Why are there never any mirin' threads any more? Nobody

>>42602592

>10% tip
>call me

Also
>waiter

>>42602592
>10% tip

Is this supposed to be generous?

>>42602621
In the UK there's not an established tipping culture; people either tip 10% or not at all.

>waiter
Gotta pay the bills lad, better than being NEET

>>42602592
how do we know you didn't write that shit?

>>42602626

He's from Bongistan, they don't generally tip.

>>42602621
>>42602626
Not OP but yeah 10% is moderately generous for Bongland

>>42602626
standard UK tip senpai, goes as low as 5% in southern europe from what I've heard

Good on you OP, now just work on not being a waiter and you're set

Got cat-called in front of the coffee shop.

2 honks by there later..

>>42602649
There are probably people sad enough to write a note like that to themselves then post it on a Mongolian shoe mending forum, but I am not one of them

>>42602669
nobody tips in yurop. waiters here are paid like every other person that has a job. they don't live off tips like in the states

>>42602592
>be me
>playing sport and wearing basically booty shorts
>girl I recently made out with tells mutual friend "damn anon really has nice legs"
>now avoid her at all costs cause autism

But yeah my squat is my best lift by far so my legs look fuggin good.

>>42602592
Did you call the number though

>>42602626
In some countries the businesses actually pay their employees.

>>42602683
>made out with her
>now must avoid her

She wants to lick peanut butter off your thighs anon, why does this make you afraid?

>>42602706
No. I have gf, and also the girls were about 16/17. Legal, but socially unacceptable.

>>42602621
ay fuck u mate i used to be a waiter. was a decent job not that u autists would b able to handle it

>>42602745
I'm the /fit/ definition of autistic, and I waited tables.
Customers loved me because they thought I was doing some sort of bit, but I was actually just a run of the mill weirdo.

>>42602717
Mostly cause I've only had sex a few times and and have pretty much always been blackout drunk so I'm likely terrible at sex and don't want to do it with someone I know who is more experienced and embarrass myself.
There are other reasons but mainly that.

>>42602734
>having a gf
>caring about society's rules

Not gonna make it

>>42602771
Not gonna get better without more fucking though

>>42602810
Yeah but I'm probably just gonna stick to inexperienced freshmen with low expectations for a while til I am confident in my abilities.

>>42602843
Get a FWB that you can have some actual intimacy with.
Best way to level up

>>42602683
I'm pretty sure I know you
>Made out with girl he now avoids
>Basically centaur mode legs
I'm in that girls DMs you know

>>42602592
In the UK there's no tipping culture as there is actually a decent wage for waiters

>>42602891
lol that's pretty vague so probably not.
But congrats on cucking that dude haha

>>42602592

I get really half-assed mires.

>Oh anon, your arms are looking bigger!
>are you working out anon? It looks like you do
>did you gain weight anon?

Most of it is just politeness I'm sure.

>>42602961
>be UK waiter
>get paid decent(ish) wage
>many people tip anyway because of influence of American culture
>earn about £20 an hour

Ez life tbqh

>>42602745

You're right, I couldn't handle being a waiter. I guess it's because I spent too much time and money on college to get a geomatics engineering degree

faggot

>>42602771
This goes on the hub for prawnography

view_video.php?viewkey=165182754

Its educational

>>42602592
I make 20$/hr in the states off tips 20% tips are expected

>>42602771
Man I'm maybe a 6/10 maybe. My cock is pretty average. I'm not super fit. When I started dating my fiancee, I was skinny fat with some chub in the front. No arms, no nothing. I was so nervous because this girl is a Gymnastics coach. Cut as fuck, most beautiful girl I've ever seen. She loves my dick. Paints it white everytime. Just go for it. Treat it like a new work out. You'll do fine

>>42602592
>leave note to stranger
>"LOVE YOU"

Do NOT call that number OP.

>>42602621
You realize they don't really tip in the UK right? Also a job is a job faggot.

She sounds fat.

>>42602621
>>42602626
Dumb ass Americans thinking every country is like theirs.

I never get mires, but then again I'm just trying to lose weight and have been a diligent cardio bunny and not lifting. Once I get down to my target weight I'm gonna start lifting.

Frankly, that's the reason I want to get /fit/ is to feed my ego some mires

>>42602734
But that's the best age anon

>>42602592
lmao being a waiter in Europe isn't really demeaning spastic

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>>42602592
>At night club with friends, 4 guys hanging out
>In the smoker's corner, chilling on sofas
>No drink that night, been reducing because of recent excess
>Girl comes up to me
>Hey do you have a girlfriend?
>Nervous laugh
>Uuuuuh... no, why?
>Oh then you must meet my friend
>Basically a slightly more elaborated version of "Haaave you met Ted?"
>Cute blond girl comes in, looks shy
>She and her friends come to have a drink with us so she's not alone
>I'm not drunk
>Not ready for a social challenge
>Chat a bit, she's quite boring (I'm pretty sure she said the same about me afterwards)
>They move to another bar, ask if me and my friends want to join
>Politely decline, tell them to find us if they come back to this bar later
That's not much, but it would never happen before. Still felt good when we headed back home. We're all gonna make it brahs.

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>>42602771
>I'm terrible so I don't want to improve
Which fucking board are we on, again ?

>>42602649
that's some really faggy handwriting if he did

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>walking to bar to meet up with friends
>wearing fitted t shirt
>walk past apartment building
>guy yells out window "sexy white shirt man"
>t-thanks dude

Its something

>>42603672
Thats basically why we all want to get fit.

However
>trying to lose weight
>not lifting and just doing cardio

Doing it wrong.

>>42603734
Smoking area in nightclubs is 10/10 place to get thots. Even if most girls ARE boring and you have to provide most of the entertainment.

>>42604098
I know I'm basically retarded. Lifting for me is the fun part though, I'm excited to start.

>>42604159
Just start then. It won't prevent you losing weight.

