No humor thread. I have reason to want to dump all of the funniest

knock knock

>>42566685
Your 1 rep max

>>42566696
Who's there?

>>42566962
lettuce

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>>42566983
>Matt's wife got fat

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>tfw I have large /fit/ humor folder but dont work out

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a classic

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Personal fav

>>42567087
Why is this so funny?

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>>42567130
I need this in a res that doesn't suck.

>>42567130
kek, chug jug.

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>>42567237
Get help, dude.

>>42567197
What's wrong with curls?

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>>42567248
Ha ha, get a load of this faggot, guys.

>>42567248
>he doesn't know

anon, I

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>>42567248

>>42567246

Why would lucky charms stop you from getting gains?

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Seriously what's wrong with curls

>>42567411
You aren't ready

>>42567411
>Being this new

>>42567258
>he isnt aware

>>42567486
>>42567441
>>42567258
>>42567255
FUCK YOU ALL CURLS ARE AMAZING

>BE ME
>WANT TO GET AESTHETIC
>1000 CAL CUT, OBTAIN ABS
>TIMEFORTHEFUN.JPG
>ONLY EVER DO CURLS, FLYS, AND OHPS (ALL WITH DUMBELL) WHILE SITTING ON MY COUCH WATCHING TV
I CAN FEEL THE GAINS BUT YOU GUYS OBVIOUSLY CANT

CHECK BACK WITH ME WHEN HYPERTROPHY FOR YOU IS 20 REPS

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if i wanted humor i would reflect on my life decisions in their totality and medidate on the inevitable conclusion that i am pants on head retarded

>>42567566
if i wanted humor i'd ask for your 1rm

>>42567566
feel

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You're welcome.

>>42566992
>startingstrength.jpg

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>>42567907
I think this is /fit/ but can't tell from the thumbnail if it's what I think it is

>>42567104
Picture the situation, this roiding autistic dude just told an old lady to pick up a can he dropped himself.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Szs87zIfUM
Made this back in January and never actually posted it here, thought you guys might like it.

>>42567486
>>42567441
>>42567258
>>42567255
It seems like you guys don't even know what is wrong with curls but you're just trying to fit in

>>42567130
http://68.media.tumblr.com/6e594a910ca0baf9f74fbf4864d84d24/tumblr_oul26mJZoM1rvo9xyo1_1280.png

>>42568063
err I meant >>42567197

>>42567832
This is some of the funniest shit I've seen on /fit/. How was I not there for that...

#basedbuddhabro

>>42566700
watch this .gif while listening to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Zg8Mqip6TM

>>42566983
Matt = New Chad?

t.Matt

>>42567951
it's beautiful, subscribed

>>42568418
Watching this while listening to
https://youtu.be/PcDcvJ2KkQs?t=22m16s

can't believe people do this memefest routines for real.

>>42567076
I always read this one. The fucking rat kek

>>42568461

Don't really get why that's anything approaching funny.

>>42568469
>mfw she actually believed this fairy tale

>>42568345
Post more zyzz vs sloots

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>>42566853
> and creatine

>>42567994
>ding dongli

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>>42568557

>>42568043
This

>>42568704
Literally nothing wrong with curls
these cucks are just fucking autismo mode and think all they say is real, neet life is sad huh?

>>42567066
First time noticed the other guy is grabbing the dick touchers ass!

>>42566989
Lettuce see your butthole

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>>42566685

>>42570031
Kek'd

>>42566969
classic

I loved this meme

>>42569674
There's nothing wrong with them, no.

Iirc Rippetoe advises against them (for SS) because you should focus on the big lifts, i.e. compound movements, and not on isolation exercises like curls.

>>42568438
There was also a version with hall of the mountain king, pretty nice too

>>42567076
>but it keeps eating the burnt shit at the bottom of the oven
Different parts of my sides get always lost irrecoverably when i read this shit.

>>42570397
Thats fine, but going around saying its useless and wrong without any context just seems dumb, dont you agree?

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>looking at back decompressing
>look at comments
when will they learn?

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>>42566725

>>42566742
Kek

>>42566802
Bro its spelled wrong

>>42566983
3 years of transformation. I call bs. There is no way the nerd got that beard in 3 years

>>42571350
I grow more beard in about a month, this shit is nothing.

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>>42566742
MASID 1000

>>42566785
That shit's good, but I guess after running for like 120 years you gotta hit the "lifting for a gf" demographic at one point

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>>42567001
When grade 7's attempt to flirt

>>42567929
I am picturing it, I'm laughing. It's just funnier to me than I expect, is what I meant.

>>42567951
Awesome vids. Great humor. Look funny, well-produced, planned. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new videos or channels. Show us what you' got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, popular, epic and relatable your channel can get. Thanks for the motivation. Subscribed.

>>42568043
>>42568704
>>42569674
Just a meme, friendos. Curls are fine.

>>42568071
>>42568063
Thanks.

>>42568098
Hilarious. I'm tempted to make it.

>>42567881
My obliques are in the orbit

>>42566685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUzHrqabDtk

>>42568108
>got tied down
>wife got fat
Nah.

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>>42568557
>she

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just texted her

>>42566742
Can confirm. Had a 10 year relationship end last year and my ex has gotten fatter while I'm currently working and working out at a gym

>>42568418
is that bitch pregnant?

