What should I expect. Diarrhea? What other memes does /fit/

ive had that before, didnt give me diarrhea

>>42589525
Why would it give you diarrhea? Stupid.

sage

>>42589525
Expect feeling like a god, becoming addicted and getting adrenal fatigue after drinking >200mg of caffeine every day for six months

>>42589525
A decent tasting energy drink with fuck all calories that can get you hyped really fucking easy but you burn out REALLY fast afterwards.

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>>42589525
>tfw your body will never be comprised of 60% sips

why even live brahs?

LMAO
Bro you are so funny. Expect the eye of the beast

>>42589525
Becoming a Satan's paw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHMP8KfgIv4

>>42589525
>the monster shills have turned me into a sipboy
>write sips on my grocery list
>call the soda aisle the sips aisle
goddamn shills

>>42589710
Where did the name sips come from?

Also it tastes pretty good. I'm hoping it will get me through a few hours of work now and I can crash just in time for a nap.

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>>42589709
heyy that's my video!

Feelsgoodman

>>42589823
Disliked specifically for this comment.

Side note, monster literally is a non Christian Jew owned company, if you're white and proud you should have only red bull. The owner is based af

>>42589628
This is me

>>42589976
"disliked for this comment"

as if that is supposed to change anything. Fatboy making money off of the video tho :^)

>>42589525
You got memed

>>42589976
Explain to me based red bull.

>>42589976
but zero calorie Red Bull tastes fucking awful, it's like the worst tasting energy drink out there

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>>42589628
FUCK
now it all makes sense

>>42589525
if you drink 3 in like 6 hours you will

>>42591876
Is that supposed to be much? I drink 4 to 5 a day. Sometimes 3 at a time in less than an hour.

>>42589525

I prefer monster orange sunrise.

I saw an asian cunt literally drinking this today in between benching sets.

>>42591959
I'm just posting as my experience. I studied all night and by morning 3 sips got me running to the bathroom 2 times

>>42592129
>Running for any reason

Never gonna make it.

>>42589628
>adrenal fatigue
What a meme. I've been drinking 200mg-300mg of caffeine every day for the past 12 years.

>>42589525
focus
energy

>>42589628
fml

>>42589622
>Why would it give you diarrhea?
Packed full of artificial sweeteners.
Chemical sweeteners have been shown to cause diarrhea in high doses.

>>42589628
yes but it makes me into a monster in the gym

>>42593905
If you're worried a simple fucking soda pop might give you diarrhea you have bigger problems than what pre-workout drink you should choose.

>>42589525
yeah i get diarrhoea every time I drink it, and I drink it all day every day. I haven't had a solid shit in months

but it's the life I chose.. it's just what you have to put up with if you want to become a sipboy

>>42589525
Does this shit actually do shit for people? I used to drink Starbucks Doubleshot Energy Drinks, but they are loaded with calories and sugar so I tried to switch to Monster Zero Ultra, and felt fuck all.

Although I did have a coke addiction a year ago, so I could just be tolerant.

>>42596977
energy drinks are a gateway to coke

you were already tolerant

>>42591728
https://pulseradio.net/articles/2017/04/it-turns-out-red-bull-s-ceo-is-an-anti-refugee-trump-supporter-it-turns-out-red-bull-s-ceo-is-an-an