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>at the beach 5 hours before the solar eclipse (has nothing to do with it just when it happened)
> walking around on the wave breakers and rocks for shits and just whatever
>this French lady early 30's late 20's stops me and ask how I got my abs
>I'm not the most beefed up dude around but she stopped me just to ask how I got my abs
>she was a 7/10 too but she went off after I showed her the exercises I do
>todaywasagoodday.jpg
Pic related

>>42603734
Similar story

>smoking area
>pretty-ish girl comes up to me asks if it's my bday (had a badge on) asks if I have gf
>asks if she can give me a 'bday kiss'
>kiss her, really awkward and bad kiss from her
>Tell her we can do better, kiss again more passionately
>OUT OF NOWHERE her fat friend bowls her out of the way and demands her turn
>Sticks her tongue down my throat

She spent the rest of the night BEGGING to fuck me as I made excuses because she was gross.

>>42604356

>get asked how you have your body
>give them a lecture and physical demonstration
>she leaves

Mate
You didn't have to take it literally

I work as a bartender/waiter at a very high end restaurant in Toronto.

I get 25% tip regularly. Average Bout 20%.

Thursday through Saturday I make $1100 of tips alone.

>>42603299
That's a real fancy way of saying surveyor. Congrats, my 85 year old grandfather did it without a degree and retired with a pension you could only dream of. You would have went into oil if you had half a brain.

>>42604373
>bday boy badge
anon are you 8?

I've never been 'mired, too ugly of a face.
But I've intimidated grown men just by walking close to them, I'll take that to mean I'm making progress.

>>42602679
NL does AFAIK (generously)

>>42604592
They are probably repulsed by your appearance, not intimidated.

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>>42604592
Lol iktfb.

>be built
>tfw facelet
>tfw heightlet
>feelsbadman

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>>42602592
I get mired daily so it's not really special

>>42604579
Fucking amateur. Girls literally LINE UP to talk to you if you are reasonably attractive in a nightclub with an 'ironic' birthday badge on. Fuck it, I used to get one even when it wasn't my bday.

I'm 5'5"

When a girl sees me in her peripheral vision as an object to walk around, like a chair or table, I take that as a mire.

>>42604611
You can just say 'manlet'

>>42604664
Get ripped and get a really short gf. You will never slay pussy but oh well man.

>>42604356
Worst possible answer anon. Women don't understand how much work goes into building a good body, so when they hear how much you work out and diet or whatever it's a huge turnoff to them: they think you're vain and your life revolves around the gym. They don't think you'll be ""fun"". There's a reason why the /fit/ meme of "I just do wiifit and Zumba lol" exists: that's what women want to hear. People don't want to know how the sausage is made, they just want to eat it. You could of had her eating your sausage m8, but instead you told her how it's made.

>>42604418
I mean she ask what I do so I showed her but her friend or family were leaving at the time so that why I why left

>>42603299
>trying this hard

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I'm started to get mired more often and I'm mcloving it.

>be me
>friend invites me over to his girlfriends birthday party
>family party so nothing unusual
>I have no relations with any of these people but decide why not
>he picks me up and I meet his girlfriend for the first time ever
>show up at the house and end up meeting her ENTIRE FAMILY
>realize, fuck I'm third wheel and I don't even know this chick he's dating
>say fuck it and chad up while I'm there
>introduce myself as the odd one out
>instantly hit it off with the grandparents (Latin household so hierarchy)
>then the aunts
>then the kids
>then the sister in law who eye raped me the moment I stepped inside
>all of them comment how big and strong I am
>one of the kids hangs on my arm while I ran around the room with him
>milf sister in law then asks "can you do me next?"
>realize this woman hasn't seen dick since her last marriage and brush it off
>by the end of the night everyone is inviting me over and asking me to visit again.
>feelsgoodman.jpg

Fucking hell I felt so bad for my friend apparently the family thinks he's weird. And he's the actual boyfriend.

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>>42602592
First off, I'm not ripped or built like you guys. I'm in great cardio shape, around 13 percent body fat aiming for otter mode.

But I'm a manlet so it doesn't matter anyways.

But I got on a hot streak awhile back.

>Be at book store and a couple young girls come in (16 or so)
>One girl says "Oh cute!"
>Other girl replies "You talking about that guy?"
>She says "No this toy"
>Few minutes later, I hear her say "No you tell him" giggles
>Walk by and they start laughing

Another time I was standing on sidewalk waiting on my buddy to exit store. It was dusk so I couldn't see good across the street, but a couple of girls yelled something at me and started waving. I waved back and they started laughing.

Now that I think about it, both times the girls were probably just making fun of me cause I'm short...oh well.

One other time at the store I kept bumping into this gilf. Hot 50+ woman who obviously stayed fit. After third time we bumped into each other, she came up behind me and ran her hand across my back and kinda whispered "Looks like we're determined to keep bumping into each other."

I put my head down and didn't say anything. I'm such a fuck up.

Finally, at a bar another older woman (not attractive) kept talking and touching on me. Said she was from out of town and staying at local hotel, I took that as an invite but didn't accept.

This all happened in a 2 week span and meant more to me than it should.

You tall guys should thank God every day. Life is suffering as a manlet.

>>42602592
I mean it had nothing to do with my physique so I'll throw it out there
>go out to bar with co-worker, his brother, his brother's "gf", my other friend and I
>I get there my co-worker introduces me to his brother and his chick
>girl looks really happy to see me for no reason even though I fucked her name up (Morgan not Lauren)
>Go up to talk to her while she was at the bar and get her name right and ask is she remembers mine
>And she literally says "Mr. handsome with the nice eyes."

I really wanted to hit on her because I thought she was really hot but it was my coworkers birthday and didn't want to make things weird. And she wasn't even buddys girlfriend she was just some tinder slam-piece or something that he knew for like a week.

>>42602843
>anon is scared to fuck experienced women
>resorts to fucking inexperienced men
yeah this is /fit/ alright

>>42603066
>cucking
More like settling for his leftovers

>>42604356
Autism

>>42603666
aww are you gonna cry

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>>42605056

>>42605019
>Didn't call you Mr. Natty Muscles
Not gonna make it

>>42604755
Teach me your cover-up stories, anon. Rowing twice a week? Just like keeping active?

