>obvious bulge in shorts when doing flat db press My dick

This is why girls don't like you.

Why are you ashamed of having a dick? I'm not ashamed of having a dick, I never want a hot girl to even look at me without being reminded of my huge meat full of fertile seed that could pin her down and impregnate her at any moment.

If you were a real man you'd let it show and not even give a shit.

Wtf? Are you a pussy or something it’s just your bulge

>>42590587
You don't hide the bulge, you own it.

>>42590587
lol put a towel over it or something haha retard

how the fuck can you guys be so insecure about everything? nobody cares

>>42590612
>ashamed of your bulge
Just become a trap already, get a femenine penis if you think it's "too big"

i keep on sliding thru my cock and balls on romanian dedlifts.. and shrugs

>>42591159
>he doesn't have orangutan arms
Stumplets lmao

>>42590587
Same problem man!
Whenever doing abs exercises on my back. All right length but pretty fat so it really sticks out through my sweatpants

my shorts hang pretty low in the crotch and I wear briefs that normally do a pretty good tuck job involuntarily so that might help you

makin me think i should wear boxers or boxer briefs to get that thigh bulge goin though

>dick turns into small yet solid mass when lifting
>my little pecker constantly pokes out obviously

Deal with it

>>42590701

>the virgin lump

>the chad protuberance

>>42591249
this lmao

Used to bug me but now I own my shrimp even in the shower room. Big flabby elephant trunk dick fags can never reach my level of functionality

>>42591249
Same here. Can't even lean it to one side unless I'm wearing really tight boxers, it shrinks too much and my dick "naturally" points instead of hangs anyway.