>tfw just took 5000mg of creatine see you on the other

>>42593066
y

>5g
So, uh, the recommended daily amount?

>>42593082
Maybe recommended by crazy steroid users who want to go bald, fuck up their livers, and die an early death from heart disease.

This reminds me of the first time I did creatine...
>Cold Friday afternoon, I had come home from school
>I had been thinking of the gym all day
>I was hungry, didn't have any lunch. In fact, I didn't eat because I spent the money
>For the past month I was saving up for something. Something special which I bought at GNC. I was surprised they didn't ask for ID; I was pretty sure the cashier noticed how nervous I was
>Anyways, my mom asked my how my day was when I got home, but I ignored her. I have more important things to do
>I run to the bathroom and unpack my bag. In my school bag is a white plastic bag from GNC. I open the bag, first removing the receipt and flushing it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence
>My heart was racing now
>I unpack the creatine monster from the bag.
I wonder what people will be asking me when they see that I will be 50lbs heavier. Should I say I was just eating a lot?
>I remove the label from the tub and tear it into a thousand small pieces. I flush that down the toilet, too
>It is time now.
>I run up to my room when my mom ask me what I am holding. I panic, sweat drips down my forehead and my teeth chatter. "Mom, it's just for a school project". "What project?" "I don't know mom I just started it!".
>A tear runs down my cheek.
>I run upstairs and open the creatine, scooping up servings into a clear water bottle
>What have I gotten myself into?
>I fill it with water and drink it.
>There is no turning back now.
>The creatine monster is inside me now, it will control me.

cont..

>>42593092
Sounds fun

>What should I do if I die? I cant let my family know about this...
>I open the creatine tub and throw it all out the window; a white cloud of mysterious dust sparkles into the wind so graciously
>I feel the substance taking control of me; I am now the monster
>I walk downstairs, its time to work out; time to get big
>Now I worry, I don't want to get too big; people will think I use steroids. I do use steroids. No I don't. Creatine.
>All I see is the weights now, I am almost downstairs when I hear "Do you want a cookie I just baked?"
>I know I do not have time for this **** now
>"No mom I do not want a cookie"
>I walk in the basement and drop to my knees before the weights, tears running down my cheeks
>I turn to the right and look at myself in the mirror..
>Oh god, what have I done?

>>42593130
>>42593144
Haha pretty good storytelling, here's what actually happened to me:
>driving
>full bag of creatine about the size of 2 big clenched fists hidden under my car seat
>gotta get home
>hear sirens
>look in rear view mirror to see police
>the car follows me and flashes me to pull over
>die a little
>I pull to the side
>cop car pulls to the side
>see officer getting papers or whatever while inside his car
>getting mad and nervous
>bend forward and lightly punch my door in anger
>see the bag of creatine I hid under the seat
>panic a little, cops in this area are notorious for searches
>processing a solution
>too much creatine to eat
>cop gets out of car
>ohshitohshit.jpg
>everything feels in slow motion
>squeeze the bag of creatine in my hand out of rage
>cop getting closer
>shove hand down pants and try to jam the bag up my butt
>cop near the car
>push it up as far as possible, fighting through the pain and tightness
>try to relax and push but cop is nearing the window
>stop shoving and pull out hand just as cop looks into the window
>cop asks me to roll it down
>act natural and do what he says
>tells me to step out of car
>open door, feel intense butt pain upon first step
>take one more step
>tells me I was speeding and asks for my license, registration
>pull out license from wallet in pocket
>the registration is inside the car

1/2

>>42593165
2/2
>rage inside hard
>get it from the glove compartment
>take a step to hand it over and suddenly feel a tingling inside my ass
>cop takes registration
>hands start getting tense muscles growing, energy rising
>realise that the creatine bag must have burst open while inside my rectum
>just as cop is about to leave, he notices me getting tense and asks me if there is something wrong
>give him the creatine eyes
>he backs up slightly and reaches for utility belt
>creatine reflexes take over as I grab his arm and yank it
>cop falls to the ground, but gets up quickly
>grabs his radio and puts it to his mouth, but I kick him with the force of a rocket
>creatine is in control of my mind and body now
>lift cop and throw him into his car
>he lies motionless as I run to the car, lift it over my head and start doing squats
>finish my set and throw it into the traffic
>feel like a train and charge onto the highway, nothing but creatine running through my veins
>wake up in a hospital with a broken arm, leg, and ribs
>the worst part is the creatine withdrawal

4/10 would not do again

>>42593082
>being this much of a fucking lunatic

>just took 5000Mg of creatine
>feel pain in the back of my abdomen on both sides
is this normal?

>>42593604
that's where the wings sprout from

>>42593604
that's your kidneys, breh.
drink more water.

>>42593948
I don't think you can feel your kidneys... can you?

>>42595371
When they're in pain? Yes