>>42602592

Being fit and a waiter is fucking easy mode for getting girls, especially if you work in a trendy bar in a college town. I seriously get at least 3 numbers a week

>work in IT
>23, youngest by far in office
>in the kitchen making coffee in the morning
>30something milf with hot af voice comes in
>say good morning as usual and make banter
>see her reflection in one of thekitchen appliances
>looking at my back, then looking at my ass
>flex my upper back a little bit for her but pretend not to notice

How fuck coworker?

>>42602771
>Be drunk during sex
>I'm pounding as fast as I can but to her its like a snail trying to climb up a pot and I keep going flaccid
>Be high on weed
>Can't muster up the strength to fuck hard and too busy laughing at my arms being floaty and shit to get turned on
>Take some shrooms
>Last for the moment I touch my dick and pass out before I even get laid
>Take some acid
>Become literal god of sex able to both last however long I deem necessary but still getting nervous about that leprechaun in the corner

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>>42602646
>>42602654
>>42602657
europoors

>>42604632
>obvious bait
>BLACKED pic
Here's your (You)

>>42605056
Fucking loled

>>42606204

Dont shit where you eat, anon. It can get tricky.

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>>42606239

Loool @ that damn leprechaun. Acid sex is the greatest. So weird but so wonderful.

>>42603299
That's not engineering you larping faggot

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>>42604356
My sides

>>42606254
rather be poor than fat.

>4th of July
>Oh shit, time to swim
>Haven't worn a bikini in probably two years
>"Check out anonette's butt! Ow-ow!
>T-thanks mom..

>>42602770
underrated post

honestly i'm going to disguise my autism as 'doing a bit'

>>42604919
you musclecucked your friend... amazing

>>42606239
you don't hallucinate on lsd retard

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>>42602592
I post nude pics of my self on the men's gone wild section of reddit occasionally. I get alot of private messages from both women and faggots.
But the best compliment I ever received was from a homo.
I was legit like.
Nice

>>42604980
how tall?

>>42602626
Waiters in europe get paid an actual wage so they don't have to rely on the tip meme. People tip anyway though.

>>42607000
Gonna have to call bullshit

>>42607040
>put a link of

put a link of what?
im curious

>>42607040
Why are homos so gross?

>>42607133
Found the guy that hasn't done psychedelics.
>Whoa braj! I wanna see unicorns and leprechauns n sheit. Be tight yo!

>>42606254
Waiters get paid a regular wage over here and aren't treated like slave labour you dumb yank

>male professor I hadn't seen in years
>return a book to him
>he pats his bicep and says "you look like you're keeping in good shape, Anon"
>th-thanks

>>42606914
Edmonton

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>>42602592
this is old since I'm out of shape and out of College now
>be in bar hanging out with a friend and his gf
>I'm kinda drunk but not too bad
>random chick comes up to us and asks if she can join us
>She seems pretty tipsy and is hitting on me hard, saying things like "I just came over here to tell you that you're cute" etc
>kinda awkward around friend, so I ask her if she wants to chat on back porch
>End up going off to another bar and I get pretty drunk and make out with her
>Invite her back to my dorm room and end up fugging
>Wake up next morning and fugg again, then chat
>find out that she's 35, while I'm only 22
>mfw milf fetish ever since
To be fair, she looked like a college student when I was drunk

My fat friend won't shut the fuck up about how big I've gotten. He'll bring it up in front of other people telling them to look at how big I am. It's only impressive if you knew me when I was a skelly.

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>standing in the bus stop at 3am
>waiting for the night bus home
>here the noise of a rustling plastic bag behind me
>turn around
>it's purple aki
>he's holding a measuring tape
>i instantly start sweating
>"alright, lad" he says
>i smile nervously
>"j...j..just waiting for the bus, mate"

>>42607210
Treasure that friend anon.

>>42602621

It's quite a lot in a country where you get normal wage and tips are not included in that.
I'm really not sure how you Murricans put up with that shit.

>>42606914
Pic of butt?

>>42607214
looool you're making it brah, did he mire your squat depth no homo?

>>42607215
It's pretty weird man. I mean I appreciate it but it's awkward as fuck, especially in front of people I don't know

>>42607214
merseyside lads

>>42603672
Why do u not lift now?
Any muscle gained increases your daily calorie requirement.
Would you not be losing more muscle by dieting and not lifting vs dieting but lifting?

>>42607181
How hard did he molest you afterwards?

>>42607150
it was a link to a picture of him. wasn't a bad looking guy.
Homos are fucked up people, they actually believe they can turn straight guys.
One guy sent me a message that said he had a feminine ass and in the dark I would love it or something like that.
IDK, it's always weird when a man drops their spaghetti to you.
Ive been at work before and a homo I worked with would stutter and get all nervous when he talked to me or was close to me. So that leads me to believe there are men who are actually attracted to men and not just perverts who are copeing because they can't get girls.
Like Trannies. Trans is the ultimate cope. They can't get girls, so they try to become the girl of their dreams.

>>42607438
what a repulsively ignorant worldview you have

>>42607592
You're in the wrong place friendo

>>42602592
The best mire I ever got was when I was waiting in line to piss at a bar and a dude came up to me and asked me if I work out. He said he admired me felt my bicep and then gave me a free key bump.

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>>42607214

did i make it ?
>be me hanging out with a girl that's really into me lets call her call A and her friends lets call her K and her boyfriend
> we went to get pizza
>waiting outside talking
A wont shut up about how im "buff" i am and says shes jelly
>k says "anon you have super broad shoulders"
She says "anon flex your arms" she feels them up and says how big and hard my arms are
>she feels her boyfriends arms and says theyre small and soft
>feels weird. jpg
>body dis morphia takes over and i think theyre making fun of me
>get back to As house
>A pokes i turn around and start groping her tits she starts rubbing my dick couldve got laid but i felt like bein a tease
> she gets hornier than ever
> she brings me home i tell her maybe next time

>>42607592
FACTS TRIGGER ME

>>42604356

Well? What are those exercices?

