Mire thread Post stories about being mired Doesn't

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>out in the woods with the boys
>hiking for half the day, legs feeling heavy
>come across a more open, marsh-like area
>need to get to the other side but don't feel like taking the long way around
>I take the lead and start walking straight across
>ground gives way a bit
>realize where I am
>realize what I'm on
>quagmire'd

>be me at doctor
>have nice tan going on because recently passed out in the sun
>standing in corridor waiting in good lighting wearing tightish shirt
>other doctor who knows me since birth greets me
>pats me on my abs and proclaims that i am looking good and sporty
>other people around so i turn red, look to floor and mutter thank you
oh well
there was a qt as well, but im so fucked up at this point that i cant even look at them anymore

2 chicks on the bus probably giggling at how much of a manlet skelly dyle I am