnny Bravo is /ourguy/

>>42640633
>I was now a Johnny Burger, extra beef.
This fucking writing

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>>42640824
No, I wanted to see the ending and it only made things more depressing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp9A_HeKxAw

>>42640159

YES YES YES

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>>42640909
>MFW

>>42640924
>believing it wont be shit

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>>42640177
. . . uh, well . . . actually . . . its been done.

>>42640186
Ppf was already done. Arnold is a movie. Samurai Jack was the final season and it's done.

>>42640195

I don't have your number.

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dont get excited
>episode with "women arent objects"
>episode with "masculinity is toxic"
>episode with "women dont like fit guys but skinyfats"
>episode with "going to gym is for assholes"
>episode with "johny's mom gets boyfriend which johny doesnt like"(boyfriend will be Black ofc)
and those are Light. i wouldnt be surprised with episides about fags, trannies and racemixing (White woman Black guy ofc)

>>42641635
+49 171114495X
Just 10 calls at best, anon.

>>42641641
Sooo... every Johnny Bravo episode to date?

>>42641641
To be fair, Johnny liked blacks and whites.

>western (((entertainment)))
YAAAWWWWN I wonder when's the next update to the manga I'm reading.

>>42640186
Everyone from that generation grew up to be manchildren, so they're rebooting the cartoons. It's sad.

This is some 1984 shit. Replacing history with whatever fits the modern political narrative, just like these historical statues being pulled down by leftists. Sure it's just a show, but it really makes you wonder why the fuck they can get away with such obviously politically motivated, one sided nonsense.

>>42640330
>Dexter's Lab but Dexter is a flatearther

>>42640268
Pretty sure he was gay already, just in denial

>>42642274
>constantly trying to pick up women makes you gay
kys

>>42640747
This is also the biggest problem with nofap, when you fall, you fall harder than ever before

>>42642161
>show about a flat-earther and his vain pursuit to prove the earth is flat
i'd watch it

>>42640418

>Unneeded love interest
>Rushed story told in 10 short 20 minute episodes
>retconned destinys from earlier seasons
>Ending involves Jack undoing all the heroic progress he has ever made saving people
>One of the poorest written time paradox moments ever were Ashi ceases to exist when Jack still gets to go back in time and undo the future..USING HER POWERS!!
>since the future no longer exists all the needless sacrifices Jack took to prevent people from dying was for not.
>meaning Jack could have went back to the past ages ago without a guily conscience
>Jack held himself back for nothing
>His friends and lover are gone forever now


None of this would have been a problem if they just stuck to the idea that Jack never goes back to his past. Jack spent decades in the future as opposed the the past now. He doesn't exactly belong in the past anymore. Sure, he'd have to sacrifice his old people, but he could have saved the future from their Aku instead.
Eh, the last season went to shit really. A unneeded love interest that hugged up way too much time. They had too little time to wrap up a story in 10 short 20 minute episodes. The ending proved the most fatal flaw as Jack undoes everything he fought for by using Ashi to go back in time, kill Aku and essentially cause Ashi and everyone else to cease to exist.
What was the point of Jack saving anyone the past 5 seasons if none of it actually mattered?
He lost his love, he lost his new friends and realistically speaking he has more ties to the future than he did to the past anymore.
I bet being stuck in a prehistoric past really sucks, especially when you can't have your favourite Alien foods, good health care and alien titties.

>>42640633
Back in the day on tv i remeber seeing a brief montage and Jhony said something about eating a bunch of mashed potatoes. I dont remember this one.

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>>42640171
Johnny is /our guy/.

>>42640192
I came here to second this.

There is not a chance that it will be good. They couldn't keep Game of Thrones from that sort of fate.

>>42642856
>dem legs
>ourguy
For sure

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>>42642882
/ourguy/

>>42642895
Aw shit is that Panty?

>>42640171
It's more /fit/ because of his approach to the ladies, for anyone who's seen /fit/ approved lines.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSgbSjBW_gk

>>42642856
Post the one where he fucks a female clown

>>42640159
The humor won't work in the ultra PC society we live in. They're going to make him a Drumpflike character who gets shit on by liberals and minorities rather than a lovable loser who fails due to his own hubris.

>>42643176
It's actually been bought of by a right wing celebrity that loves the original humor, so nice try.