>>42607752
HOW MANY SQUATS DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, AKI?

>>42607438
you are suffering from cognitive dissonance.
you take umbrage with the fact some gay men think there's a chance they can have sexual relations with a straight man, suggesting it's an impossibility but, you later point out that there are straight guys who are attracted to the idea of fucking a trap. There are plenty of straight guys who will happily put their dick into anything, as long as it's warm and tight. Gay guys know this.

Mires are not free of grief:

Go out to bar when friend invites
Friend leaves to get drinks
His gf is left
Talk stupid school shit
Obviously eye raping, touching hand, shits on her bf
Fuck her her in secret
Move cities for job
They break up
Tfw no friend

Other:
Go to party, 2 grills are hosts
Dont talk much since real asspie
Go to bar
Be invited back to their apartment after a while
Fuck them both, they were secretly bi/lesbian
Third wheel most of the time

Oldies:
Milf mires me hard at my workplace for the summer
Touching arms, shoveing her butt in my face at my desk
Surprises me in the workplace storage
Fuck her
I go back to school the next week

As a a kid:
School grill always wants to talk to me
Too stoopid to get the hints, remember her face still when she was lusting for my pure aryan cock

Coulda fucked as a 13 yr old alphalpha

>>42607752
NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE THIS TOP BLOKE ON 4CHAN

HOW MANY SQUATS DO YOU WANT ME TO DO TODAY AKI?

WANT TO FEEL ME MUSCLES?

>>42607810
No that would make you gay and a pervert.
Sticking your dick in a man makes you gay. Being able to get an erection and turned on by the thought of a male touching your dick makes you gay.
With you logic men who fuck horses and animals are straight and normal because they will stick their dick in anythng warm and wet.
Gay people really are fucked in the head

In UK if you tip at all you don't generally do it as a percentage of the bill.. You just rummage around in your pockets and chuck whatever coins you might have lying around in there. If it's just a normal shite place, with normal shite service, by people who DGAF you don't tip at all.

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>>42604659
>I used to get one even when it wasn't my bday.
D E V I L I S H
I bet people even buy you drinks.
If so, D I A B O L I C A L.

>>42607825
You should've green texted this m8, it's now painful to read.

>>42607863
>Sticking your dick in a man makes you gay.
no. being attracted to men makes you gay.
just because i fuck a fleshlight, doesn't mean i'm sexually attracted to fleshlights.
Everybody in ancient greece was fucking young boys. Do you think they were all gays?
No. It was just a form of masturbation. The same as how a guy in a remote part of scotland might fuck a sheep on a cold lonely night. It doesn't mean he is sexually attracted to sheep.

>>42604980
come on nigger, if you aren't confident at least pretend to be, joke and mess around don't think about fucking them, think about having a good time.

>>42608061
You don't typically fuck men unless you're gay, lets not over complicate this.

>>42604980
m8, they're flirting with you, they know how tall you are, they don't care.

>>42608018
Sorry on shitty phone

>>42608061
these mental gymnastics.
yeesh.
When you fuck your flesh light do you think of man ass? If you do you are gay.
If that pervert in scotland fucked a sheep, he isa mentally ill sheep fucker. Not a straight guy who is just horny. He is disturbed.
We all have a hand and can jerk off.
And the perverted elites in ancient greece fucked boys it was not the norm.
Same shit is going on today with pizzagate. Something about having that extreme wealth and power creates sick fuck humans and they will have their final judgement just like all of us and be punished in the next life.

>>tipped for being attractive
This is part of why tipping is shit.

>>42607040
give us a link of your pic. (what he is commenting about)

>>42602592
I bet Lara is a QT

Dude like i get so much pussy like u wouldn't believe lol

>Holy shit bro, you're getting fat

I guess you could say the bulk is a success

>>42608192
I make shit loads more money than my co workers just being fit. Also people are never angry with me if foods late. I never get attitude and a lot of old dudes try to relate to me

>>42608351
Attractive waitresses make BANK

>>42608351
>he doesn't get bitter middle aged harpies busting his balls

Truly, a charmed life.

>>42608351
Post pic of body/face since you're soooooo attractive and fit

>>42608396
>>42608351
you have to prove nothing to the literal fagot cum garglers of /fa/ who shit post here.
All he wants to do is diddle his little ding a ling to your picture.

>>42608396
I didn't try to come off like that. You just have to be more attractive and fit than the people you're surrounded by. There will always be someone better than you somewhere in the world. Also blonde hair blue eyes ftw

>>42608390
I did get bullied once by a drunk manlet who was with his wife. She gave me $10 tho :)

>>42608136
being inside or having another man inside of you doesn't make you gay, LoL. If that were the case getting surgery would make you gay. Are you saying all DRs are gay?

It's all about feelings, if you can fuck a man and not fall for him, you're straight as an arrow.

>>42604980
when will they learn (that height doesn't matter)?

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Some recent mires of mine

>friday night
>post gym
>meet with my friends to rollerblade
>approach my friends in gym gear
"Holy shit dude are you on roids now? (i'm not) You're fucking huge bro"
>thanks y-you too
Felt good man


>vaping outside my AA meeting, about to walk in and some guy says "can't bring guns into the meeting, sorry bro"
>That same night some hottie compliments my outfit and tells me she didn't realize I was in such good shape, basically begging for it.

Were all gonna make it brehs

>>42607082
5'8 and it fucking sucks

>>42602621
>>42602626
It's Bongland.

They get paid a basic living wage, the tip is genuinely extra for doing extra service, unlike in the US where it subsidises the employer.

>>42608628
It's not to subsidize the employer you fucking faggot. There are people that would do the job without tips. It's because there is an entire group of losers who feel entitled to be paid well for doing work a monkey could do. they are usually junkies, drunks, or leftists of sorts.

