>grocery shop at 2 stores >i get most of my stuff from

Why is that a bad thing

Clearly they've noticed and remembered you. If you're fit and decent looking you have nothing to worry about

>>42572136
lmao pls be real

>>42572136

Grow grow broccoli man

>>42572136
Compared to the single overweight woman who buys three dozen frozen lean cuisine meals and a cucumber on Saturday night? No, you should not worry about being broccoli guy.

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Broccoli guy sounds like someone I'd want to be friends with. It's like no one even remembers this masterpiece.

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One time a college buddy of mine was at Walgreens to get some lube for his inner thighs for a race the next day. He notices too late that the checkout worker is a babe and doesn't want to look like a weirdo buying just a tube of KY.

He panicked and grabbed a Cadbury egg as it was his turn.

>>42572136
there are other vegetables besides broccoli, but whatever.
You could always turn it into flirting instead of being a pitiful sad sack.

>>42572136
Depends, do you look like you lift? If you do then this is just a funny story, if you don't it's a faggot nickname and you should kys

>>42572591
yeah I would be like you don't eat broccoli and look at them wierd, giggle gains for all

>>42572136
I would have chuckled and asked "broccoli guy?"

>>42572553
>brining
>not dry brining

stop eating waterlogged chicken

>>42572136
Dude why are you eating so much broccoli? You can get your micronutrients with 100g a day

Switch from broccoli to broccolini. Its better for you, and you can crossdress and pretend you are Christina.

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>>42572899
I'm sold

Dude you're fine. As a retail employee we nickname everyone. As the guy above me said, I would have been like "Lmao Broccoli Guy?"

>>42572136
I would have called her out for it

>>42572136
Post pic of 14 crown broccoli gains

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>>42572136
>broccoli guy

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>>42572136
>BROCCOLI GUY
I laughed regardless

>>42572136
>ywn work in a grocery store and make up fun nicknames for all the customers based on the weird stuff they buy
it's kind of endearing in a way, that they remember you, and remember what you buy. you're part of their grocery family, and they'll miss you when you stop coming in

>>42572136
Hey I used to be broccoli man at an old job. Girls called me it :3

If you are a 6/10+ you could have easily turned it into a joke. If you're below that I wouldn't show my face in the store again.

>>42574942
>eating bananas ever
they are literally nature's candy bar

>not eating Chinese broccoli
Never going to make it.

>>42572383
Fucking lmao

>being such a regular that you're known as "____ guy"

Making it, dude.

>>42572136
>not asking her if she wants to become brocolli girl

>>42572375
>grow grow broccoli man

>>42572136
Can't you change up the veg a bit? You could probably add some variety with not much extra effort

>>42572553
That's a hilarious choice.
>What will make my buying lube look less weird? An egg!