Army thread Last one was pretty comfy, lets do it again Calling

kill u're self

>>42603943
this lol

but nah it's not terrible. I'm only half retarded so i joined MI. Doing lots of cool shit and lots more job opportunities once i get out. Not a whole lot of the Army side though besides the uniform and chain of command shitting everywhere.

Just be aware most people aren't as lucky as me and at 90% of duty stations you will hate your life. Cheers

>>42603771

im in an active duty combat MOS and its shit i dont know if its at all like britbongs but the people are nigger-tier retarded and the only kind of stimulation you get is talking about sports

there's no sense of camaraderie or masculinity because everyone more or less fucks off and does their own shit and if you dont do it you get taken advantage of

its cuckoldry

>>42603771
ITT: retarded and/or poor cucks

US Army National Guard here

Glad I went reserves. Most people are pretty retarded, and there's a lot of bullshit. My benefits are also better because of the State I'm in (Ohio).

I have a related uni so whole my army life is more or less just office job which lets me to deeply exploit money benefits of this retarded country for rest of my life. Everything went as planned

>>42604867
goddamnit I was going to argue with >>42604841 but you barely know how to formulate a sentence you fucking mongoloid.

There's usually a Military Enlistment General(MEG) on /k/.

I'm a paratrooper in the German army but I'm leaving in 1 week. I actually became a skeleton here and all of my progress from years of lifting is gone