>>42608611

>falling for the manlet meme

>>42608730
delusional manlet detected

>>42608666
Im as a far right as it gets, practically a nazi. And I would stomp your fucking upper middle class spoiled mouth until you cried.

>>42608763

If you're 5 8" and you can't get pussy then you're a waste of a space

>>42608766
you can't be far right and a waiter/waiter sympathizer at the same time. and for the record you wouldn't do shit to me you little bitch boy, I'd literally end your life with my bare hands before you even had a chance to open your cock sucking faggot mouth.

>>42608793
have fun with your midgets, fatties and women with psychological issues, lil guy.

>>42604919
Bruh, I know these feels.
>Marry Italian girl.
>Both sides of her family are first gen immigrants.
>Mother's side is Calibrese.
>Back when we started dating I had to meet the family and basically be vetted.
>Father doesn't like me because I'm not Italian, the mother does though.
>Time to Nona.
>She's a big woman, used to carry around half a fucking pig carcass when she was young.
>First time we meet is hilarious in retrospect, her English isn't exactly conversational, nor is her Italian (she's old enough to speak dialect).
>She asks a few questions, I respond mostly with incorrect answers because i didn't yet understand her accent.
>She likes that I'm strong though, but can't properly express it.
>She grabs my bicep, squeezes it and says "A strong men", then smiles.
>I smile meekly, somewhat intimidated.
>Trying to make conversation I notice her cat and ask what it's named.
>She thinks I'm asking what the cat *is*.
>She stares at me with a perplexed look before responding "Gato", which did happen to be it's name, but simply means "cat" in Italian/dialect.
>I, not knowing Italian/Dialect, start stroking the cat and slowly saying "Gaaaattttoooo".
>It's at this exact moment Nona thinks I'm mentally handicapped.
>For the next six months Nona thinks I'm retarded; it eventually comes to light when she tries to broach the subject of my "condition" to my wife (then gf).
>By this time I know her fairly well and I can understand her accent a lot better, so we have a good laugh about it and she cooks some incredible roast rabbit.
One of my biggest regrets in life is that she never got to see her granddaughter get married and never got to see our kids.
At her funeral/dedicatory service she had me named as one of her grandchildren, using an Italian version of my name.

I really miss that woman.

>>42608795
don't let that roid power fool you. That is not your testosterone making you feel like a man. You injected that. Your faggot bitch body cant even produce enough to look like man.
I would stomp your mouth you spoiled little bitch.

>>42608811

>projecting this hard

Nah I'll have fun having sex with girls that you can't even talk to because you got estrogen flowing out of your armpits

>>42608829
that's a nice story anon. I'm italian and as loving and family oriented as we can be. The blood feuds are equally as ugly.
Northern Italian women are good women. You did good.
too many carbs tho

>>42608829
You can't even spell your wife's region right...

>>42608834
LoL, I don't even use protein powder, let alone roids. But if you want to think I do that's okay, it'll give you an excuse as to why your missing all your teeth.

>some roided out monster beat the shit out of me for being a faggot.

>>42608666
It's basic capitalism you dumb cunt.
You don't provide a service cheaper than it costs you to provide.

It costs a basic amount of income to live, that's what an employer owes you for working a full time week.
It's fine if you have an individual agreement to work below this level, in a fair arrangement, but corporatism has allowed for this to become the standard - which means that overall GDP, service product and wealth decreases.

Allowing employers to pay less than a living wage, and then forcing the employee to rely on tips (which are often shared with bar, cook and management staff) is subsiding the employer with private charity.

>>42608838
Oh I'm sure your just swimming in pussy, mr player. I'm sure it doesn't hurt that you manage a wendys (making 350k+ a year), have a 10 inch cock and an iq of 198

>>42608829
>Calibrese
you married a Sicilian. Hows it feel that your kids are a 1/4 nigger

>>42608882
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calabrese

Calabrian is the Anglicised version.

>>42608905
yup, its bullshit. I am right wing as fuck. Rich kid faggots don't believe people working 40 hours deserve a living wage.
These are the same people who will scream MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. While hiring illegals and forcing his own race to suffer at an illegal's wage.
They are the true scum of the earth

>>42608905
You're so fucking retarded it hurts. There are plenty of jobs that pay "less than a living wage". and if you don't like the job, just get a job that pays more you queer. Corporatism isn't even a fucking word. Only a victim mentality little bitch would think someone is owed "a living wage" for a weeks worth of work. You're not owed shit faggot. you eat what you kill, welcome to reality, hombre.

>>42608945
t. rich kid whose daddy gave him a job.

>>42604356
>asks him to fuck
>lectures her

Autism

>>42608945
You pay for goods at cost or greater, or wealth doesn't increase.

I don't work in the service industry, but if I use somebody's services I respect them enough to pay them cost or greater for their time.

>>42608945
Read Ayn Rand once, and no other books the post.
>>42608955
This.

>>42608945
I wish we still lived in a world of eat what you kill nigger. I would make you my fucking girl friend

>>42607438

Homos believe they can turn straight guys because many of them were molested by men growing up and it literally made them gay.

http://wmbriggs.com/post/21111/

It needs to happen to you during a developmental phase though

>>42602592
And this is why there are no more mire threads OP

>>42608945
Corporatism is where corporations control the economic landscape and use their vast wealth to suppress small businesses and individuals - this includes suppressing wages inside their industries.
This only leads to economic stagnation as purchasing power decreases and living standards stagnate.

Capitalism works, corporatism is the deliberate abuse of capitalism.

>>42608955
Nigga, my dad died when I was 19, I stopped going to school and started a business. >>42609060
Word that has been recently made up by your commie professors. You really think I'm going to sit here and listen to your leftist drivel? KYS
>>42608969
Then tip mcdonalds workers and enjoy your life, but don't tell me how much money I owe people you fascist cunt;
>>42608984
Never read Ayn Ryan, fgt.
>>42608985
I live in an eat what you kill world, it's called being an entrepreneur you dip, just because you're getting cucked by society doesn't mean that everyone else is.

