>mfw Charizard is a manlet
>mfw I'm smaller than Charizard
>mfw I'm a poke-manlet
shit. If you're shorter than Charizard you should probably just become a Trapinch
When manlets will learn (7'03")
>>42568458
7 foot? this nigga was bigger than a fucking mountain in the show
I'm 6 foot even, never once even thought about my height. Well never did till I started dating this 5'11 chick. We got to the point she wanted to meet her family. I was to meet them all at this somewhat upscale local restaurant. When i get thier my girlfriend was dressed up and wore heels, she was like 2 inches taller then me in heels. Then I met her mother who was also wearing heels and had like an inch on me. Her father and 2 brothers were both like 6'5. At first I couldn't even point my finger on why I felt so uncomfortable. Then I realized I was a fucking manlet to these people. Fuck I never wanna feel like that shit again. Truly feel bad for you guys now. I'll never make manlet jokes again
>>42568478
That was just 1 episode
Damn i remember that
>>42568446
>>42568478
Thats what tall people look like to manlets, remember Charizard is bigger than Ash etc in the show, so Ash is like 5'2"
>>42568897
Don't matter, Ash is a fucking Nip anyways. Short little motherfuckers
>>42568897
because he's actually named satoshi, is japanese, of average height for his race and the genius behind bitcoin and blockchain technology
jesus, read a fucking book
>>42568934
The point is he is short, and shit is shown from their height level, so of course Dragonite looks like a mountain
>>42568939
Missing the point, the show is shown from a manlet perspective, this is why Dragonite looks like a mountain
>>42568897
ash is a 10 year old kid
>>42567902
>he can only capture a charizardlet
>laughmisty.jpg
>>42568897
So does that mean pikachu is representing angry manlets who discovered tasers?
>>42568897
That's fairly tall for a 10 yo japanese kid
>>42568500
Jesus this so much
I always have been told im tall at 183cm, living in a southern european country.
Then some years ago I moved to northern europe and I feel like a turbomanlet.
Most women tower over me lmao
It all comes down to the environment you are in
>>42568500
I have a similar story
>Be me, abit above 6'2
>Have cousins from the country I rarely see
>They're all huge, even the girls
>Come down to my city for a "small" (read; pretty large) family gathering
>"Oh, this is the first time you kids have been together since you were kids! Let's get a photo! Line up in height order and we'll take a group shot!"
>My sister goes to the back of the line like the femlet she is
>Cousins immediately start to queue up at the head
>Not today guys
>I cruise to the front and take my rightful place as the biggest
>Mild shock
>It dawns on me that these guys are used to being the absolute biggest in the room at all times, since country people in my country tend to be fucking tiny
>Realize that if the girls were wearing heels, they'd probably beat me
It's really surreal. For them, it was a shock seeing somebody from their family bigger than them. For me, it was a shock being surrounded by people my height. We probably freaked the shit out of the second cousins and non-blood relatives who had no idea what the fuck they were marrying into.
>>42569058
actually it's Ash's Charizard that's 5'7, he's actually quite a runt for Charizard standards, there was an episode where Ash found like an Island of Charizards or something and all the other Charizards were taller than the one Ash had
>>42567902
Pokestats are retarded. Look at Groudon, fucker is only 3.5m tall. He would fit in my house.
>>42569547
Forgot pic