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>be me
>working oooot
>doing press ups in the gym slut area
>sluts all around me taking pictures of themselves
>start a set of press ups
>quickly cannon off a few silent air puff farts
>silent so know there will be am element of smell
>decide the risk was with it
>desperately trying to inhale to sense the damage
>unable to breathe through nose due to mouth breathing my way through exercise
>Get faint whiff of shit smell
>itsbad.jpeg
>don't want to stop my press ups in order to appear tough in front of gym sluts
>try and breath through nose occasionally to get better grasp of damage
>girls start turning round in disguisted
>me inhaling violently trying still to sense the full extent of the damage
>gym sluts walk off in disguist walking past me doing press ups and still trying to get a good inhale of the smell
How do you control your arse when working out brehs?
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>>42573109
>How do you control your arse when working out brehs?
I don't.
gym sluts aren't worth my time. I often do drivebys on them with my gas just because.
>walk by thot doing meme shit in the oly platform
>blast some gas
>get back to my bench
>turn head slightly so I can see her out of corner of eye
>she's looking around with a disgusted look on her face
lol
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>>42573159
>I often do drivebys on them with my gas just because.
kek
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>>42573109
>Be me
>Early in gym career, diet still shit
>Get water at fountain, and drop an air biscuit I've been juggling while on the bench
>Leave in embarrassment
>Big huge fwarkin roid monster walks up to the fountain, starts drinking and then starts coughing
>Looks around in angry disgust, looks like a bull about to gore a matador
>Locks eyes with me
>MFW
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>hitting landmine presses that shoulder rehab
>gym sloot walks behind me
>blast the gnarliest, wettest fart of my life
>smells like pickled eggs and saurkraut
>cackle maniacally
>MFW in home gym
>MFW wife won't talk to me for the rest of the day
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I always make sure to fart near a fat fucker when at the gym noone suspects the ripped handsome guy when there's a fatty present. I did it at school also.
>Be me
>Start university
>Develop lactose intolerance
>I ain't gonna give up milk I ain't no bitch
>At school sit near a gross fat chick
> Almost constantly farting
>People start talking
>People sitting near her talking about her rank farts
>She finds out that she is considered the gasser
>Drops out due to shame, she was dumb also so no harm done
>Start getting stomach aches from dairy so have to stop consuming it
>Farts stop as she left
>Perfect crime
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>>42573109
Was it autism?
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>>42573109
I can tell when a gas is going to smell.
The first rule is to smell the first one well, so then you get a safety margin of 80-90%.
If the first one is too big and you are in public, you release a couple of mililiters to get a taste of it, risking almost nothing.
If you feel like your anus itches, thats bad.
If you have diarrhea, thats bad.
Any change on your rectal perception should take you to step one and reevaluate.
I have a handicap of 0 at this.
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