>>42609166
sorry about ur pops homie. But that phat check you got for inheritance / insurance made your life a million times easier on that financial tip.
You also had help. you know it deep down.
There is alot of us who have nothing, who get no help.
Show a little more respect for the working class, it's not glamours, is demeaning and under paid.
But we are not leftest welfare scum.

>>42609166
Sure you did.

And if you actually have a business, and you pay your employees less than what it costs them to provide you with that service, you are contributing to the decline of Western Society.

>>42609205
All my father left me was an ounce of weed and a .38 special (true story). I am the working class bro. I knocked doors and made cold calls to start my business, I still knock doors until this day.
>>42609214
I take care of my folks, but my folks are skilled and earn every penny, I operate from an attitude of abundance, meaning there is more than enough for all of us, and the second we get greedy, the gravy train stops. So yes, I pay my guys well.

This whole idea of paying somebody what it costs them to live is fucking absurd and I suggest you drop that line of thinking or forever be a cuck faggot.

>>42609270
The thing is there is skilled people in every industry, but at the end of the day if people are skilled enough to do a job, they are skilled enough to be paid for it.

And by paid for it, I mean paid cost.

If you want to pay less because it's an entry level job, hire a teenager, someone who has a greatly reduced cost of living.

I run a logistics business, there are 40 drivers working for me, some company guys earn up to 200k a year, some subbies crack 300k.
But even the lowest guy earns enough to pay for his roof and put bread on the table.

>>42609214
And nobody pays anybody less than what it costs to provide a service. And if someone took a job that paid them less than what it cost to do the job, that someone is fucking retard and will either A) learn real quick that shit doesn't fly B) spend their life being a miserable broke sucker.

>>42609335
WTF are you even talking about? Paid cost? paid what cost?

>>42609350
That's fucking retarded man.
If a job doesn't pay cost then it shouldn't exist.

It means either the service isn't worth providing or the business is being predatory.

>>42609335
what job link the company or one similar

>>42609370
WHAT FUCKING COST?

like supplies and shit?

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>>42607000
>>42607163
You've never been on a high enough dose. I've tripped at least 70 times over my life time and have seen REALLY weird shit. If you think you don't hallucinate on acid then you're an ignorant ass.
>closing my eyes on acid will give me blaring, in my face fractals

>>42609363
Paid the cost of living.

I'm talking paying enough to live in a share house, eat basic food, pay for a share of power/water and save maybe 5% of salary.

>>42609392
The cost of living isn't the cost of doing a job fuck wit, and who ever gave you that kind of thinking owes you an apology right now.

people aren't entitled to a cost of living, and an employer is obligated to pay for someones cost of living. A job pays what a job pays and your problems are your fucking own. BTW in california, you can eat, pay rent in a "share house" etc with a minimum wage job, so you aren't really making a point outside of being a virtue signaling that you're a commie faggot.

>>42607210
>>42607215
>>42607246
tfw you will never have a stevie to mire even your smallest gains

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yB1daUch6Y

>>42609381
Fuck off.

I'll give you this:
Ausfag, we run up to triple road trains of FMCG.

Company guys get paid 65c per km.
Those guys making 200k are driving upwards of 7,000km a week.

Subbies get paid per job, and a metro subby can crack $1,000 a day on five medium range jobs.

>>42609536
>Ausfag
Are you from Australia?
Bro you dont even have illegals. And your country pays good as fuck.
I thought you were American.

>>42609536
>>42609583
this whole conversation was a waste of time

>>42604469
Too bad the commies are gonna take 60%.

>>42609335
Trucking is skilled labor, you nigger. They are good at their job and make you money. That doesn't automatically mean everyone deserves a "living wage"

>>42609370
It wouldn't exist, if people don't go work there

>>42609392
>My brand of socialism hasn't been tried yet

The living wage is set by the market. Raise the wages, expenses will raise accordingly. It's just kicking the can down the road.

>>42609536
How much does a gallon of milk cost in your Outback Steakhouse of a country

>>42602592
>Girl is telling me a story about how she is getting turned on and starts masturbating
>Don't recieve any texts for a while
>Next text message is green and she says that those texts were TMI
>Next text message says her phone is acting up
>mfw I missed the entire story
Why does God hate me?

>>42609915
Fuck all.
$3.

>>42609883
I don't just have drivers working for me.
Loading staff, etc, completely unskilled labour.
They make $22 an hour as full time employees.
Other places pay their labourers upwards of $30/h on a casual basis.

If you're not paying the cost of living, you're probably having your labour subsidised by welfare, even if you don't realise it.

>>42609908
Kick out the illegals, you'll find wages will rise, much faster than cost of living.

>finally starting to get athletic by ignoring 90% of the shit advice posted here
>noticeably bigger/more fit than ever before
>get home from work and hot latina neighbor pulls into her driveway at the same time
>she smiles and waves at me
>assume it's her being polite
>smile back, wave, and blurt out something slightly autistic instead of keeping silent
>fuckdididothatfor.jpg
>she just smiles and heads inside her house
>going for a run later shirtless
>she's getting something out of her car and sees me and after looking me up and down smiles
>BLATANT FUCKING MIRE FUCK YA
>on my next lap of the neighborhood she's still standing there smiling at me when i come by

Pretty sure she has a husband. How do i initiate smash?

>>42610401
How much do you make an hour

>>42610401
>Average cost of renting an apartment in a decent area in a major city in aus is 2-3k a month.

Making 22 an hour and paying that much for rent is the same as making 10 an hour and renting an apartment for 750. Numbers without context are useless, but so is thinking with your feelings

>>42610563
My salary is 120k plus a performance based stipend.

>>42610590
Only rich idiots live in the city.
Rent for a nice new house in a normal suburb is $1,000 a. Month.
Lower if you live in an older house or worse area.

Don't count Sydney or Melbourne as foreign property investment has inflated prices.

>>42610636
Well you enjoy the same benefits the swedes do, living in a country with 90% white people. But it's not just the wage, it's mostly the high trust. We aren't gonna have that again

>>42610479
If she has a husband, the literally guaranteed way to smash is too grab a hammer...

