Sup /fit/ What do you think about eating vaseline as a means

More on that:
https://stuffmyboyfriendtellsme.wordpress.com/2014/02/12/three-teaspoons-of-vaseline-a-day-keeps-the-doctor-away/

>>42604035
What the hell dude. Don't eat vaseline. At least ask a doctor about it if you're dead set on eating it.

>>42604035
My grandpa ate a jar of Vaseline in back when he was in Basic and it cured his flu.

>This dude ate it daily and lived to his 90's:
My grandpa was a chain-smoking alcoholic who lived to his 90s too, does that make degeneracy the key to a long-life?

>>42604035
sounds akin of putting castor oil up your ass to help lube a stuck up colon. there should be no need for such dramatics if you eat decently

>>42604035
for fucks sake, just eat an edible oil, like olive or coconut oil

>>42604035
Why the fuck would you ever think
> let me eat something that should not be eaten but is safe to eat because children will always eat stuff parents put on their lips
Just drin some water

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>>42604134
>My grandpa ate a jar of Vaseline
Like in one sitting? Just spooned it down?

>>42604154
What was his quality of life? Was he buff or bound in a wheelchair?

>>42604619
Drinking water doesn't prevent colon cancer