You start working out over a shitty girl that never liked you.
You run into a few people at the gym and make friends.
They tell you of /fit/ and to read the sticky.
You do SS and GOMAD for a little while and look up YouTube videos.
You sit back on your days off and enjoy the memes on /fit/. The antics of all the posters when Scooby came to town and bro comedy.
You see a post saying 4 scoops cmon.
So you look into it and see all the mutant videos.
You start noticing all the mutant gear people bring to the gym. You think it's funny.
5%
The fit expo is coming to your town, you go. You see the wealthy piano himself. You shake his hand. You tell him 4 scoops cmon, you both awkwardly chuckle. You can tell he's annoyed but keeping a good attitude. You laugh and look kinda towards the ground but decided to just go check out other vendors at the expo. You still remember that handshake.
You see a lot more wealthy piano memes and even do your own 8 hour arm day. Life is good, but then you look up
You see him gliding away, slowly. You think, oh wait, he's not actually leaving, he's just gliding on for a bit. Everything's fin, but then, moments later, he pulls away and leaves us behind.
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>>42624017
He belongs to strongest 5% percent who have more strength than the other 70% of the world population. He must share his strength with others. Such injustice!
I've been drinkintg a little ever since I heard yhe news. I am quite distraught.
>>42624096
u better be drinking REAL FOOD GOD DAMNIT
>>42624108
fuck
>>42624017
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP GODDAMMIT
>>42624158
he died
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I'm genuinly sad. He was quite inspiring when I used to dedicate my entire life to lifting.
I don't go so full on as I used to but I still occasionally watch some of his videos.
RIP mutant, you finally and trully left humanity behind. I hope you're working out with zyzz in Heaven's gym.
>>42624075