And smash yourself over the head with it. She's married, you fucking degenerate

>>42610479
>>finally starting to get athletic by ignoring 90% of the shit advice posted here
But what advice to follow then? Gib bulking tips

>>42610693
Yeah, biggest issue here is that nearly half the population here is either an immigrant or the child of immigrants.

Go to Melbourne or Sydney and then tell me they're white or Australian.
Proof that even wealthy immigration fucks shit up.

Build the wall man, it's your only hope.

>>42609386
if you were on that high of a dose that you were seeing other beings you wouldn't be able to have sex. how the fuck did you pass out on shrooms? stop tlaking shit geezer

>>42607181
>not locking eyes and giving a nod of approval
>not returning his manly gesture
>being afraid to acknowledge a 'mire from your elder
It's like you don't WANT to make it, bruh.

>>42610779
I think it's too late, everyone is either a commie or ignorant conservative. Maybe if the US splits into smaller countries things will get better

>>42610479
>going for a run shirtless

what a fucking nerd

>>42602592
>I'm a waiter
You mean a waiter engineer right?

>>42602621
I'm sure he'll give her more than just the tip

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>"Oh my anon, you've really slimmed down! You'll have to tell me your diet some time!"
>I was bulking
T-thanks grandma

>>42604569

No, I said a geomatics engineering degree. I didn't call myself a geomatics engineer.

>>42606606

I never said it was. It's just the name of the degree I got. I'm basically an expensive measuring tape that makes over $50/hr. I also locate underground pipes and cables.

>>42610747

Aww, babby is mad because its been cheated on before.

>>42610762

Diversify your workouts. Seriously. Yes lift and lift heavy as possible but don't do SS or any other meme workouts. Hit your compounds and then do whatever the fuck isolations you want that are within the realm of the lifts you've already done that day.

Do fucking cardio. I MEAN IT. Even if you're bulking do some cardio 3-4 days a week.

If you aren't trying to be absolutely world class then your diet doesn't have to be perfect like /fit/ likes to say. The main things you need to do are cut MOST refined sugars and get a lot of protein but you don't have to completely cut junk food out. It's all about moderation. I have a sugary snack (usually ice cream or some cookies) every couple days but i keep the portions small. Also diet drinks are fucking fine even though fit swears they are ALMOST AS BAD AS FULL SUGAR. That is straight up bullshit. Sure, you should drink MOSTLY water but i still drink a good bit of Powerade Zero and Diet Coke and its worked perfect.

Alongside lifting and cardio, do calisthenics. Do bodyweight shit, learn to do a handstand, learn to do a handspring, etc. Muscle confusion may be bullshit but diversifying your workout will do wonders for your physique.

Essentially just be active and make healthier choices as your majority. You don't have to be perfect to get pretty fucking aesthetic.

>>42604023
this is pretty much my whole life of everything i've been good at
>4.0 in college - dudes impressed
>working out for a few years, lose weight - dudes make comments about looking "strong"
>grow a sick ginger beard - dudes mirin and yell from cars
>play a pretty mean guitar (been playing about 15 years) - guys want me to play songs/take lessons from me
>pretty well read about history, philosophy, and current events - dudes wanna chat me up

i'm married now but damn, women are tough. at least men run the damn world. it's helped me in my career.

>>42610852
I honestly want Australia to split into a few countries.

>>42611097
I like everything you just said. Post a timestamped pic of your body and I will be sold fully on its effectiveness.

>>42605080

Why do Amercans think that everytime someone makes an even remotely insulting comment that they are on the verge of tears? Americans are the most fragile faggots imaginable.

Amercan men get so chaffed by any banter at all, they are pathetic and cannot handle anything at all. Just because you would only issue bantz because you're on the verge or tears doesn't mean everyone else in the world is like you.

>>42602770
hah fuck i was a busboy i fucken hated it not that i was a retard i just didnt want to fucken serve people pickles and shit when they came in fuck that and fuck them

some fat fuck moved his chair and it hit my fucken ankle when i was serving water to a table, ended up spilling it all on the table and spilt ice cold water on some asian bitch titties. Fat fuck completely ignored it all so it look liked i did it, fat piece of shit. Felt bad for the asian bitch tho she was cool about it the whole time while the rest of the people on the table looked at me like a dipshit. Some other asshole waiter was bitching about it to me the whole time while he cleaned it up i chilled at this spot under the stairs on my phone the whole time he was drying her tits off or som. Whole staff there prolly thought i was a dumbass lmfao. fuck it.

>use to take fries off peoples plates(good as fuck) before the waiter would pick up the plate and served it to them

>Was responsible for serving garlic bread to incoming customers/tables while picking them right off oven thing or w.e with my dirty ass hands (Would eat some as well, again they were gooder than a bitch)

>was responsible for cleaning/polishing utensils like forks and shit, the trainer who trained me did some measly wipe with a clean hankercheef or something 75% of the forks and shit i threw in the clean bin without even wiping it, the other 25% was used with his dirty napkin shit

i did it cuz ik i was gonna be gone in a month

All that shit in a 3 or 4 star restaurant, enjoy cocksuckers.

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>>42611404

Sounds like you need to try and be like us; we definitely don't get this butthurt after such weak banter.

>>42607082
>>42608730
>>42608763
>>42608793
>>42608811
>>42608838

I'm 5'6"....I don't know why that guy responded to you all about my post.

>>42608128
>>42608142
>>42608546

Nah I seriously wonder if they were making fun of me. I have a real low self esteem cause of this shit

>>42611562
It's like I was spamming the board or something....

Really makes one think

>>42604600
NL intentionally tips only when food/service was very good. More often it's just rounded up for convenience like a 18.80 bill to a 20

>>42607810
>There are plenty of straight guys who will happily put their dick into anything, as long as it's warm and tight.
This is called being bisexual.

There are just some queers who can't admit it to themselves. If you fuck a dude in the ass, and aren't so fucked up on booze or drugs when it happens that you can't fucking tell it's a dude, you're queer.

