>enter the gym this morning
>STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT CHAINS AND WHIPS EXCITE MEEEE NA NA NA COME OOON COME ON COME OOONNN
>walk into gym
>accosted by dominatrix
>hit with a crop every time I cheat a rep
>have to suck on her heels if I fail a set
>get pegged if I miss my anabolic window
>>42601333
>tfw no gym dominatrix to whip me into shape
>>42601357
>>42601333
>gym dominatrix locked me in chastity last diddly session because I exhaled before lifting and thus compromised the stability of my core
>tfw she'll "lose the keys" if I fuck up next session
>walk into gym
>trendy hipster left-wing radio station is on talking about refugees and bigotry and islamophobia and shit
Literally every time. I wish I could just relax and not have political shit constantly crammed down my throat
>>42601526
Dark times.
>>42601548
Indeed
>>42601241
>tfw gym dominatrix sits on my cock during bench
M-mommy..
>tfw gym dominatrix has a thing for ball torture, kicks my nads from behind whilst maxing deadlift. Snap my shit good.
Fugg
>gym dominatrix changes squat rack for an actual rack
At least my hamstrings got a good stretch