>be me >be in corporate all hands on meeting >several

>>42628333
by fixing your fucking diet

>>42628442
t. dyel

Protein farts are a result of protein shakes.

>>42628465
protein shakes are for dyel's

>>42628465
>protein shakes
like i said, fix your fucking diet

>>42628521
>>42628572
>Piano man advocated 4 scoops
>Piano man a dyel

Want to know how I know that the only thing you've lifted in your life is a fork!

>>42628582
?*

>>42628333
>be me in same kind of meeting
>offices around the globe are going one by one introducing themselves
>crippling social anxiety
>as my office starts going around the table i get visibly uncomfortable
>start shifting in my seat, rubbing my hands on my legs and just generally freaking out inside
>incredibly overwhelming desire to get up and leave the room, but i cant because our new CEO is on the meeting and he might start closing offices or cutting people
>im having a panic attack
>guy next to me starts looking over, he can tell something is wrong with me
>eventually gets to me
>i literally have to lean my elbows on my legs and hunch way over just to hold myself together
>"uhh hi i'm anon, i grew up in ____ and went to school at _____, i like skiing, it's great to be working here"
>body temperature is about 1000F at this point
>meeting eventually moves on

At least i still have a job

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>tfw my protein farts are so bad they travel out of my room and my roommates can smell them in the hallway
my whole room smells like shit, even my computer chair

>>42629256
Get some air freshener wtf

>>42629317
I do use air freshener but it's no match for my zyklon Fs.

>>42629370
Then you need to improve ventilation. My apartment bathroom has no vent fan but there is rarely any fog or shit stink leftover after showers and shits.