>>42643176
But he always gets shit on on the original series. he was never Chad.

that feelerino when a popular cartoon is 2 years older then u. Lol

>>42643293
But he was a loveable doofus, kind of like how Mr. Magoo is a likable old guy despite his personality

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>>42640159
>buff
>great hair
>cool voice
>confident
>doesn't let rejection get to him
>enjoying NEET life
>cute redheaded loli wants him bad
I'm pretty certain Johnny made it, lads.

>>42643363
She's like 6 years old man wtf is wrong with you?

>>42643384
this, wait until puberty at least.

>>42641896
There have been plenty of old tales that have been adapted or rebooted, keep your doomsday fantasies in check.

>>42642915
It surely is.

>>42640336
Trump won, there is a bigger audience that doesnt give a fuck about any of that shit and they know it.

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>>42641641
>yfw all the racemixing is black woman/white male

>>42643384
No problem, I'm a muslim.

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>retooled for modern audiences

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>>42643384
She wasn't going to be 6 forever. Johnny only had to wait for her to reach her teens for prime waifu material.

>>42642960
Honesty most of these would work now days,

Did any of you read the fucking article lmao
https://cynicnomore.com/2016/04/13/cartoon-network-to-reboot-johnny-bravo-in-2017/

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>>42643992
>“I’m loving this chance to change history. 2017 will have a new Johnny Bravo that women will love. I can’t share all the details now but expect a softer more feminist Johnny. The muscles and ugly yellow hair fin are gone. And with that goes the chauvinistic humor too. The influence of the old show is felt to this day. Some man tried to holler at me as I biked to work. He said ‘how it’s cooking, good looking.’ He objectified me sexually and assumed that I cooked. I do not cook. I am a strong proud independent woman who orders take-out every night. No woman should feel as threatened as I did when that man said that to me. Events like this occur because of shows like the old Johnny Bravo. ” said Ms. Antony.

test

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>>42644011
The modern woman is obsolete
This is the age of the waifu

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>>42643992
oh god no

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>>42643992
Fuck life

>>42644245
Yeah, ill try this.

>>42641649
Very good, I'll call you as soon as I know anything about Darwin Dank.

>>42640159
Anyone else worried that they will make him a SJW?

>>42640186
>Calling it cartoonkino
>Not Artoons

>>42643992
This looks like satire and it's only posted on a random blog, why is everyone taking it so seriously?

>>42644476

It is, retards in /tv/ were losing their shit until someone read the blog and searched the oracle.

>>42641896

>giving a fuck what kind of media other people consume

as long as they're well adjusted adults, who the fuck cares?

>brainlets
thats who

>>42644444
checked

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>>42644011

I read the article in disbelief, it reads like a satirical piece more than anything else

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>>42642534
Implying I ever watched samurai jack for the plot and not the characters/atmosphere.
I'm honestly just happy that it got an ending, and that's saying a lot because I'm a cunt and nothing makes me happy anymore.

>>42640909
so he literally becomes the biggest wifes son
jesus christ

>>42644011
>>42644245
>>42644260
Do any of you even understand irony?

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>42640159
>retooled for modern audiences

So it's just going to be this episode?

Are they also going to forget that they made it a point that Johnny pretty much failed every single time he hit on women? That there was already a strong feminist vibe to the show that was still okay because Johnny's hilarious?

>>42640549
Do they actually say that shit?

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>>42640909
Holy fucking shit, that ending was too real.

With Jack done, it'd be nice to see a few more seasons of Symbionic Titan.

>>42645136
That shit is never coming back lmao

>>42640909
I don't even remember why the fuck was Suzy always on Johnny's housed.

>>42644444
Q U I N T S

>>42640159
They better make him like the shorts or the first few episodes: a macho who loves chicks, himself and doing what it takes to get laid.

Not like what they did in next episodes or the future season; make him an absolute retard without muscular definition.

>>42640402
Narf

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OP NO!

YOU CROPPED OUT THE WORST PART

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>>42640159
he's probably just gonna be a gay nigger this time :S

>>42640909
I've never seen that episode...

Johnny had a literally perfect girl crush on him in High School, but due to absolutely true misunderstanding and forgetful parenting, they never saw each other again. She ended up still crushing on him, but she got married elsewhere and had 7 kids. All of which could have easily been Johnny's.

