>visit mother
>has photo album out with my birth records
>99th percentile fucking everything, birthweight, length, head circumference etc.
>look at baby pics, be the biggest baby in the room in all of them
>high T, high FWHR brick skulled slayer
>fast forward 25 years
>be who I am
Wtf happened?! I was supposed to be a Chad!
>>42580365
Your parents picked up the wrong baby
>>42580417
there were plenty pictures of me mogging other babbies outside the hospital tho
there's a pic where i skullmog a baby that's a whole year older than me
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