Just another typical weekend coming up >wake up and clean

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Just another typical weekend coming up

>wake up and clean room and go to gym (weak due to coffee ruining sleep) and eat
>drink coffee at my favourite train station while browsing 4chan and feeling sad about life
>go to a museum and feel like a fraud at how I'm going for the pseudointellectual cred
>feel awful after seeing 50 attractive women who consider me a disgusting beta while they have 5000 tinder matches with Chads
>go to my second favourite station to drink coffee, repeat
>go home and waste all my time on the internet or read some books I only read for the pseud cred
>go to sleep
>sunday passes with even less happening but with museums closed so I feel locked out the social sphere and have a vague sense that I should have woken up early on Saturday to make the most of it
>coffee ruined sleep too much to make the gym worthwhile but I'll give it up after Monday...
>would feel sad about going to work on Monday but I barely work

Background:
>aged 26
>no friends or social life since 18
>no female attention ever
>went through university with zero social experiences
>became the loner nobody talks to within two days of my current job
>never been to pub, club, or party
>missed out on all the 16 - 22 formative social experiences that people look back on fondly (teen crushes, school prom, school dances, university fresher's week, any sort of relationships at all)
>know that women all have 5000 tinder matches and think the average male is ugly