>>42645923


"The show will be titled, Suzy and Johnny and is geared to be a more woman-friendly show. The Johnny Bravo character will be a sidekick to a young woman named Suzy. Suzy, a little girl in the original series will be the same age as Johnny in this new series and the new main character. The show will explore the dangers of street harassment and the struggles that the modern woman faces today.

The pilot episode will start with an apology to the audience from Van Partible, the original creator of Johnny Bravo. The rest of the episode will be Suzy explaining to Johnny why his approach to women is wrong."

"Johnny Bravo was a dark chapter in Cartoon Network’s history. We had this musclehead character harassing and sexually objectifying women for laughs. He was a symbol of the toxic masculinity that permeates our society"

"I’m loving this chance to change history. 2017 will have a new Johnny Bravo that women will love. I can’t share all the details now but expect a softer more feminist Johnny. The muscles and ugly yellow hair fin are gone. "

I raged until I saw that no reputable news site is reporting this 10/10 bait

>>42644011
Jihad was right
There is only 1 gender (and it´male)
female are dumb sexual objects

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>>42640159
>retooled

Already it's ruined

is johnny natty?

>>42640847
>>42644137
>>42642667
post gatomon

>>42645971
Thank god. So you're saying all that is not real?

>>42640159
>Cartoon Network """reboot"""
No...
Not Johnny...
Please...
Please I beg you-
You already sacrificed PPG, Dexter's Laboratory, fuck even Jack only just got out by the skin of his teeth...
IS IT NOT ENOUGH?
LEAVE JOHNNY ALONE!

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>>42640159
It will be trash

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>>42640159
>"retooled for modern audiences"
Translation: time to "fix" this problematic character.

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>>42646223
Just one of the many reasons I lift

>>42646669
Because you are a furry and need to overpower some beasts?

>>42646669
lewder. that cat was made for fug

>>42640159
Why create new content when your audience pretends to be nostalgic about anything old?

>>42645392
She had a crush on him. Plus I think Mama Bravo liked her, so she just hung around the place. Not to mention she's the kid appeal character.

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>>42640633
So Johny really got all buff to make is girl friend happy. What a woman hater who promotes rape culture.

FUCK, MIND = BLOWN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJis8T-9634

>>42640186
>cartoon""""""""kino""""""""
>Samurai Jack has a rushed and disappointing 5th season and ending
>nuPPG is AIDS-tier

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>>42640909

>>42640268
Wong.board

>>42640186
more like desperate nostalgia cash grabs.

>people hating on SJ season 5

Ending was great. Le pacing fags are fucking contrarian morons

>>42646308
Nope.
It's definitely fake. The CN exec mentioned in the "article" is fake which 100% confirms it

>>42640195
+1

>>42644902
iirc MEMRI's translations are generally accurate, although they do make a point of finding the looniest jackasses on Arab television.

>>42640909
DELET

>>42640633
>Johnny get /fit/ for grills
>turns out grills are shallow
Even fictional characters know lifting is only for yourself

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>>42640174
They'll turn Johnny into a black guy, that lives with his 2 lesbian mothers

>>42640633
>you got all buff for ONE GIRL?

fuck , that hit right in the feels

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>>42642960
>"I have a boyfriend"
>"You look like the kind of girl that could use two"

>>42642960
Johnny is one of us who made it

>>42640177
I mean, if you wanted to see a muscled blonde Chad successfully meet and fuck several women you could just go outside

>>42647911
Unironically a good way to deter a shit test.

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>>42640430
>jack feel

No that is the problem. Go back and watch the first 4 seasons. It was all relatively self contained shit with goofy antics. The problem comes in when the season starts off on a completely different high note, then slumps down into its typical self while trying to make you give a damn about a new character, return to its episodic nature, fan wank, and wrap it up in 10.

It really needed more eps or to drop ashi to work.

>>42642534
Jack was pure virgin to the end. And those people would rather be dead than living under 24/7 aku rule.

>retooled for modern audiences

the cuckening

>>42640633
>chest exercise
>rear delt band pull aparts

>>42641641
JB might be spared. His popularity is mostly driven by India and they got bigger problems than diversity. And the brollywood movie was decent.

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>>42641641
>"johny's mom gets boyfriend which johny doesnt like"(boyfriend will be Black ofc)

This actually sound like a pretty funny premise, if done right could be hilarious.

>Johnny Bravo in SJW era
oh god no

>>42646174
Übermass, I'm all über it!

>>42645971
Sounds so over the top that it has to come from some raging stormfronter.