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What does /fit/ness heaven look like
I picture it as a huge gym
>preacher curls the right size and shape to avoid discomfort
>absolutely no cardio machines found anywhere
>cast iron plates on the upper floor, bumper plates on the bottom
>there's always a empty squat rack to curl in, and a empty bench to press in
>dumbbells of all shapes and sizes, nobody has to wait for one to be done
I guess piano man will be doing 8 hour arms for the rest of eternity
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>>42635671
Heaven is unison with God and perfect contentment, free from want and imperfection.
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>>42635705
I'm not talking about heaven. I'm talking about /fit/ heaven. I'm talking about the place /fit/ people go when they die
But you bring up a good point. What does /fit/ god look like
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>>42635799
Actual God is above human form and imagination, as a perfect and transcendent entity, but /fit/ God is a taller, more attractive version of Dmitry Klokov.
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Rich had a type, big chested blonde bimbos
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>/fit/ness heaven
a gf
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>>42635872
Thanks sherlock
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Not cast iron, calibrated steel plates
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>>42635872
typical guido dumbass
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>>42635671
no frauds allowed
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What if this is /fit/ heaven? In your real life you constantly tried but failed. You never breached 1/2/3/4 for 5, you never got that qt3.14 gf, you never got a satisfying job. Maybe in /fit/ heaven you can succeed. You will surpass your mortal limits and die an old, proud, happy man.
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>>42635849
>more attractive version of Dmitry Klokov
So it's confirmed doesn't exist.
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