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>>42570413
fucking kek

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>>42567914

Meh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN7Yd7aPDnw

>>42567130
Lmao i was there for that thread, was only like 2 weeks ago

>>42567114
too soon

>>42568098
it fits too much

>>42571449
Kek

>>42571155
underrated

>>42566709
These are actually really fun, try doing them sometimes when you are not working out

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>>42572698
>I know you don't need no mo food

>>42567951
It's really good, man. Keep it up

>>42566853
Who's the girl on the left? Does she have an instagram?

>>42571155
what's your gf's cupsize?
>25lbs

>>42567411
>tfw no woman EVER masturbated thinking about you
Why am I so good at finding new thoughts that make me wanna instantly die.

If I wanted humor...

>>42566837
yare yare daze...

>>42567914
XD and i dont type xd very often

>>42575036
You should never type it again, you raging faggot

>>42572034
No she's just bulking

>>42575045
y u angry?
im just trying to portrait my reaction when i saw that pic

>>42566853
>imblyign
There have been pictures of Moot from recent years and he's still a skelly beta who is a literal cuckold.
That guy in the picture on the right is just someone with a bit similar teeth and jaw.

>>42567881
kek

>>42574966
you don't even know that

>>42567051
A tale as old as time

>>42575232
Of course I do. Listen, if I were a woman I wouldn't masturbate to me. I'd masturbate to hot guys with tight abs and bulging biceps, not guys like me. I'm telling you, no woman ever wanted me so much she masturbated to the thought of me.

>>42575045
:^)

>>42567378
This is too sad to even laugh at

>>42575269
You tell yourself that, but don't you sometimes see girls who are a 5/10 but somehow attractive to you specifically?
I'm not a prize myself but a few girls(in my whole life, mind you) actually found me attractive (I don't know why) and there will probably be a bit more who didn't even talk to me.
See what I'm getting at?

>>42571449
>5 ft 8in
>a dwarf
I can't stop laughing, but seriously what, I have to know the logic behind this. Because dwarves are like 4 feet.

>>42566802
If I do cardio every other workout, do I lose half my gains?

>>42575341
Masturbation revolves around fantasy, things you can't achieve. Who in their right fucking mind would fantasize about ME when I'm theoretically easily achievable and not particularly good looking?

Some women during my life found me attractive, there must have been something mentally wrong with them. I can't believe a woman who tells me she finds me attractive, I instantly assume she's either lying to me or to herself.

>>42575375
>half
more like 2/3

>>42575365
It's fake

>>42575378
There is a point where your self-pity makes me hate you instead of sympathize with you. Masturbation revolves around feeling good, not about things you can't achieve. Also they don't know you're desperate enough to become "easily achievable" aka a man-whore

>>42575365
it's shopped

>>42575429
>they don't know you're desperate enough
All they have to do is fucking look at me.
>Masturbation revolves around feeling good
Masturbation isn't mechanics, it's about head-movies making you feel wanted or sexually fulfilled by an object of desire, especially for women. You think when a gf was having hard time reaching orgasm without you she was fantasizing about you? No, she was reaching into her memory for an underwear model or a ripped celebrity.

>There is a point where your self-pity makes me hate you instead of sympathize with you
That's ok, I feel the same way about me too.

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>>42568345
>That bottom right exchange

>>42571892
I have little faith in this attempt, bruv. Post the result pls.

>>42571892
You need to be 18 to post on 4chan

>>42568418
Just why?

Can't crossfit places be shut down for being a potential health hazard? Why would anyone in their right mind prefer to do all this stupid shit with poor form and risk a permanent injury? I don't understand.

>>42571892
pizda mătii de țigan

>>42568469
>Wifes son

subtle kek

>>42575269
It's more effective if you masturbate to guys you know personally ime

It's not all about the superficial

>>42575476
Also if you believe this you're never going to wow any chick in bed. Connect with her and feel her connection to you. I know that seems like hippy-dippy bullshit but it's true. If you think girls will disconnect from your moment and think about a "hotter guy" immediately you need to stop fucking teenagers.

You need some better self esteem anon.

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>>42576485

>>42568461
I mean it was funny but not derail a thread funny

>>42570031
This is believable actually, fucking kek

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>>42576501
woops meant this

>>42576485
why are there two dozens of dwarfs pulling an airplane?

>>42572723
That was 2 weeks already, where has my life gone.

>>42570031
Would do the same, to be fair

>>42570031
>was an EMT for years
>people faint and seize all the fucking time
>American healthcaresystem, so people rarely even want transport to a hospital to check anymore
>nobody is holding her down
>they're keeping dangerous items away from her
>maintaining her airway
>Good, I can do fucking nothing

>>42566725
classic

>>42576727
how do you think they move the planes when they break down.

>>42576501
i can see everything else except for the cursor at that point.
spooky.

>>42566742
This is almost exactly the aftermath of my last relationship. After how much better off I am now, I don't even feel sad anymore.

>>42567362
Didn't you read The Contract anon?

>>42566790
>Asian
Have fun with your Elliot Rodger son there race traitor

>>42567066
As long as tips don't touch, it's not gay.

>>42568469
Literally a scene from F is For Family

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>>42566685
k

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>>42566685

>>42567560
>that sopranos reference

>>42571296
>he doesn't know

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>>42575729

>>42566813
underrated

someone post the starting strength guy with huge thighs

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>>42578651

>>42571350
>having a beard isn't for nerds
???

>>42567951
I just want to say that this is amazing, really good work