There's nothing wrong with it, but stop lying to yourself, it's pathetic.

>>42603666
All countries in the world belong to America

>>42608366
You don't even have to be hot, you just have to work in a good place and provide excellent service (being hot helps, but isn't necessary).

The average server in Minneapolis clears $40/hour, and god knows that average is held down by people in smaller, slower places.

The new no-tip credit rules are going to drive a lot of the businesses into cheaper municipalities though.

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>>42602592
impressive

>>42609038
that's an unsourced article written by some random weirdo to a neo nazi gay jew


tf

I've learned reading this thread that Republicans lie on the internet about how they were once poor orphans and now have yachts when in reality they're upper middle class 15 year olds up past their bedtimes

>>42611548
You sound like a fucking retard

>>42604356
Actual autism. So sorry for you, Dan. Now stop the namefagging and tell me why you look like slenderman, are you like 7'10"?

>>42602621
>>42602626
>burger's state of mind
sad!

>>42611548
>Not that I'm a retarded
Christ you sound like a fucking retarded. Kys.
Is this pasta?

>>42604579
> He wasn't slaying pussy at 8.

Never made it, never going to make it.

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Grandpa mires are the best
>full skelly mode, 5 11 120lbs
>start trying to gain weight, eat an extra meal a day and get a membership at the YMCA
>2 months later im 145lbs and actually have some amount of muscle
>see grandpa for the first time in a year on vacation to his province
>he immediately grabs me by the shoulders and says "ANON YOU'RE SO MUCH WIDER"
>spends the next hour talking me up to his side of the family
Fuck I miss him bros

>be me
>work out 2012-1015
>work as chef 2015-2016
>start to work out 2016 again
>gym since 2017
>not a /fit/ big guy but always the fittest all the time
>also big Dick
>mfw still get more buldgemires then bodymires
>get nicknamed "big dick" at restaurant
>mandingo makes me feel small

what am i doing with my life :(

>>42604356
>>42607780

seconded

you have a similar frame to me and my goal body

>>42610479
>fucking a married latina

Best way to commit suicide.

>>42607214
Ahhahahahhahahahahahahhhhaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhhhaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhhhaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhhhaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhhhaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhhhaahhaha

>>42602621
>>42602626
Anything more than nothing is generous, friendos.

>>42610479
stick a rose between your chompers, salsa shirtless up to her front door, flex a 'cep when she opens the door and ur in like flynn m89

>>42612702
>>work out 2012-1015
is that time in 24 hour or did you work out so hard you went back a thousand years?

>>42606809
>be British
>get stabbed

>be American
>be fat and free
>lift
>be fit and free

>>42604373
#sexualassult

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>>42610479
>going for a run later shirtless

>>42607769
Never trust Ace King it always gets cracked on the turn

Got back back after 3 years of being a lazy shit
2 months of intense lifting and cutting atm

>today gym receptionist spilled her spaghetti on me even though [spoiler]I didn't tip her[/spolier]
>qt friend of mine whos hobby is medieval tailoring is making me a medieval gambleson, After measuring me, she playfully pointed at my crotch and asked "and how about this? :3"

God damn I almost forgot how a good mirin tastes like.

>>42609205
Stop being a cunt m8

>>42602864
This

>>42607752
HOW MANY SQUATS DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, AKI?

>>42608944
Youre correct. Capitalists are no less race traitor scum than commies. A society based on race is objectively superior to one based on money.

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>>42607752
>During the court case, DC Andrew Rowlings claimed that "Arobieke became sexually aroused while forcing terrified young men to perform "inverted piggybacks" — ordering them to squat so he could lean over their backs with his face by their buttocks and his genitalia on their necks, while squeezing their quad muscles".[4]During the court case Arobieke made an apology to his victims and admitted that he was "infamous, notorious, everything from a bogeyman to whatever."[

>>42611548
>gooder
>handkercheef
>cuz
Youre a nigger arent you.

>>42612508
Who said not that im a retarded lol
>>42614728
Typed it like that for fun lolol

If you think that's all fucked up, the people inside there have been doing shit like that for years prolly I was only In there for like less than week

>>42608536
>being inside or having another man inside of you doesn't make you gay
If it's a sex characteristic, then yes, it does.

>>42608795
>you can't be far right and a waiter/waiter sympathizer at the same time
Just watch me

>>42604373
>When the ugmo girl from the group keeps coming for you
>Her friends know shes ugmo and keeps encouraging her
>Cannot outright be a dick or you lose face to the good looking girls
>you just want to go home and do pull ups

pls leave me alone i'm watching hockey at the bar

>>42605693
>Just like keeping active?
Has worked for me. If you want to go to the bone-zone you could also say something along the lines of 'anythingh exhausting is fun' (implying fucking). DISCLAIMER: Only works if not ugly or sperg.
My casual go-to response is saying 'Not eating.' and smiling/laughing.

>>42612594
>Grandpa mires are the best
that reminds me

>Grandpa was a rough kid (grew up in a post WW2 germany working class enviroment)
>he worked out basically every day since he's 14
>in his mid 70's now and still going strong
>says it's a shame I wasn't born sooner because he would have loved to brawl with me in his youth

No matter how aesthetic I will become that is the best compliment I will ever recive

>>42616453
I wish my opa was still alive. That man was tough as fuck. Almost died something like 5 times. From a brain tumour to multiple strokes.

>>42607592
leave fag
>>>/LGBT/ is that way

>>42602592
Only 10%? In the US it's rude to tip anything less than 15% unless the waitress/waiter was awful... Do you guys pay waitresses hourly instead of relying on tips?

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>>42608306
>tfw bulking bit forgot to lift

>>42602679
Wrong, mate. In Europe, tipping a waiter is a sign of him having done good. You are not oblieged to to so since waiters get paid by the restaurant. In fact, when service is shitty, then no tip. In the Reich tip is between 10 an 15 %. For lets say a coffee you just round up to the next euro or the like and when you have a feast with a bill of some hundreds of eurocash you are a bit more generous than 15 %.