Deadlift at 10% hp, pop avenging wrath to finish the set quicker.

we already had this thread, let it go.

>>42582356
try posting a cool pic of a real pally next time instead of some dumb cunt

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>>42582356
>not lifting as superior warrior race

Warriors are natty, paladins need "the light" to get swole.

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>>42582356
>pesky manlet rogue capped the squat rack while I was at the water fountain
>tfw keeps sapping me when I try use it
hate it when this happens

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>>42582356
>Me and my party finally down the squat golem
>EZ.-curl bar of strength drops
>Lanklet hunter needs on it

I NEEDED THAT FUCKING DPS UPGRADE U CUNT

>>42582356

Fucking nerds it was better when you stayed out of gyms now you spread your cringey video game autism everywhere

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tfw low test spriest

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>>42582356
>Doing clean and jerk
>Friend is doing DL
>Friend drops below 20% hp
>I'm at 85 rage with barbell over my head

I did nothing wrong.

>tfw necromancer
>known as the "deadlifts guy" at my gym

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>>42583808
>tfw get tilted and trinket sap
>manlet rogue resaps into full blind

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>>42582356

> at PL meet
> this one guy whips out the Amulet of Kings, turns into a living avatar of Akatosh, smashes all his PRs and dies

This can't be allowed in IPF regulations surely

>>42583945
>rogue gets distracted by the priest receptionist
>take advantage and berserker rage
>charge at him, unleashing my battle cry
>go on a rampage, obliterating him with a series of crushing blows
>he tries to run away
>tear his hamstrings out with my fists
>crush his head with the fountain, executing him
>receptionist giggles
>"y-you too"

>>42584143
>rogue gets distracted
it doesn't work that way sweety. Nice story, maybe next time invest in some intelligence to make those stories more believable.

>>42584502
>implying the manlet rogues don't always get distracted by the squishies in cloth

lmao

>>42584535
Fucking
>be subtlety rogue
>see qt 10/10 frost mage mirin
>shadowstep behind her and try to smash
>get cc'ed and rejected all whilst being kited

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>>42584566
>sub rogue gameplay
>vanish vanish vanish vanish cloak vanish vanish vanish vanish vanish cloak

>>42584566
>shadowstep behind her
fucking manlets when will they learn. You first sneak behind her and start with garrote so she's silenced. Then when she starts to kite you shadowstep.

>>42584018
>turns into a living avatar of Akatosh, smashes all his PRs and dies

lmao, imagine this was possible IRL, you just overdose on all the adrenaline you can, double all PR numbers and then you throw the biggest middlefinger humanity has ever seen, you die without anyone getting a chance of beating you.

>>42584018
What were his lifts and how much DID he lift tho?

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>tfw no q t high test orc with

Why even live boys?

>tfw too much arcane intellect to get /fit/

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>>42584662

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>you will never ejaculate inside Chromie's insanely tight time altering pussy

>>42582356
>I'm spotting for my raid
>Main lifter keeps pulling the weight off the rack to do bench
>I tell him I need a second to finish my protein shake, I can't spot him if I have no energy left
>He wrecklessly keeps going, ends up dropping the entire weight on his chest
>I literally have to lay on his hands to get the weight off him
>Almost ends up getting the entire gym killed

Fucking MEATHEAD tanks

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>Putting points into strength instead of carisma

>queue for gym finder as spotter
>get matched with chad and his three friends
>chad says get ready because he's chain supersetting accessories straight to the compounds
>forgot protein shake for stamina bonus, tried to guzzle preworkout but it was too late
>trying to spot everyone but endurance runs out
>chad fails his lift first then everyone follows suit
>get bitched out by everyone, get kicked out of gym and blacklisted by all the town's powerlifting clubs

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>>42584748
>yfw chromie is a male dragon who dresses up as a female gnome

>>42584808
>Wiping on gym finder

That's literally all smith machine work outs. If you can't spot that you deserve to be blacklisted

>>42582356
I knew you would fuck this meme up.

>Doing a Golds Gym run
>Pug the main lifter
>Okay so far get passed Pull-up bar and barbell room without issues
>Get to Form Inspector Eric, this week's form is dead lifts
>Lifter goes straight for the 5 plate because it results in maximum gains
>Ask him if he wants to clear some warmup trash sets so we can bear the weight easier
>Hey just says "That's lightweight baby" and proceeds to put the plates on
>He's a chad class lifted so I don't think much of it
>He starts off the set by pulling the bar up, he's struggling but it gets up there
>He starts doing fucking shrugs
>He has no idea how to deadlift
>We immediately fail
>Stacy was watching so we got the humiliation debuff and can't walk back in the gym for two weeks

Fucking learn your lifts before joining a gym you fucking retard lifters ffs