>tfw my abs finally start showing without much flexing effort

>>42609091
Act all worried and ask her to check the rest of your body for being out of alignment.
Direct her to your balls and panic when she finds that one is lower than the other.
Wait to see how she acts
Then laugh at her until she leaves

>>42609091
>tfw you can only physically get a 4 pack because of the way your abs are shaped
kil me nao

>>42609091
>flirting with qt
>take off my shirt
>she looks at me and asks why "I can put my dick in between your pecs and not touch the sides"
FUUUUCK
I hate my shit genes

" had to donate an ab to my grandma cause she had a hernia "

>>42609184
pics?

>>42609091

like fuck she said that

>>42609091
I should also note that there was literaly nothing special about this fucking whores body, she was just skinny fat.

Fucking roasties don't appreciate the effort nor respect it.

>>42609245
I wish I was making this up.

Prior to this on the dinner date, she even said her ex was bigger than me.

She's a total cunt.

>>42609262

jesus, lad

fuck em

>>42609249
This is why /fit/ is gay
No one appreciates a man's body more than a man

>>42609280
/fit/ is just /r9k/ with abs and I don't give a shit if you act like a chad you're not a normie if you're on 4chum

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>>42609091
Oh god, I wasn't that self concious of my abs alignment until now, but now i'm terrified.
How is it even possible to have every bad gene for aesthetics.

>>42609332
>implying /fit/ has abs
/fit/ is /r9k/ that squats

Half of all /fit/posts can be summarized as "I just squatted 3pl8, where is my gf"

>>42609344
checkt

>>42609344
99% of women won't care. If you have abs, they'll be dripping.
It's the 1% of bitches that are used to going from Alpha Chad to Alpha Chad that get expectations

>>42609352
>/fit/ is /r9k/ that squats
ok that's more accurate
>>42609344
I think either way looks aesthetic. you know whtat doesn't look aesthetic? only being able to have a 4 pack

>>42609091
Kick her out and tell everyone on her kikebook including her dad that her cunt smells like tuna.

>>42609262
Melt her face with sulphuric acid.

>>42609416
Tuna smells good though
Tell them it smells like trout

>>42609442
>Tuna smells good

wew lad

>>42609091
post abs
is it really that bad or is she autistic

>>42609459
Compared to trout, tuna smells delish
Smell some fucking trout fresh from the lake

>>42609352
>/fit/ is /r9k/ that squats

this desu senpai

>>42609426
how's East London treating you Ahmed?

>>42609091
>Things that don't happen

>>42609091
Pics?

Thread is bait.
People get off on making others feel bad, zipper ab fags don't despair.
Remember, normies, especially females, have almost NO standards when it comes to a guys body. Any kind of visible abs is attractive. If you think a random girl is going to scrutinize your muscle insertions you're far too insecure and out of touch.

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>>42609332
>>42609352
>/fit/ is /r9k/ that squats
>/fit/ is /r9k/ that squats
>/fit/ is /r9k/ that squats
>/fit/ is /r9k/ that squats
Plz don't say this

>>42609426
Calm down, Muhammad

>>42609426
Muslims are not welcome here, my man.

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>>42609213
>she
>my dick

>>42610165
Who said?

>>42610414
Can you beat up the husband if it came to it?

If so, just go up an ask her for a glass of water.

I've fucked my chink neighbor more times than I can count (shes 'married' to some beta Australian guy).

All I did was ask her what she was up to when I ran into her waiting for the elevator (I was in my tank top and my biceps were mad pumped).

Just go for it, son.

>>42609249
>>42609262
>6/10 doesn't bother concealing her hateful personality
>go to bed with her anyway

Your crooked abs got what they deserved.

>>42610649
It didn't really bother me until after I came on her tits tbqh

>>42609426
kek

>>42610510
Common sense

>>42609223
KEK I'll use this from now on

>>42609426
helo bomber man

>>42609352
I cant even squat bc of my back :( i bench though

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>>42609426

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>being affected by the irrelevant opinion of a thot
Come on breh

>>42610276

He's making a tranny joke you retard

>>42609262
Lmao, she was shit testing you constantly. Trying to get you to crack. Fuck her.

Obtain indifference against shit roasties say.